GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
Yeah the Kraken was pretty disappointing. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it actually looks like from the shoulder down but you can never really tell....
Yeah the Kraken was pretty disappointing. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it actually looks like from the shoulder down but you can never really tell....
Yeah the Kraken was pretty disappointing. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it actually looks like from the shoulder down but you can never really tell....
well, he's just reviewing the films so it's entirely possible that some user reported the videos and that youtube is taking down the videos first, and then perhaps will decide they don't infringe any copyright and put them back up
or they may not give two shits and just leave them down
There's no way in hell George Lucas would ever allow something with Star Wars in it to get hundreds of thousands of views for free.
And it's not exactly Pro-Lucas by any means
He's let the Phantom Menace review remain up for the past 4 months and it's up past 1.7 million views.
Not to mention Rifftrax sells a riff mp3 for the Star Wars Holiday Special, which they provide hints to an online-available copy that's still up over two years later:
"But, Rifftrax," you say, "Rifftrax, please - The Star Wars Holiday Special is not commercially available. How am I supposed to watch this?!" Well, we assume you taped it off the TV back in 1978 using your 130 pound top loading Panasonic NV-9300 U-Matic VCR, just like we did. If not, what were you thinking? Stop right now and GO Out and Get Looking for onE.
Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV-9300 doesn't have an "edit" function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there.
(We're sure the International Ladies Garment Workers Union won't mind.) So ours is two hours long and has a descriptive scroll on the front end, just like the one you can Get frOm yOur friend Greg, in LakE VIDEO, Illinois. (Don't look it up, they don't like to draw attention to themselves in Lake Video.)
There's no way in hell George Lucas would ever allow something with Star Wars in it to get hundreds of thousands of views for free.
And it's not exactly Pro-Lucas by any means
He's let the Phantom Menace review remain up for the past 4 months and it's up past 1.7 million views.
Not to mention Rifftrax sells a riff mp3 for the Star Wars Holiday Special, which they provide hints to an online-available copy that's still up over two years later:
"But, Rifftrax," you say, "Rifftrax, please - The Star Wars Holiday Special is not commercially available. How am I supposed to watch this?!" Well, we assume you taped it off the TV back in 1978 using your 130 pound top loading Panasonic NV-9300 U-Matic VCR, just like we did. If not, what were you thinking? Stop right now and GO Out and Get Looking for onE.
Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV-9300 doesn't have an "edit" function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there.
(We're sure the International Ladies Garment Workers Union won't mind.) So ours is two hours long and has a descriptive scroll on the front end, just like the one you can Get frOm yOur friend Greg, in LakE VIDEO, Illinois. (Don't look it up, they don't like to draw attention to themselves in Lake Video.)
in case you were wondering why he does the creepy serial killer character, he says it's because if he read a criticism straight for ninety minutes, people would be bored as shit
weaving a story in the background holds your interest and makes you want to keep watching
in case you were wondering why he does the creepy serial killer character, he says it's because if he read a criticism straight for ninety minutes, people would be bored as shit
weaving a story in the background holds your interest and makes you want to keep watching
And he's absolutely right
I find the creepy psycho bits morbidly fascinating
The rest of the actual review is so fantastic that he could jerk off in front of the camera and I wouldn't be pissed off
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GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
"I need to share my pain"
That part had me laughing. I think the serial killer bits are pretty good. Oh and the jigsaw puzzle part. "It's like somebody through five separate puzzles on the floor and told you to re-assemble them in two hours."
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HEY
His eyes are up HERE, thank you very much
It's actually a hat.
And guess who's wearing it?
You know she would.
His video for that one is pretty good too
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Man
I didn't like Cartoon Network before and I fucking hate them now
edit: referring to Lady Gaga
Watching it real quick before it's taken down
Just talk about the movie in a funny voice, okay
what CN thing is there?
or is this George Lucas being a silly goose
CURSE YOU LUCAAAS
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he's doing just fine, so I'm glad he doesn't have someone like you telling him how he "should" be doing it
how has lucas not gotten word of this?
I wonder if he's in on it
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
it is Lucas?
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I've got news for you people...
IT IS GEORGE LUCAS.
or they may not give two shits and just leave them down
They pretty much just take down anything with 1 or more Flag
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And it's not exactly Pro-Lucas by any means
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I want this guy in my GPS
Bucket
He's let the Phantom Menace review remain up for the past 4 months and it's up past 1.7 million views.
Not to mention Rifftrax sells a riff mp3 for the Star Wars Holiday Special, which they provide hints to an online-available copy that's still up over two years later:
it was flagged by a user
I'm pretty sure CN had nothing at all to do with it
Ahahahahahaha
I'm on part 4 of 9 for Episode II
These are the most brilliant lashings ever
I can't wait for the inevitable Ep III one
I just got that rick berman produced the star trek movies he bashes
weaving a story in the background holds your interest and makes you want to keep watching
I don't hate it, but every time it comes up I'm just like "Okay get back to the criticisms"
And he's absolutely right
I find the creepy psycho bits morbidly fascinating
yes, well, your gay
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Forgive me for wanting to see the Star Wars Episode II Review when I clicked on "Star Wars Episode II Review"!
It works for some (me and Geebs) but not for others (UnbreakableVow, other terrible people) let's not have anyone getting butthurt about it
The rest of the actual review is so fantastic that he could jerk off in front of the camera and I wouldn't be pissed off
That part had me laughing. I think the serial killer bits are pretty good. Oh and the jigsaw puzzle part. "It's like somebody through five separate puzzles on the floor and told you to re-assemble them in two hours."
And then two screaming girls trying to do it.