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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    GRMike wrote: »
    People in our work parking garage door ding new cars. I've talked to security after my new car got a ding and I heard coworkers complaining about the same thing and apparently it gets reported nearly every day.

    They need to patrol those fucking garages.

    is this an act of intentional vandalism or something? or are the spaces just really close together

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  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    edit: Holyshiittt

    #4 - What was it she actually climbed down from?
    A - It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.

    #6 - How long was she in your apartment?
    A - The police officers thought it looked as though she had been there for at least a couple weeks, although could have been longer.


    hahaha

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  • DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I beat a kid's ass for stealing my Grimlock in like 3rd or 4th grade. Fucker got schooled.

    I can still remember my Dad telling the principal, who was a nun, that I wasn't going to be punished for kicking the shit out of this kid because he stole from me. He was using very colorful language and did not respect her spiritual or earthly authority. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

    My mom on the other hand was pissed off because I called the kid an asshole in front of a nun.
    That reminds me of the one time I got sent to the principle's office in elementary school. I way playing catch with someone, and two other mean kids took the ball and played "keep away": the kind when the person who had the ball stolen runs up to the thief, and they throw it over your head to their accomplice, and the process repeats when you run over to the other guy.

    The second time one of the kids threw the ball over my head, I just punched him in the stomach and took the wind of out him, ass on the pavement sucking wind and all.

    My parents said they were angry, but I could tell their heart wasn't entirely in it. :lol:

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shit I had my catalytic converter stolen off my old truck a couple years back while I was gone for christmas

    in the middle of my apartment complex's parking lot too

    didn't even realize there was something wrong until a few days of driving it later, when we realized there wasn't any exhaust coming out the tail pipe and the truck would literally roar when we started it


    I swore if I ever found the piece of shit that did it I'd skull fuck him

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was mugged for takeout Chinese food in new York city one time. Pretty halfhearted attempt, they were nice enoch to not take my wallet too.

    Also I was chilling in my car with a friend in a bowling alley parking lot, just shooting the shit, when someone knocked on my window. Thinking it was someone I knew, I dumbly put my windows down and had a gun shoved in my face. Dude asked for my money and I gave him the like $15 I had in my wallet. Waa-waa

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    someone scrawled "tranie cunt pussy slut" on my car once

    that was a stressful week, yeesh

    That's awful, Kosh.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    had my Game Boy Advance SP stolen along with Golden Sun and Pokémon Emerald

    quite a few CDs, came back one evening to find my CD player open and half bent

    food, clothes, study books, stationary, toiletries

    hell even my damp towel one time

    boarding school was awesome.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okami wrote: »
    shit I had my catalytic converter stolen off my old truck a couple years back while I was gone for christmas

    in the middle of my apartment complex's parking lot too

    didn't even realize there was something wrong until a few days of driving it later, when we realized there wasn't any exhaust coming out the tail pipe and the truck would literally roar when we started it


    I swore if I ever found the piece of shit that did it I'd skull fuck him

    well, it's not like you really need it unless you need to pass your inspection

    but it is irritating in that event, yep.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    We just had a string of burglaries in Iowa City and one guy chased the woman into the underside of a bridge where police caught her. The squirrel-iest burglar She was stealing laptops to sell for crack.

    Anyone who lives in an apartment should get renter's insurance. I signed up on Friday and it was $10.50 a month for like $20,000 coverage and $250 deductible. I put off doing this for like... 5-6 years? Ended up taking less than 5 minutes. But younger generations can do better!

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    I was mugged for takeout Chinese food in new York city one time. Pretty halfhearted attempt, they were nice enoch to not take my wallet too.

    Also I was chilling in my car with a friend in a bowling alley parking lot, just shooting the shit, when someone knocked on my window. Thinking it was someone I knew, I dumbly put my windows down and had a gun shoved in my face. Dude asked for my money and I gave him the like $15 I had in my wallet. Waa-waa

    It's not like you had bullet-proof windows.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Someone put a rock through my office window last year and stole my big beautiful brand new 25" iMac. I was very upset.

    Then I took the insurance money and bought this 17" MBP, which I love, so I guess it all worked out.

    Still... annoying.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    just reading about all this theft is seriously pissing me off

    like, ultimate nerd rage

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    GRMike wrote: »
    People in our work parking garage door ding new cars. I've talked to security after my new car got a ding and I heard coworkers complaining about the same thing and apparently it gets reported nearly every day.

    They need to patrol those fucking garages.

    is this an act of intentional vandalism or something? or are the spaces just really close together

    My guess is it is intentional. If security gets a report every day according to them that new cars are getting damaged it doesn't seem to be accidental, but it could.

    Still, if you damage a door to another car enough that it isn't just swapping paint- you let that person know what you did.

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okami wrote: »
    shit I had my catalytic converter stolen off my old truck a couple years back while I was gone for christmas

    in the middle of my apartment complex's parking lot too

    didn't even realize there was something wrong until a few days of driving it later, when we realized there wasn't any exhaust coming out the tail pipe and the truck would literally roar when we started it


    I swore if I ever found the piece of shit that did it I'd skull fuck him

    well, it's not like you really need it unless you need to pass your inspection

    but it is irritating in that event, yep.

    nah I didn't have to worry about inspection but it just made my truck super fucking loud

    it was pretty costly to replace

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    someone scrawled "tranie cunt pussy slut" on my car once

    that was a stressful week, yeesh

    Urgh I remember you telling that story a while back

    Passive-agressive inbreds all up ins

    yeah, at the time I was super pissed that whoever did it didn't have the nerve to just walk up to my apartment and confront me directly

    oh well

    I guess I know not to associate with horrible people now!

    Things like this make me wish you could get a Batmobile-like defense for your car that fucking zaps people who try to key it.

    Although I guess that would be somewhat dangerous and illegal.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    someone scrawled "tranie cunt pussy slut" on my car once

    that was a stressful week, yeesh

    Urgh I remember you telling that story a while back

    Passive-agressive inbreds all up ins

    yeah, at the time I was super pissed that whoever did it didn't have the nerve to just walk up to my apartment and confront me directly

    oh well

    I guess I know not to associate with horrible people now!

    wait it was someone you knew?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okami wrote: »
    Okami wrote: »
    shit I had my catalytic converter stolen off my old truck a couple years back while I was gone for christmas

    in the middle of my apartment complex's parking lot too

    didn't even realize there was something wrong until a few days of driving it later, when we realized there wasn't any exhaust coming out the tail pipe and the truck would literally roar when we started it


    I swore if I ever found the piece of shit that did it I'd skull fuck him

    well, it's not like you really need it unless you need to pass your inspection

    but it is irritating in that event, yep.

    nah I didn't have to worry about inspection but it just made my truck super fucking loud

    it was pretty costly to replace

    I remember there was a rash of that in my town a couple years ago. There's a little bit of platinum in catalytic converters, I guess?

    Thieves can be a little smart sometimes, I have to admit.

    The other thing that's been happening is people take those little salt packets from McDonald's and mix the salt with free alcohol based hand sanitizer to isolate the alcohol and drink it. Little addict chemists. I'm almost impressed.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I had my purse stolen on the train at night, once. That was pretty financially inconvenient and kind of upsetting, but whatever.

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Okami wrote: »
    Okami wrote: »
    shit I had my catalytic converter stolen off my old truck a couple years back while I was gone for christmas

    in the middle of my apartment complex's parking lot too

    didn't even realize there was something wrong until a few days of driving it later, when we realized there wasn't any exhaust coming out the tail pipe and the truck would literally roar when we started it


    I swore if I ever found the piece of shit that did it I'd skull fuck him

    well, it's not like you really need it unless you need to pass your inspection

    but it is irritating in that event, yep.

    nah I didn't have to worry about inspection but it just made my truck super fucking loud

    it was pretty costly to replace

    I remember there was a rash of that in my town a couple years ago. There's a little bit of platinum in catalytic converters, I guess?

    Thieves can be a little smart sometimes, I have to admit.

    The other thing that's been happening is people take those little salt packets from McDonald's and mix the salt with free alcohol based hand sanitizer to isolate the alcohol and drink it. Little addict chemists. I'm almost impressed.

    Yeah I hear the reason they do it is for the platinum in them.

    I hope that addict overdosed on whatever he bought with the money from my converter, it was a bitch getting that thing replaced

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man I don't get it, the platinum thievery, who needs all that platinum? I always end up with way more platinum than, like, iridium
    don't worry, I'm gonna keep making this joke

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Narian wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    edit: Holyshiittt

    #4 - What was it she actually climbed down from?
    A - It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.

    #6 - How long was she in your apartment?
    A - The police officers thought it looked as though she had been there for at least a couple weeks, although could have been longer.


    hahaha




    The guy had a fire escape ladder she climbed up into the window though, so it's not a total mystery. I am therefore still safe as I have no fire escape. (Unless there is a fire, then I am not safe)

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man, just remembered a rich couple living not too far from where I grew up who had their house more or less stolen.

    Like, they went on holiday for a month and in that time a team arrived with a van. They emptied the place, right down to the radiators, fireplaces and light fittings, took apart the wall around the garden and removed the bricks, and then took apart the roof and carted away the slates.

    Their neighbours all assumed they had moved and were pissy because they hadn't told anyone.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Narian wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    edit: Holyshiittt

    #4 - What was it she actually climbed down from?
    A - It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.

    #6 - How long was she in your apartment?
    A - The police officers thought it looked as though she had been there for at least a couple weeks, although could have been longer.


    hahaha




    The guy had a fire escape ladder she climbed up into the window though, so it's not a total mystery. I am therefore still safe as I have no fire escape. (Unless there is a fire, then I am not safe)

    Everyone has to make the choice of being threatened by either creepy live-in stalkers or fire.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thank you crazy robber thread for making me remember to pay my renter's insurance

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Guys the metal in catalytic converters is Palladium.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man I don't get it, the platinum thievery, who needs all that platinum? I always end up with way more platinum than, like, iridium
    don't worry, I'm gonna keep making this joke
    Sometimes I get bummed out about what a hideous nerd I am, but then I remember that I know you

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    These people are trying to make arc reactors.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Everyone has to make the choice of being threatened by either creepy live-in stalkers or fire.
    You hear a knock on your door.

    You open it.

    A burning homeless person is standing before you.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man, just remembered a rich couple living not too far from where I grew up who had their house more or less stolen.

    Like, they went on holiday for a month and in that time a team arrived with a van. They emptied the place, right down to the radiators, fireplaces and light fittings, took apart the wall around the garden and removed the bricks, and then took apart the roof and carted away the slates.

    Their neighbours all assumed they had moved and were pissy because they hadn't told anyone.

    this is terrible but at the same time also amazing

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also I only knew that because I watched Primer.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Makershot wrote: »
    man I don't get it, the platinum thievery, who needs all that platinum? I always end up with way more platinum than, like, iridium
    don't worry, I'm gonna keep making this joke
    Sometimes I get bummed out about what a hideous nerd I am, but then I remember that I know you

    in order to appreciate what a nerd I am, you yourself have to also be a huge nerd

    you have outed yourself

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Everyone has to make the choice of being threatened by either creepy live-in stalkers or fire.
    You hear a knock on your door.

    You open it.

    A burning homeless person is standing before you.

    > go north

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh, on the topic of theft, my brothers friends with a bunch of asshole hooligan thieves, and sometimes after they came over we'd find like... I found someones fucking purse in my bathroom. Like, one that they had obviously stolen, as the girl who it belonged to didn't even know who they were. Fucking classy as hell, sibling. One of them stole my wallet too. Serves me right for leaving it on my bedside table.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When I was in the army living in the barracks I'd have laundry stolen all the time but it was always uniform laundry and not my regular clothes.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh i also got mugged at knifepoint and was carrying about 750$ worth of shit (clothes/makeup) and the dude got away with a completely empty leather clutch, lol

    even criminals think your styles are whack

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hooves wrote: »
    someone just stole all the burned CDs out of my car a couple days ago

    yeah burned CDs

    I think they did it because I'm new to this building and they were probably wondering why this new car was taking up space in THEIR parking lot and instead of figuring it belonged to a new tenant they assumed it was someone who had no right to be there so they stole a couple CDs out of spite

    that's a dumb fucking theory

    like, dumber than the assholes that broke into your car to steal your shit

    back in august we busted a couple of dudes from lockhart who were breaking into a friend's car. they were arrested, i was happy.

    my buddy's catalytic converter was stolen a while back

    my truck, along with about 5 other cars, were keyed, while the buddy who's cat got ripped off had a slashed tire

    and not two weeks ago some fucking pricks were trying to break into an eclipse

    this is all at my apartment complex. i fucking hate this place.

    Man. What a shithole.

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    someone scrawled "tranie cunt pussy slut" on my car once

    that was a stressful week, yeesh

    Urgh I remember you telling that story a while back

    Passive-agressive inbreds all up ins

    yeah, at the time I was super pissed that whoever did it didn't have the nerve to just walk up to my apartment and confront me directly

    oh well

    I guess I know not to associate with horrible people now!

    wait it was someone you knew?

    it was probably one of my ex's friends, considering I broke it off with her like two days before

    that whole situation was completely fucked

    urgh thats horrible

    a bi friend of mine had paint on his windows, most likely courtsy of some crazy ass doing it in the name of the girl he'd broken up with

    apparently it was cos he was a faggot rather than... you know, her being awful

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    once when I was younger and trick-or-treating with my friends we were mugged by some high school kids

    I had a big stick as part of my costume (I was an evil wizard) so I hit the jerk who came after me in the face a few times and he left me alone

    they ended up going into my one friend's backpack and taking a pillowcase he had in there

    but that was ablative candy, a pillowcase filled with all the little bags of chips he hated and would just throw out anyways

    he had heard of these robberies and planned ahead

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