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Bieber VS Gaga. Pop culture me.

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Who are these people? I am an old man, and these things scare me.

When I started my first university degree in 2003 I pretty much stopped watching TV, gave up on radio and limited myself to a small group of friends. I wasn't quite a hermit, but my exposure to media and popular culture dropped off a lot.

Now some years later I find that I don't really know anything about what's popular these days. Everything is new and scary.

Music:
The last time I enjoyed the music on the radio was in the mid to late 90s. There was some really good RnB out at the time that still relied on some of the old motown style hooks and disco/funk from previous generations. Like this was pretty awesome.

Apparently all of the disco/funk stuff that I used to like is now made (ironically?) by hipster/indie bands. Rap music is made by little wayne and I don't get it at all. RnB is really boring since all the instruments and now most of the samples have been replaced by pure synth beat machines. I don't understand anything about Lady Gaga. Most of my music comes from plundering electronica music off of Grooveshark.


TV:
TV has apparently gotten better. I stopped watching TV right around the the height of Reality TV, when networks stopped paying writers and instead just aired back to back episodes of Survivor, Big Brother and Who Wants to be a Millionaire. The last series I've really watched to completion was The West Wing.

Apparently HBO's been making some good stuff? I remember seeing bits of the first season of the Sopranos, and it seems like since then people have written some good dramas, and even regular cable TV has gotten better shows now. There's like 30 Rock, and Dexter, and probably a bunch of other cool things.



Fashion:
I've never known how to dress. I don't know how to keep up with what's in style for this season or next season. I don't buy the majority of clothes I own, they're usually christmas gifts. So I own a lot of shirts and jeans that are about 10-12 years old now, most of which originally came from Wal-mart or maybe sears. It's all just very plain stuff, and I try to keep it as generic as possible.

However thanks to a recent relationship I have been shopping for clothes a couple of times in the past year or two. Fashion makes no sense to me at all.
I always figured if I wore stuff like this I'd be fashionable:
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but as it turns out all the people my age in Toronto dress like this:
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Other Stuff:

Who are the hot celebrities now? Male celebrities have a long shelf life so I know that the Clooneys and Pitts are still popular, but I have no idea who the young and hot leading men are. Do we still have those? Have they been replaced by Michael Cera, Jay Baruchel and their ilk? Celebrity girls are even further beyond me. I can't remember the last pretty face that was marketed at me. Jessica Alba? Angelina Jolie?

I keep up with a lot of tech and i'm on the internet constantly, but I've pretty much skipped any sort of social networking. Has something replaced Facebook yet? Tumbly, Fickly, Flickr, Bubbl.us, all of these websites are missing vowels now! Also everyone seems to have bought into smart phones now, which I've always avoided because I hate closed platforms and data plans are more expensive in Candada than I'd like.

Hell, I'm not even up to date with videogames. I have a decent PC, but pretty much all of my favorite genres (space sims, western RPGs) have dried up to just a few games or nothing at all. I refuse to play MMORPGs or anything where I pay monthly. I gave away my PSP and haven't used the Wii at all.


SE++, can you make me as cool and hip as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Can you save me from being obsolete?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bieber 4 prez

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can teach you how to wear jeans, plain tshirts and old workboots. Would that help?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm lady gaga

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can teach you how to wear jeans, plain tshirts and old workboots. Would that help?

    I'm already wearing those!

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gaga forever

    bieber never

    I will never get tired of the hair bow

    never ever ever it's the prettiest thing

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Now some years later I find that I don't really know anything about what's popular these days. Everything is new and scary.

    This is basically the whole point of pop culture, no?

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    I can teach you how to wear jeans, plain tshirts and old workboots. Would that help?

    I'm already wearing those!

    The student has become the master.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pip and wimble are holding this thread down until i can find the post about my tattoo idea

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pip you seem to be confusing your rap face with a poker face

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Trey Songz iz gai

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have both

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm going to get this tattoo. It is going to be on my back because that is the only place it would fit.

    Because I am going to get a rendition of
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    or
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    I'm not sure about which one. Because the first is more brutal, but the second one has that rad old lady.

    though I guess the old lady doesn't matter BECAUSE the changes I am making for my tattoo is that it will be

    Lady Gaga and Beyonce cutting off the head of Justin Beiber.

    need this drawn up

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    fuck

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'd like to say that'd be great, but honestly if someone tattooed that on their back it'd be awful.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm going to get this tattoo. It is going to be on my back because that is the only place it would fit.

    Because I am going to get a rendition of
    49588c7a509b31.jpg

    or
    judithslayingholofernes.jpg

    I'm not sure about which one. Because the first is more brutal, but the second one has that rad old lady.

    though I guess the old lady doesn't matter BECAUSE the changes I am making for my tattoo is that it will be

    Lady Gaga and Beyonce cutting off the head of Justin Beiber.

    need this drawn up

    don't you think this will date rather quickly for something you will have on your body permanently

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    knob would you still play SSF4 with me if I got that tattoo?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm going to get this tattoo. It is going to be on my back because that is the only place it would fit.

    Because I am going to get a rendition of
    49588c7a509b31.jpg

    or
    judithslayingholofernes.jpg

    I'm not sure about which one. Because the first is more brutal, but the second one has that rad old lady.

    though I guess the old lady doesn't matter BECAUSE the changes I am making for my tattoo is that it will be

    Lady Gaga and Beyonce cutting off the head of Justin Beiber.

    need this drawn up

    don't you think this will date rather quickly for something you will have on your body permanently

    i actually followed up that post with this one
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm also not sure if it should be Justin Beiber, since I want it to stay relevant, ya know?


    Because, ya know, Lady Gaga + Beyonce will never die

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'm lady gaga

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In ten years they probably will.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    scatman john is way better than either of these chicks.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Gonna get me a tattoo of George Strait.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    god rolo you are so old

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    god rolo you are so old

    I am not old! I'm barely 26! 26 is not old at all!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    26 is pretty old.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo
    you are a decade older than me
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    scatman john is way better than either of these chicks.

    stop posting

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you're almost a decade older than me!

    a decade!

    almost!

    you're!

    e-antimatter wins this round

    hahaha no being 16 is no kind of victory

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ewwwww 26?

    no wonder this thread smelled like metamucil and boringness

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo we cannot fix you.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ageism up itt

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    lady gaga is my religion

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You kids have no right to judge me! You don't know anythingGET OFF MY LAWN

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    obligatory druhim joke etc etc

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo, give up while you are behind

    far far behind

    how is it back there anyway?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    rolo britney spears has hair again did you know

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo, give up while you are behind

    far far behind

    how is it back there anyway?

    I am watching Lethal Weapon 2 and it is awesome.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    im lady bieber

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    im lady bieber

    im justin gaga

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    Bieber is 2010's version of boy bands.

    Basically. Minus some talent and a few years and sex appeal.

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