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Hivebent: Homestuck for Those in Alien Galaxies

SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう판다리아Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
Hivebent
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This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens
that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's
equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also
known as his wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he
was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is
equivalent to thirteen Earth years.

Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not
yet exist.

> TROLLBOT TROLL CALL
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I for one am looking forward to seeing Kartak's guardian

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am only on 2743... I am so far behind

    I MUST MAKE HASTE

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This is like, super late, but my name is Alexander Alleavitch.

    You can call me Sasha.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    > Retrieve arms from RECUPERACOON

    Centipede Damascus on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    every single one of the SEVENTY ONE FUCKING SONGS on homestuck vol.5 is delightful

    bravo all who participated in its creation

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am so excited for this act you guys

    Sal on
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Larlar totally broke the continuity for the joke I was about to make, but that's never stopped me before.
    Beasteh wrote:
    god bless homestuck

    god bless this thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcevEn38MU0

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I for one am looking forward to seeing Kartak's guardian

    It's probably like...

    sc2hydralisksmall.jpg

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    > Retrieve arms from RECUPERACOON

    This needs to be done.

    Isoldae on
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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I am only on 2743... I am so far behind

    I MUST MAKE HASTE

    Shit is not even beginning to get real for you yet.

    Homestuck's shit-getting-real factor grows fucking exponentially.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I for one am looking forward to seeing Kartak's guardian

    It's probably like...

    sc2hydralisksmall.jpg

    Well, it's gotta be somethin' with manipulator appendages that can use a sickle.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    > Retrieve arms from RECUPERACOON

    This needs to be done.
    This guy has a lot of troll pals and their adventures are going to be quite extensive and convoluted, to an even greater degree than one perhaps may be accustomed. He thinks that if you think that we have time to drag out every little gag and expected pattern along the way, you've got another thing coming. He thinks you should cram that sobering understanding in your chitinous windhole, and tamp it down hard with your ugly stupid looking cartilage nub.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This album will never get old

    Squall on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Forget Homestuck

    it's Hivebent forever

    Nerdgasmic on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I for one am looking forward to seeing Kartak's guardian

    It's probably like...

    sc2hydralisksmall.jpg

    01355.gif

    Winky on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Endless Heart reminds me a lot of Chrono Trigger.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    On one hand, there are an awful lot of remixes of Doctor and Endless Climb on this album

    on the other hand, they are all really good

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    guardian, not sprite

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Forget Homestuck

    it's Hivebent forever

    Hivebent is my favorite Andrew Hussie creation.

    Winky on
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    > Retrieve arms from RECUPERACOON

    This needs to be done.
    This guy has a lot of troll pals and their adventures are going to be quite extensive and convoluted, to an even greater degree than one perhaps may be accustomed. He thinks that if you think that we have time to drag out every little gag and expected pattern along the way, you've got another thing coming. He thinks you should cram that sobering understanding in your chitinous windhole, and tamp it down hard with your ugly stupid looking cartilage nub.

    Yeah. We talked about that in the last thread, because I was sad that Karkat didn't retrieve his arms.

    I still think that there is time to drag out every little gag and expected pattern because those are the things that are fun.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    weird, the window in CG's room there has 12 panels just like spades slick's computer. Are john's windows four paneled like WVs?

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I for one am looking forward to seeing Kartak's guardian

    It's probably like...

    01nanny.jpg

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This probably makes me a big ol' wet blanket but

    if there is an MSPA 5 I really hope that no reference is made to the retrieving of arms.

    I am hopeful because Homestuck's narrative voice has slowly gotten more hostile to the joke as time has gone on.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Retrieve arms has gotten so tired.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    weird, the window in CG's room there has 12 panels just like spades slick's computer. Are john's windows four paneled like WVs?

    Mmmmmmhm

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think my favorite one was with WV.

    WV: Retri...

    Got 'em already.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I dunno I completely lost my shit when John pulled the fake arms out of the chest way back at the start.

    That was the page

    the page where I knew that Homestuck would be just as good as PS if not better

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    weird, the window in CG's room there has 12 panels just like spades slick's computer. Are john's windows four paneled like WVs?

    Mmmmmmhm

    00027_1.gif

    what if their windows are actually like the problem sleuth windows

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wonder if it makes me a bad person that I like some of these song titles just as much as I like the songs themselves

    The Beginning of Something Really Excellent is just a fantastic song title.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I think my favorite one was with WV.

    WV: Retri...

    Got 'em already.

    This was my favorite, too. But that may just because I really enjoyed that whole part with WV.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    weird, the window in CG's room there has 12 panels just like spades slick's computer. Are john's windows four paneled like WVs?

    Mmmmmmhm

    00027_1.gif

    what if their windows are actually like the problem sleuth windows

    Nope.

    Maybe one day though!

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    And then there's this strange page containing some rather mysterious notes on summoning procedures. You've never been quite sure what these diagrams are getting at.

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    Your worktable is littered with equipment to facilitate your tinkering. For you, experimentation is not a particularly exact science, and you lean heavily on SHARP INTUITION for consistently and eerily optimal results. Nevertheless, you have still not been able to get that broad, flat gizmo there to work, which is a design you have borrowed from one of your GRANDPA'S more mysterious inventions.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    guardian, not sprite

    I was just pointing out that his sprite looked a lot like a hyralisk.

    Winky on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And obviously now we know that Grandpa Harley has the Fourth Wall.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    guardian, not sprite

    I was just pointing out that his sprite looked a lot like a hyralisk.

    If the pattern continues that thing is probably prototyped with the remains of his grandmother-equivalent.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh my god pumpkin cravings ashasghsdhshf

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    What we see there probably is his grandmother equivalent.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    his grand broodqueen

    BugBoy on
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ok so I just finished the whole album.

    Hussie said it best himself:
    I am never going to stop listening to this thing. Never. They'll have to send the cadaver dogs into my fucking unibomber shack cause I ain't coming out, and the fire ants will be wondering how they're gonna eat the rotting pulp in my skull with these headphones blocking my earholes like that.

    I honestly believe that this music is so good, and I'm going to listen to it so often, that I just got the most value per dollar of any purchase I ever made.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What we see there probably is his grandmother equivalent.

    Maybe

    but if Spades can see him it means that he's already in The Medium, which probably means that his guardian had more important things to do than float around in the corner.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    guardian, not sprite

    I was just pointing out that his sprite looked a lot like a hyralisk.

    If the pattern continues that thing is probably prototyped with the remains of his grandmother-equivalent.

    Haha, that's his great brood mother. Or his broodna.

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