holy [i]shit[/i] look at RED

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Liam Neeson's voice is the best I swear.

    Like in Chloe he was just so badass even though he was just a professor.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I enjoyed Wanted, I never got people's issues with that film.

    People here enjoy far, far stupider films, like Crank.

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nic Cage was absolutely phenomenal in kick ass. I want to see films with him in now more than ever.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the best parts for nicholas cage in kick ass was when he had a stunt-man in his suit doing sweet moves

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nic Cage is like Ben Affleck. Good actor, terrible taste in films.


    He's great in The Rock.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I enjoyed Wanted, I never got people's issues with that film.

    People here enjoy far, far stupider films, like Crank.

    It's no about how stupid it was (it was really stupid).

    But it was also obnoxious and not aware of how stupid it was.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    the best parts for nicholas cage in kick ass was when he had a stunt-man in his suit doing sweet moves

    KRYPTONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB you are not gonna believe this

    Nicholas Cage in Drive Angry 3D

    basically it's a movie

    where Nicholas Cage breaks out of Hell to find the guy who killed his daughter

    he winds up saving Amber Heard from living the life of a trailer park whore and she decides to help him find his daughter's killer

    it's an homage to '70s exploitation films

    he shoots people with a 6-barrel gun while driving around in a Dodge Charger with a bumper sticker that says "I brake for pussy"

    and to top it off at some point in the movie he says
    I am going to kill you and then I'm going to defile your corpse

    basically this can't come out fast enough

    this is too awesome to be BOTP'd

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Now that I think about it

    Wanted somehow managed to be dumber than the Crank movies(which tried to be as dumb as possible on purpose!)

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    crank was good though, and wanted wasn't (except angelina jolie's ass)

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Step Up 3D :/

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Step Up 3D :/

    so excited for this, you don't even know

    did you see channing tatum in the previews? wooooo

    but the 3D effects they showed in the trailers look so dang dumb

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also it really does seem like every week, there's a new kickass must see action movie that seems made just for me. like the losers was most excellent, a-team was dumb fun, kick-ass was awesome, predators was delicious, inception was mindblowing, etc etc. and the expendables hasn't even come out yet!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Morgan Freeman's getting up there in years, but he's still awesome.


    If you want to see him in full-on psychopath mode, see Wanted or Lucky # Slevin.

    don't you dare tell people to see wanted you son of a bitch

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Red is pretty much perfect for a film adaptation, but I'm surprised it got picked up.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There was no reason to see Wanted

    Wanted was the most aggressively stupid piece of shit I have ever seen in a movie theatre. It managed to be outright worse than the comic, which is mildly amazing.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wanted isn't even so dumb it's good, it's just really dumb. It watches like the script was written entirely on a No Fear pee chee folder.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That's the only good scene in the entire movie! The second I saw that in the theaters I thought, "Why didn't they just make the entire movie like this scene?"

    The answer is: Because the director and the writer and the producers are morons and they stumbled into that scene being any fucking good. That whole movie took itself way too damn seriously.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And then it had the balls, after being such a piece of shit, to try and lecture me for not shooting people who piss me off.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That's the only good scene in the entire movie! The second I saw that in the theaters I thought, "Why didn't they just make the entire movie like this scene?"

    The answer is: Because the director and the writer and the producers are morons and they stumbled into that scene being any fucking good. That whole movie took itself way too damn seriously.

    Wanted was a lot of things, but I didn't think it was very serious.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2010
    WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

    shut the fuck up, james mcavoy

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wanted was fucking terrible. Hopefully Red will be fun. That's all I ask for. Kinda like Kick-Ass. I went in expecting shit but came out pleased as hell. I didn't care for the comic either.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    CJ, sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. This is not one of the times you are in the right.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've only ever skimmed through a couple Red issues, but what I saw was incredibly fucking violent. I'm a little dissapointed that this movie won't have Helen Mirren ultraviolence

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    CJ, sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. This is not one of the times you are in the right.

    Funny, I thought I was always wrong.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    CJ, sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. This is not one of the times you are in the right.

    Funny, I thought I was always wrong.
    And that's where you'd be wrong.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    CJ, sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. This is not one of the times you are in the right.

    Funny, I thought I was always wrong.

    you're right about this

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can't be both!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mixed messages.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2010
    have we talked about how helen mirren is awesome and everyone should aspire to be more like her yet

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I thought that was assumed.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2010
    well i never know with you guys

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I will see this.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This thread is a mixed bag of partially good opinions and my posts

    (My posts are the good opinions)

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This movie looks amazing! John Maklovich's character shoots a rocket propelled grenade with a huge revolver, and jumps out of a compost bin to attack Bruce Willis and Bruce Willis does something ridiculously badass with just walking out of a moving car and shooting at something while wearing "weekend dad clothes, available at your local Kohl's"

    also Morgan Freeman and Helen Mirren are awesome.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    cully hamner owns

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

    shut the fuck up, james mcavoy

    I CARRIED AN M16 AND YOU CARRY THAT

    THAT

    GUITARRRRR

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoe you are forbidden from rocking

    there will be no rocking from you

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