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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i learned it takes about 20 minutes for a leech to get full enough to fall off

    but they will endeavor to stay on


    and if you burn them or fuck with them in any way except gentle, they throw up into your body

    leeches are crazy awesome

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    ticks are fucking gross

    my tick horror story: once i went tramping through the woods, came back inside and hopped in the shower.

    there were probably about twenty of the fuckers all over me. little tiny ones.

    D:
    ticks fucking suck (literally and figuratively) and so do rural places, the end.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I used to, and then I got the fuck out of there.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i have never had a tick OR a leech on me and i am about the countriest fucker on these boards.

    I'm pretty sure there's a one-eyed Texan gun enthusiast around here.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    hey dont knock whipping rocks at bees nests

    shit is fun

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you know what else is fun?

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    leeches are crazy awesome

    This guy dares anyone to badmouth leeches

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    Macera on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    he's growing mutant leeches

    BURN HIM

    and then give them to me

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just blew my nose and cleared my throat

    i hope I'm not getting sick


    no

    no

    I'm not

    I have decided to not

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A study found both HIV and hepatitis B in African leeches from Cameroon.

    LEECHES ARE AWESOME!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    well

    a lot of people there have HIV and hep B in their blood

    leeches drink blood


    ergo
    that?

    natek did you know mosquitos also carry blood diseases

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  • BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    ticks are fucking gross

    my tick horror story: once i went tramping through the woods, came back inside and hopped in the shower.

    there were probably about twenty of the fuckers all over me. little tiny ones.

    that was the last time i went into the woods.
    Ticks make spring and summer suck for being in the woods. One fucking tick nest along the path and the next two hours are spent finding and pulling ticks. It's like nature's fucking landmine, filled with itty bitty ticks.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yes rane I did know that
    and I hate mosquitos
    I also hate leeches that aren't used for fishing

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    here is a picture of natek as a leech
    EMBARGO

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    i have never had a tick OR a leech on me and i am about the countriest fucker on these boards.

    I'm pretty sure there's a one-eyed Texan gun enthusiast around here.

    yeah, Dead Legend. Me'n him are like peas in a pod.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    you know what else is fun?

    is it pokemon

    yes

    show me your pokemon koshian

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    here is a picture of natek as a leech
    EMBARGO

    I thought this was over!

    now I must kindly ask you to remove that avatar

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    someone came to our yard today

    carried away a television i lifted out there, for the purpose of being trashed

    they just tossed it into their truck and sped off

    not the garbage truck, i mean. these fucking guys just picked it up, didn't even do the obligatory head turning left and right thing as to see if the path was clear

    they had their own agenda

    fucking leave my trash alone

    No offense, but why do you give a shit?

    I've put plenty of stuff on the corner to be either picked up by the garbage truck or someone else who wants it...old furniture, etc.

    i don't go through no other dude's trash

    it's a common courtesy thing. if i were giving the thing away or selling it that'd be one thing but it's trash man, eff off

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    someone came to our yard today

    carried away a television i lifted out there, for the purpose of being trashed

    they just tossed it into their truck and sped off

    not the garbage truck, i mean. these fucking guys just picked it up, didn't even do the obligatory head turning left and right thing as to see if the path was clear

    they had their own agenda

    fucking leave my trash alone

    No offense, but why do you give a shit?

    I've put plenty of stuff on the corner to be either picked up by the garbage truck or someone else who wants it...old furniture, etc.

    i don't go through no other dude's trash

    it's a common courtesy thing. if i were giving the thing away or selling it that'd be one thing but it's trash man, eff off
    You were giving it away by putting it out on the street corner.

    Houk on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stuff on the curb is free stuff.

    Unless it's a basketball hoop or a fire hydrant it shouldn't be there if you want to keep it.

    Graves on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah trash is legally available to the world

    man some dude could use a TV

    let him have it

    Raneados on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have a TV

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    cool story?

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited May 2010
    um... that wasnt a story...

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    according to dictionary.com it is!

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited May 2010
    my stories are better

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It was a legend

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    rane: 1 avi: 0


    boosh

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited May 2010
    boosh isnt a word

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    actually according to dictionary.com it is

    it's just not a word in the english language

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i actually don't know if that's true I'm just saying stuff

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you know what else mosquitoes carry?
    Dinosaur DNA

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    you know what else is fun?

    is it pokemon

    yes

    show me your pokemon koshian

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what happened to all the talk about tall chicks?

    that was some good talk

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    you know what else is fun?

    is it pokemon

    yes

    show me your pokemon koshian

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    I always want to use kleceon, but I can never manage him right

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    I wish all of my clothes were made of blankets.

    That way, if I pass out with my clothes on, fuckin' a I'm tucked in

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    The comfiest Jedi council ever.

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