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If the entire PA office was stuck on a desert island...

TrickyVTrickyV Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
...and they knew rescue was coming, but they were unsure when. They also were planning to resume normal duties once they were rescued, but they had no food...

...in what order would they eat their staff in order to survive, but still keep a functional office environment upon return?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    They would eat the polar bear and the fog monster.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    and then they fucked

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This question does not take into account the fact that Khoo would build a boat out of bamboo and sand and they'd all be home before bedtime.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The rescuers would find nothing but Khoo, a pile of bones, and a pad of sketches.


    "Somebody get me a blackberry and a colorist, now!"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khoo would buy the island for pennies and transform it into the next Club Med.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    khoo.jpg

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    SLURB

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khoo would sail the fucking Island.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Khoo Woo is actually the beginning of a move that turns Khoo into a helicopter.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BLUH BLUH

    HUGE KHOO

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    KHOOTHULU

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TrickyV wrote: »
    ...and they knew rescue was coming, but they were unsure when. They also were planning to resume normal duties once they were rescued, but they had no food...

    ...in what order would they eat their staff in order to survive, but still keep a functional office environment upon return?

    Mistah Kurtz — he dead.

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  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think everyone would eat Scott Kurtz.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    khoo.jpg

    This is perfect

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  • TrickyVTrickyV Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The responses were much more Khoo-oriented than I was expecting...

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    TrickyV wrote: »
    The responses were much more Khoo-oriented than I was expecting...

    Actually less Khoo oriented than I would have expected

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    TrickyV wrote: »
    The responses were much more Khoo-oriented than I was expecting...

    Actually less Khoo oriented than I would have expected

    Just the right amount of Khoo related Khoontent.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TrickyV wrote: »
    The responses were much more Khoo-oriented than I was expecting...

    You haven't been around here long, have you?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ori that is excellent.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2010
    holy crap orikae

    where did you find that

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dusda wrote: »
    I think everyone would eat Scott Kurtz.

    it's the obvious solution

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    holy crap orikae

    where did you find that

    Isn't that from Sandman?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    it's from sandman. i edited it.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that's one of my favorite scenes

    (also when he visits Martian Manhunter)

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2010
    I know what its from

    I didn't know who edited it

    I knew I loved you for a reason

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Khoo would sail the fucking Island.

    Michael Emerson as Robert Khoo

    Yeah I could see it

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Michael Emerson is unfortunately not handsome enough to play Khoo.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Awesome edit, took me a second to realize the change.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Human actors are unfortunately not handsome enough to play Khoo.

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  • TrickyVTrickyV Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    TrickyV wrote: »
    The responses were much more Khoo-oriented than I was expecting...

    You haven't been around here long, have you?

    No, actually <_<

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khoo is simultaneously a savvy business person and rad dude, so he gets a lot of akhoolades around here.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    in that trade or in the whole series, smart hero

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    I just read a big ol' Sandman hardback collection from the library. It was pretty rad. Need to see if the library has more volumes available.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    However, if you invite Khoo over for drinks

    Do not, and I can't stress this enough, do not discuss applying Tiger Balm to your balls.


    Khoo don't play that shit.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    However, if you invite Khoo over for drinks

    Do not, and I can't stress this enough, do not discuss applying Tiger Balm to your balls.


    Khoo don't play that shit.

    There is a note of regret there.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also I've been trying to get him to sing in rock band for what, like three years now

    man is ice cold

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    WaM check yo pms

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    WaM it's a trap don't check!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    deer in headlights

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You realize that if this thread was turned into a comic, its last panel would be tycho in a very loving, intimate embrace with a polar bear, surrounded by bones and a torn pac-man shirt.

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