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[World Cup] Yes, France is still terrible

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Those two guys had synchronized tumbling just there. A+

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    mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What a fucking wank performance.

    We don't deserve to go any further playing like that.

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    The Fourth EstateThe Fourth Estate Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And that's that.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And it's done! 0-0 draw!

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this game is putrid...serious..Kudos to algeria..but this game is the suck.

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    WankWank Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    March on USA

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    TalkaTalka Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    Hahahaha.

    (Sorry England! I just love this picture)

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You can't just throw Lampard out! He's one of our best players! Clearly the solution is to play him and another equal player, who favours the same position, should be forced to play out of it, benching a player who likes that position, to accomodate this!
    If by equal you mean better (Gerrard), I've never gotten why it's totally unspeakable among the England press to talk of dropping Lampard, apart from on Sky because they're all related to him.

    I feel bad getting a point for this, can we not donate ours to charity?

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    GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wooooo, thanks Brits. I'm sorry you guys didn't get a good result, but it's great for us Yanks.

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jesus Fuck England ... what the fuck was that?

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    saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Absolutely pathetic.

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    GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What an absolutely shit game, England are all over the place.

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    GinraiGinrai Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If only that Algerian goalie just didn't allow that ball to go through against Slovenia :(

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    SanguinarySanguinary Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wooo! best result possible!


    now back to the call. If the call was on edu and you watch the replays he doesn't touch anyone on his run. ridiculous

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    The Fourth EstateThe Fourth Estate Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    815165 wrote: »
    You can't just throw Lampard out! He's one of our best players! Clearly the solution is to play him and another equal player, who favours the same position, should be forced to play out of it, benching a player who likes that position, to accomodate this!
    If by equal you mean better (Gerrard), I've never gotten why it's totally unspeakable among the Lampard press to talk of dropping England, apart from on Sky because they're all related to him.

    I feel bad getting a point for this, can we not donate ours to charity?

    I do mean better, but you never know when Chelsea fans are listening.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    sigh why are group e and c so far apart, i want england vs japan and see the japanese run in fear from crouch

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Algeria - a team who can't score
    The US - a team who can't defend
    Slovenia - who should have 1 point
    England - who has lost 2 draws

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    well that was unexpectedly boring.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man.

    what is going on here

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Algeria to beat USA, Slovenia to beat or draw with England.

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    BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Welp, if we play like that, we're boned.

    We have to beat Slovenia to qualify, and hopefully by a comfortable margin, if we don't and draw, it'll have to be a fairly sizeable draw. for us to even have a chance.

    Oh, and USA'd have to lose or draw by nothing.

    God damn it England.

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    GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    England don't deserve to get past this stage, their performance has been total wank in both their games.

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    TlexTlex Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, how can players of the calibre of Gerrard, Lampard, Terry and Rooney even be so terrible, every one of those players is in the top 5 in the world for their position, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. One of these players on the field against Algeria should guarantee a win.

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    ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is this the lowest quality group in the current WC? I think so. Slovenia must be rubbing their hands together atm.

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    The Fourth EstateThe Fourth Estate Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tlex wrote: »
    Man, how can players of the calibre of Gerrard, Lampard, Terry and Rooney even be so terrible, every one of those players is in the top 5 in the world for their position, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. One of these players on the field against Algeria should guarantee a win.

    Gerrard at least put an effort in, even if he wasn't in his favoured position. Lampard needs to give way for him.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Æthelred wrote: »
    Is this the lowest quality group in the current WC? I think so. Slovenia must be rubbing their hands together atm.

    Italy/Paraguay/Slovakia/NZ

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    ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Apparently even the two princes weren't enough to motivate them.

    Maybe these Two Princes would have been better motivation:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d43U0OeWg3Q

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    GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Æthelred wrote: »
    Is this the lowest quality group in the current WC? I think so. Slovenia must be rubbing their hands together atm.

    Appears so, at least in the other groups we've gotten one enjoyable game out of each. This is the group of boredom.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The only thing that made that match bearable to watch was imagining the Algerian players giggling like schoolchildren every time they stole the ball from England.

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    The Fourth EstateThe Fourth Estate Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    From the BBC site:

    "Entertainment fans, look away now. Infostrada Sports tell us that was England's 10th goalless draw at the World Cup. No other team has more than seven: Italy, Uruguay, Brazil and (West) Germany."

    Says it all, really.

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PantsB wrote: »
    Algeria - a team who can't score
    The US - a team who can't defend
    Slovenia - who should have 1 point
    England - who has lost 2 draws

    Seriously, wtf is with this group? For that matter, wtf is with the entire WC field? This shit is an odds makers nightmare.

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    SanguinarySanguinary Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tlex wrote: »
    Man, how can players of the calibre of Gerrard, Lampard, Terry and Rooney even be so terrible, every one of those players is in the top 5 in the world for their position, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. One of these players on the field against Algeria should guarantee a win.

    It seems as though they're playing like they don't understand the need to score goals. Pushing forward but futzing around with it once they're there

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    ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Worst result since 1066.
    PantsB wrote: »
    Æthelred wrote: »
    Is this the lowest quality group in the current WC? I think so. Slovenia must be rubbing their hands together atm.

    Italy/Paraguay/Slovakia/NZ

    Good shout. Paraguay and Italy would progress from a combined group though, methinks.

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    TalkaTalka Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    England is eliminated after their match next Thursday if they lose to Slovenia, or if they draw 0-0 or 1-1.

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    In the last fifteen minutes Rooney seemed to have given up ...

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    Cedar BrownCedar Brown Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Serbia... Germany?

    Wow.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    England don't deserve to get past this stage, their performance has been total wank in both their games.

    Nor does the US with the way we've had such a crap-tacular defense.

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    projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Woooooot. Even though we should pretty much already be through, at least we could get by with a draw considering everything. Tuesday will be a hard day to breathe.

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    mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just showed Rooney walking off saying to camera; "Nice to hear your own fans booing you."

    Shouldn't have been so fucking awful then should you.

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    Æthelred wrote: »
    Is this the lowest quality group in the current WC? I think so. Slovenia must be rubbing their hands together atm.

    Appears so, at least in the other groups we've gotten one enjoyable game out of each. This is the group of boredom.

    what the us come back and "win" wasn't exciting enough, that was the best game of the day.

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