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What do you want your body to do after you die?

DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
http://blog.motorcycle.com/2010/04/28/manufacturers/honda/not-even-death-can-stop-him-from-riding/

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How much do you love riding? Probably not as much as this guy did. David Morales Colon, 22, was shot to death April 22 in Puerto Rico. For his wake, Colon was embalmed and mounted on his Honda CBR600F4i with full Repsol colors.

As creepy as this is, its kind of cool. What crazy pose would you embalm your body in if you were to die here soon? If you were going to die tomorrow, what pose would you want to be left in and displayed to your family?

I can't help but feel like they would plop my body in a chair right in front of a computer and have some PC game scroll across the screen.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm being cremated.


    I want this fucking husk that I've been forced to suffer inside removed with prejudice.

    Stale on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No tomb for Grey Ghost; no long slow sleep of death embalmed; I will BURN, like the heathen kings of old

    No, seriously, I want a motherfucking Viking funeral
    Put me on a boat, load it up with grave offerings, push me out in the channel and light that sucker up

    Also everyone is gonna be drunk as hell cause my funeral's gonna have an open bar

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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cremated and then maybe spread somewhere nice?

    Or maybe have someone donate it to science or some such.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want my body to eat brains after I die

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Viking funeral

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Either shot into space. Not my ashes or any thing. My whole stif dead body.

    Or realistically I will give my body to science/medical training.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hi 5 to all my Viking funeral peeps ITT

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    when i'm dead just throw me in the trash

    slow on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want to be dropped from a motorway overpass.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    Going out in style.


    Seriously though some medic students can have my body or use it for pranks or some necro shit. Don't matter. I'm dead.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want to buried vertically like a warrior and then have an evergreen tree that will grow huge planted right over my head.

    This way if there's ever a zombie apocalypse I'll be trapped by the massive roots that have grown through me so I won't eat my grandchildren.

    E: Also I want the cheapest coffin. Just a box of wood, please.

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  • DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I should sign up to get used for one of those Body World exibits

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    be brought back to life

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
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    Going out in style.
    Do you want me to fire you into the sun or down to a planet that we're testing the Genesis Project on?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I will, however, have a full-on Jazz Funeral.


    I want everyone who cares, to be happy, drunk, and well-fed once I die. Then I want them to parade through the streets celebrating my life.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want to buried vertically like a warrior and then have an evergreen tree that will grow huge planted right over my head.

    This way if there's ever a zombie apocalypse I'll be trapped by the massive roots that have grown through me so I won't eat my grandchildren.

    E: Also I want the cheapest coffin. Just a box of wood, please.

    Hahaha, that's a pretty cool idea.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    when Emily or I die, the other will immediately commit suicide while embracing the body.

    We will be immersed together in plastic, several times, for a layer about an inch thick.

    The resulting mass will be formed at the center of a giant rust-proof solid metal sphere with a diameter of about ten feet, with our names carved on the outside.

    This sphere will be dropped in the Mariana Trench.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I will, however, have a full-on Jazz Funeral.


    I want everyone who cares, to be happy, drunk, and well-fed once I die. Then I want them to parade through the streets celebrating my life.

    This is a fantastic idea

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want to be incinerated, and my ashes will be cooked into delicious food that will be served to those who attend my funerals

    they will all have a bit of dadouw inside of them

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I one time told my friends that I would like a tree planted over my grave or ashes and they thought it was the creepiest fucking thing. I just like trees, I wasn't trying to be a creeper.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i want to be donated to science
    the thought of me rotting in the ground makes me nauseous

    the thought of me floating in some formaldehyde though makes me go "alRIGHT!"

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I will, however, have a full-on Jazz Funeral.


    I want everyone who cares, to be happy, drunk, and well-fed once I die. Then I want them to parade through the streets celebrating my life.

    This is a fantastic idea

    I would do nothing less.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Frankenstein's monster-ing that shit

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preferably I'd donate my entire body to science.

    Otherwise, being embalmed and turned into a coat rack would also be fine.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    when Emily or I die, the other will immediately commit suicide while embracing the body.

    We will be immersed together in plastic, several times, for a layer about an inch thick.

    The resulting mass will be formed at the center of a giant rust-proof solid metal sphere with a diameter of about ten feet, with our names carved on the outside.

    This sphere will be dropped in the Mariana Trench.

    also the more people I've never met who commit suicide in grief over my death, the better

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I will, however, have a full-on Jazz Funeral.


    I want everyone who cares, to be happy, drunk, and well-fed once I die. Then I want them to parade through the streets celebrating my life.

    This is a fantastic idea

    I would do nothing less.

    Let's get rowdy, N'Awlins style

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    or else I want to be turned into a life gem so someone can wear me.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Getting my head frozen.

    No, seriously. Why not?

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I really do hate the idea of burials, coffins, tomb stones, crypts, etc.

    Such a damn waste.

    Even more so then what I did do get to those points.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If my family really wants to spend a lot of money on my death, I'll stipulate in my will that they if they must, they should get me an awesome suit and a claymore that I will clasp as I'm being buried.

    Also lots of food and music and booze.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i want my bones to be made into an xbox 360

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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok the viking funeral idea is pretty good. Let's go with that.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i want my body taxidermy-ed into that Ronald McDonald on all those benches.

    and force my still living family to keep my on their couch.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    seriously bitches better be wailing it my funeral

    clothing rent, teeth gnashing

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  • DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    there are pics out there of some funeral in the phillipeense or somewhere out there. They call it a sky funeral. They cut your corpse up and put you in a field. Then watch as a ton of vultures feat off you leaving nothing but your bones.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you guys hear of the Watch Me Rot company?

    installs a webcam in your coffin

    so your family can check in at any time

    and see your decaying husk of a body

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DJ Cam Cam wrote: »
    there are pics out there of some funeral in the phillipeense or somewhere out there. They call it a sky funeral. They cut your corpse up and put you in a field. Then watch as a ton of vultures feat off you leaving nothing but your bones.

    thats in nepal

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That sounds like something you'd to for someone you all really hated.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DJ Cam Cam wrote: »
    there are pics out there of some funeral in the phillipeense or somewhere out there. They call it a sky funeral. They cut your corpse up and put you in a field. Then watch as a ton of vultures feat off you leaving nothing but your bones.

    they did that in Sandman

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