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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So I just got the texas dome shine, but I already have the mining light

    should I craft it with my equally bad football helmet

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  • DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    LookFreeGrenade wrote: »
    So I just got the texas dome shine, but I already have the mining light

    should I craft it with my equally bad football helmet

    Yes. Look at it this way, you couldn't possibly get anything worse.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The football helmet is not bad.

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  • JakorianJakorian Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You shut your dirty mouth. The toque is the best hat in the game.

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You shut your dirty mouth. The toque is the best hat in the game.

    this man has it correct

    everyone move along, you'll never find a better opinion

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You shut your dirty mouth. The [strike]toque[/strike] Hound Dog is the best hat in the game.
    Fixed.

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  • gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You shut your dirty mouth. The [strike]toque[/strike] Hound Dog is the best hat in the game.
    Fixed.

    this man has it correct

    everyone move along, you'll never find a better opinion

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    pyro roman hat

    game set match

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    pyro roman hat

    game set match
    The Vintage Merryweather?
    I've got that. 8-)

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That's not really Roman..

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  • ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Just crafted my very first hat (not counting Alien Parasite or Gibbus)

    Glengarry bonnet

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I also have it


    and yeah I'm aware it's an old firefighter hat but it looks roman, therefore it is.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You shut your dirty mouth. The toque is the best hat in the game.

    hi5

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I crafted the scotsmans stovepipe last night. The only class I didn't have a hat for.

    I would've prefered the pirate hat or the pimp hat, but this'll work.

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  • ShadowofVTShadowofVT Robot Overlord Boston, MARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Nobody.

    But unnecessarily bitchy snark is never not called for.

    Also jokes.

    Sorry, I just found it amusing that someone's reaction to that photo would be "pah! That suit isn't even blue!".

    well, i don't mind that it isn't red or blue

    but it isn't even pinstriped!

    If that comic con spy had a cardboard cutout face of Fred Phelps on, and somehow worked his way to the other side of the protest, that would be the ultimate win.

    I wish I could take credit for this comment, but I'm just passing it along.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mitchell

    i am so proud of you

    also wranglejumping seems to be like

    20 times easier on a server

    i guess the latency helps

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You seem to be forgetting the ushanka because it's pretty much the best hat in the game.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the only problem with the vintage merriweather is that I now have that in addition to the brigade helm, and I don't think I can bring myself to craft either one away

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    savooipeerd wrote: »
    Jakorian wrote: »
    None of the heavies hats are particularly good.

    You seem to be forgetting the Toque because it's pretty much the best hat in the game.

    fixed

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    WTT merriweather for tricorn, please inquire at

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just had a thought.

    Maybe Valve refers to pyro as, alternating, male and female, what if the pyro on one team is a male, and on the other team is a female?

    It makes sense with all the jokes valve has made about its gender.

    TECHNICALLY ITS BOTH

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    goddamn bravarian mustard in a tube is the best fucking thing

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have to agree the Ushanka is the best Heavy Hat

    Not at all biased in this one

    No Siree

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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hound Dog is actually the best heavy hat, if you disagree you are wrong and enjoy 2fort.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    see the best thing about my hat chat is that i am unbiased

    i only have the billycock, and i myself realize that the fedora is much better stylistically on the spy

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fuck it, i'm listing what are objectively the best hats for each class

    scout : three way tossup, baker boy, tossle cap, whoopee cap

    soldier : stash

    pyro : all very good, if you had to bother me for the best it would be the glove

    demo : fro, tricorn, hallmark

    heavy: ushanka, toque

    engineer : ten gallon, safe'n'sound

    medic : tyrolean

    sniper : panama

    spy : fedora

    the best of the towers of hats is the single

    thank you, and good night

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  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    undeinPirat wrote: »
    fuck it, i'm listing what are objectively the best hats for each class

    scout : three way tossup, baker boy, tossle cap, whoopee cap

    soldier : stash

    pyro : all very good, if you had to bother me for the best it would be the glove

    demo : fro, tricorn, hallmark

    heavy: ushanka, toque

    engineer : ten gallon, safe'n'sound

    medic : tyrolean

    sniper : panama

    spy : fedora

    the best of the towers of hats is the single

    thank you, and good night

    *applaud*

    I agree with very nearly all of these, well done. Superb opinions good sir.

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    undeinPirat wrote: »
    fuck it, i'm listing what are objectively the best hats for each class

    scout : three way tossup, baker boy, tossle cap, whoopee cap

    soldier : stash

    pyro : all very good, if you had to bother me for the best it would be the glove

    demo : fro, tricorn, hallmark

    heavy: ushanka, toque

    engineer : ten gallon, safe'n'sound

    medic : tyrolean

    sniper : panama

    spy : fedora

    the best of the towers of hats is the single

    thank you, and good night

    I'm pleasantly surprised by this list

    It actually isn't entirely wrong

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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    undeinPirat wrote: »
    fuck it, i'm listing what are objectively the best hats for each class

    scout : three way tossup, baker boy, tossle cap, whoopee cap

    soldier : stash

    pyro : all very good, if you had to bother me for the best it would be the glove

    demo : fro, tricorn, hallmark

    heavy: ushanka, toque

    engineer : ten gallon, safe'n'sound

    medic : tyrolean

    sniper : panama

    spy : fedora

    the best of the towers of hats is the single

    thank you, and good night

    Good job you got one right.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    soldier's stash is the best hat

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it's weird because unde has super good opinions

    and then other people just woke up today and decided to have horrible ones

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hats are dumb

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i don't know why but i think i am the only guy who doesn't like the tyrolean

    i'd kill for a medic mirror

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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    welp crafted the football helmet and dome shine into a sniper safari hat

    I like playing as the sniper, but I wish I got one of his other hats

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  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    i don't know why but i think i am the only guy who doesn't like the tyrolean

    i'd kill for a medic mirror

    I crafted away a medic mirror.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    i don't know why but i think i am the only guy who doesn't like the tyrolean

    i'd kill for a medic mirror
    I just want Ze Goggles

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    LookFreeGrenade wrote: »
    welp crafted the football helmet and dome shine into a sniper safari hat

    I like playing as the sniper, but I wish I got one of his other hats

    The Topi? That one is neat

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  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    nealcm wrote: »
    i don't know why but i think i am the only guy who doesn't like the tyrolean

    i'd kill for a medic mirror

    I crafted away a medic mirror.

    you sir

    are a weiner

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  • JutranjoJutranjo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    nealcm wrote: »
    i don't know why but i think i am the only guy who doesn't like the tyrolean

    i'd kill for a medic mirror

    I crafted away a medic mirror.

    you sir

    are a Wienner

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