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Germany finally wins the war

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    so is this like American Idol mixed with the Olympics but only Europe?

    I guess, only the "jury" is made up of countries who vote (or whose population votes) and only the winner gets anything (no silver/bronze medals for yoooooooou).

    It's also really blatant how some countries ALWAYS get high points from other countries.
    For example Turkey and Greece and basically bet money on getting high points from Germany.
    Or Russia getting points from other eastern European countries.

    Israel didn't give us any points at all, right?

    Edit: Also there's a video of a naked Lena out there already.

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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I stopped watching the Eurovision song contest after, well, the first time I watched it.

    I also never quite understood how Israel got to compete in a European thing.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lena did have a pretty well produced song, but her mangled singing really makes it hard work.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Apparently Israel belongs to some kind of European broadcasting block or something.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah,naked Lena is kinda old news in Germany already. She had a small role in some reality tv cop show and did a topless bathing scene. We pretty much had her naked boobs on the frontpage of BILD (largest German "newspaper") weeks ago.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also, man, greece must be really pissed of at germany
    why would that be?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pfff, we already gave them money, they can't expect points too!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no. I mean they gave US 0 points

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kate Nash can't be doing anything at the moment, maybe she can do the vocals on all Lena's English language tracks given that she seems to be a more legitimate singer than most other entries (for example the UK - nobody had seem him before last night and nobody will see him again).

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no. I mean they gave US 0 points

    I think you got that wrong. They simply didn't want to give any points to the Turks.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    no. I mean they gave US 0 points

    I think you got that wrong. They simply didn't want to give any points to the Turks.

    I think they're pretty pissed of at Germany because as main creditor has been somewhat pushy..

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That, and Germany was openly against bailing Greece out.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh. Well...

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    aren't we all Greeks???

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    apparently, raab bet 10.000€ on her victory, too.
    with the odds the way they were, he couldn't have won tooo much

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We had a 5.80 on Germany winning in our betting center.

    So if he had the same odds,that would be 58000€. Not too shabby.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That, and Germany was openly against bailing Greece out.

    I think it was more of a "shit not MORE stuff to pay", not "fuck greece"

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That, and Germany was openly against bailing Greece out.

    I think it was more of a "shit not MORE stuff to pay", not "fuck greece"

    Well yeah, I can't blame 'em.

    But Greece can. Hence the 0 points. 's all politics.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    UK comes last in Eurovision. This was as predictable as the sun rising. Oh ho ho!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    UK comes last in Eurovision. This was as predictable as the sun rising. Oh ho ho!

    I think we must have decided that we just don't have the money to host it and we can't take any chances. So we enter the worst shit. Every year. Without fail.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.

    There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And the final presentation after she won
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-JZGi-Q0Sk

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a German flag with me for the soccer game, but with the game being so abysmally boring, I didn't really dare to show it.. I think everyone would've thought it was for the eurovision song contest instead :/

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A flag for a friendly match is total overkill and people would have branded you as a fascist immediately.

    You would probably have gotten laid.

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.

    There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!

    I was going to ask what was stopping you, but then I decided it would be too mean.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    A flag for a friendly match is total overkill and people would have branded you as a fascist immediately.

    You would probably have gotten laid.

    Invade my Poland, Hans?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the wurst is that I the song is somehow so catchy I keep humming it all over

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    The UK should have just sent a fat and/or ugly woman/man in terrible clothes without any backup who gets laughed at by the entire audience but then captures our hearts with the most beautiful voice one can imagine.

    There are thousands of fat and ugly people here, you'd think we'd find one!

    I was going to ask what was stopping you, but then I decided it would be too mean.

    I am not ready for such a big gig like that


    YET.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would do such things to that lena.

    Liiya, you certainly couldnt do any worse. All you'd have to do is sing one note in tune.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It was somewhat funny how long the moderator needed to notice that Germany had already won because it was impossible for the others to get more points.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I really like Kate Nash,so in my mind she is singing the song and it just keeps playing on repeat.

    And it really IS catchy as hell.

    Liiya: Which musical will you sing and how bad is your hair/are your teeth?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I would do such things to that lena.

    Like admiring her singing
    and cheering for her
    right?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wait, she's not blonde.

    And she talks funny.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I would do such things to that lena.

    Like admiring her singing
    and cheering for her
    right?



    Yes, I'd give her the clap.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ...wait, no

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    I really like Kate Nash,so in my mind she is singing the song and it just keeps playing on repeat.

    And it really IS catchy as hell.

    Liiya: Which musical will you sing and how bad is your hair/are your teeth?

    I would sing/yell The Show Must Go On, because it is dramatic enough for people to think "oh she is putting so much emotion into it!!" when really I am doing a terrible job.

    Hair and teeth are okay, but that's only by British standards - I think I fit the job 8-)

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'd love to post the ass picture,but this is PA so I'll probably get banned.

    Are you a "Hausfrau" Liiya? Or are you young? We can't market young and ugly it has to be old and ugly.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This can be posted though

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