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so is this like American Idol mixed with the Olympics but only Europe?
I guess, only the "jury" is made up of countries who vote (or whose population votes) and only the winner gets anything (no silver/bronze medals for yoooooooou).
It's also really blatant how some countries ALWAYS get high points from other countries.
For example Turkey and Greece and basically bet money on getting high points from Germany.
Or Russia getting points from other eastern European countries.
Israel didn't give us any points at all, right?
Edit: Also there's a video of a naked Lena out there already.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Apparently Israel belongs to some kind of European broadcasting block or something.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
edited May 2010
Yeah,naked Lena is kinda old news in Germany already. She had a small role in some reality tv cop show and did a topless bathing scene. We pretty much had her naked boobs on the frontpage of BILD (largest German "newspaper") weeks ago.
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edited May 2010
Kate Nash can't be doing anything at the moment, maybe she can do the vocals on all Lena's English language tracks given that she seems to be a more legitimate singer than most other entries (for example the UK - nobody had seem him before last night and nobody will see him again).
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I think you got that wrong. They simply didn't want to give any points to the Turks.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
UK comes last in Eurovision. This was as predictable as the sun rising. Oh ho ho!
I think we must have decided that we just don't have the money to host it and we can't take any chances. So we enter the worst shit. Every year. Without fail.
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
edited May 2010
The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.
The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.
There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!
I had a German flag with me for the soccer game, but with the game being so abysmally boring, I didn't really dare to show it.. I think everyone would've thought it was for the eurovision song contest instead
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
edited May 2010
A flag for a friendly match is total overkill and people would have branded you as a fascist immediately.
The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.
There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!
I was going to ask what was stopping you, but then I decided it would be too mean.
The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.
There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!
I was going to ask what was stopping you, but then I decided it would be too mean.
It was somewhat funny how long the moderator needed to notice that Germany had already won because it was impossible for the others to get more points.
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
edited May 2010
I really like Kate Nash,so in my mind she is singing the song and it just keeps playing on repeat.
And it really IS catchy as hell.
Liiya: Which musical will you sing and how bad is your hair/are your teeth?
I really like Kate Nash,so in my mind she is singing the song and it just keeps playing on repeat.
And it really IS catchy as hell.
Liiya: Which musical will you sing and how bad is your hair/are your teeth?
I would sing/yell The Show Must Go On, because it is dramatic enough for people to think "oh she is putting so much emotion into it!!" when really I am doing a terrible job.
Hair and teeth are okay, but that's only by British standards - I think I fit the job 8-)
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edited May 2010
I'd love to post the ass picture,but this is PA so I'll probably get banned.
Are you a "Hausfrau" Liiya? Or are you young? We can't market young and ugly it has to be old and ugly.
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Israel didn't give us any points at all, right?
Edit: Also there's a video of a naked Lena out there already.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I also never quite understood how Israel got to compete in a European thing.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
why would that be?
I think you got that wrong. They simply didn't want to give any points to the Turks.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I think they're pretty pissed of at Germany because as main creditor has been somewhat pushy..
aren't we all Greeks???
with the odds the way they were, he couldn't have won tooo much
So if he had the same odds,that would be 58000€. Not too shabby.
I think it was more of a "shit not MORE stuff to pay", not "fuck greece"
Well yeah, I can't blame 'em.
But Greece can. Hence the 0 points. 's all politics.
I think we must have decided that we just don't have the money to host it and we can't take any chances. So we enter the worst shit. Every year. Without fail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGqLYrFvlc0
There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-JZGi-Q0Sk
You would probably have gotten laid.
I was going to ask what was stopping you, but then I decided it would be too mean.
Invade my Poland, Hans?
I am not ready for such a big gig like that
YET.
Liiya, you certainly couldnt do any worse. All you'd have to do is sing one note in tune.
And it really IS catchy as hell.
Liiya: Which musical will you sing and how bad is your hair/are your teeth?
Like admiring her singing
and cheering for her
right?
And she talks funny.
Yes, I'd give her the clap.
I would sing/yell The Show Must Go On, because it is dramatic enough for people to think "oh she is putting so much emotion into it!!" when really I am doing a terrible job.
Hair and teeth are okay, but that's only by British standards - I think I fit the job 8-)
Are you a "Hausfrau" Liiya? Or are you young? We can't market young and ugly it has to be old and ugly.