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How much do you love riding? Probably not as much as this guy did. David Morales Colon, 22, was shot to death April 22 in Puerto Rico. For his wake, Colon was embalmed and mounted on his Honda CBR600F4i with full Repsol colors.
As creepy as this is, its kind of cool. What crazy pose would you embalm your body in if you were to die here soon? If you were going to die tomorrow, what pose would you want to be left in and displayed to your family?
I can't help but feel like they would plop my body in a chair right in front of a computer and have some PC game scroll across the screen.
No tomb for Grey Ghost; no long slow sleep of death embalmed; I will BURN, like the heathen kings of old
No, seriously, I want a motherfucking Viking funeral
Put me on a boat, load it up with grave offerings, push me out in the channel and light that sucker up
Also everyone is gonna be drunk as hell cause my funeral's gonna have an open bar
when Emily or I die, the other will immediately commit suicide while embracing the body.
We will be immersed together in plastic, several times, for a layer about an inch thick.
The resulting mass will be formed at the center of a giant rust-proof solid metal sphere with a diameter of about ten feet, with our names carved on the outside.
This sphere will be dropped in the Mariana Trench.
I one time told my friends that I would like a tree planted over my grave or ashes and they thought it was the creepiest fucking thing. I just like trees, I wasn't trying to be a creeper.
when Emily or I die, the other will immediately commit suicide while embracing the body.
We will be immersed together in plastic, several times, for a layer about an inch thick.
The resulting mass will be formed at the center of a giant rust-proof solid metal sphere with a diameter of about ten feet, with our names carved on the outside.
This sphere will be dropped in the Mariana Trench.
also the more people I've never met who commit suicide in grief over my death, the better
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edited April 2010
If my family really wants to spend a lot of money on my death, I'll stipulate in my will that they if they must, they should get me an awesome suit and a claymore that I will clasp as I'm being buried.
Also lots of food and music and booze.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
there are pics out there of some funeral in the phillipeense or somewhere out there. They call it a sky funeral. They cut your corpse up and put you in a field. Then watch as a ton of vultures feat off you leaving nothing but your bones.
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there are pics out there of some funeral in the phillipeense or somewhere out there. They call it a sky funeral. They cut your corpse up and put you in a field. Then watch as a ton of vultures feat off you leaving nothing but your bones.
thats in nepal
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
That sounds like something you'd to for someone you all really hated.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
there are pics out there of some funeral in the phillipeense or somewhere out there. They call it a sky funeral. They cut your corpse up and put you in a field. Then watch as a ton of vultures feat off you leaving nothing but your bones.
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I want this fucking husk that I've been forced to suffer inside removed with prejudice.
No, seriously, I want a motherfucking Viking funeral
Put me on a boat, load it up with grave offerings, push me out in the channel and light that sucker up
Also everyone is gonna be drunk as hell cause my funeral's gonna have an open bar
Or maybe have someone donate it to science or some such.
Or realistically I will give my body to science/medical training.
Going out in style.
Seriously though some medic students can have my body or use it for pranks or some necro shit. Don't matter. I'm dead.
This way if there's ever a zombie apocalypse I'll be trapped by the massive roots that have grown through me so I won't eat my grandchildren.
E: Also I want the cheapest coffin. Just a box of wood, please.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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I want everyone who cares, to be happy, drunk, and well-fed once I die. Then I want them to parade through the streets celebrating my life.
Hahaha, that's a pretty cool idea.
We will be immersed together in plastic, several times, for a layer about an inch thick.
The resulting mass will be formed at the center of a giant rust-proof solid metal sphere with a diameter of about ten feet, with our names carved on the outside.
This sphere will be dropped in the Mariana Trench.
This is a fantastic idea
they will all have a bit of dadouw inside of them
the thought of me rotting in the ground makes me nauseous
the thought of me floating in some formaldehyde though makes me go "alRIGHT!"
I would do nothing less.
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Otherwise, being embalmed and turned into a coat rack would also be fine.
also the more people I've never met who commit suicide in grief over my death, the better
Let's get rowdy, N'Awlins style
No, seriously. Why not?
Such a damn waste.
Even more so then what I did do get to those points.
Also lots of food and music and booze.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
and force my still living family to keep my on their couch.
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clothing rent, teeth gnashing
installs a webcam in your coffin
so your family can check in at any time
and see your decaying husk of a body
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thats in nepal
What spring does with the cherry trees.
they did that in Sandman