Dungeons and Dragons and [Mini-Phallas] (Mafia Wins!)

Capfalcon

ITT people try to tell you the way you like to make an OP for a game based on a game where you play as a fantasy elf or dwarf is wrong. Plus you're probably a jerk. Why are you such a jerk? Also that you are not making OPs the one true way and that you're a horrible monster. Why do you hate fun?

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AND PHALLAS

This is a Dungeon.


This is a Dragon.


And this is a Phalla. Well, a Mini-Phalla. It made for up to 28 people. The goal of the game is to prove your alignment is the best by beating the crap out of all the others. Other than that, the standard rules apply. Red vote in Red, and please retract your vote in Lime Green. Clarifications in Orange. Also, I need to be invited to all proboards for the game.

Other rules:
You may Attack OR Defend each night. Attacking deals your attack - their defense to the target in damage. Defending means that you take all damage done to the person you are guarding as if you were being attacked and counter attack each person who attacked your target.
You may perform one action each night. These include your abilities from your class and items.
Each night, your party will find an item. Since this is D&D, I have a percentile chart for it. You may freely trade items each night.

Our story begins, as many fascinating stories do, in a convention hall...

DM: I'm sure your wondering why I called you all here today.

Player #14:...Not really. This is a convention, and we signed up for this event...

DM: Hush you. I always wanted to say that.

Player #6: Look, just let him start.

Player #14: Ok, ok...

DM: Each of you was bedded down for the night with your party. However, you wake up in an underground cave. Oddly enough, you are surround by a large number of people you don't recognize who also seem to be waking up. Even more oddly, there seems to be a clear dragon standing over you. Wait... Not quite clear... Just colorless.

The Dragon speaks, and you can hear the room shake with his voice...

"Greetings, mortals. I, the mighty Dragon Smurg, have decided to choose to ally myself with the most powerful alignment. You peons will show me which is the strongest by fighting each other to the death. The group that defeats its direct opposite and half of the other alignments will be th-"

Player #29: Wait a second. You mean PvP? With Pregens? This is a terrible idea!

DM: If you don't like it, then go and host your own event.

Player #29: Fine! I will!

DM: Anyone else? Good. Now where was I? Oh right. The dragon wants to see which alignment is truly the strongest. To do this, you must band together with your friends and eliminate those of an opposing alignment. As all of you leave, the Dragon offers one last word of advice, "And watch out for those crazy True Neutrals. I didn't summon them, but they came anyway. They probably want me to be unable to make a decision by killing all of you. So... get rid of them for me, will you?"

Players
1. ronrab
2. Phyphor - Lawful Good Paladin
3. Ringo - Chaotic Evil Barbarian
4. TheLawinator
5. Alegis - ROLEplayer - Victorious on Night 4.
6. JaysonFour - Neutral Knight
7. The Ender - Neutral Wu Gen
8. jdarksun
9. Dunadan019 - BALANCE Psion
10. Teucrian
11. Daniant - BALANCE Spelltheif
12. romanqwerty - Lawful Good Cleric
13. samurai6966
14. Lucedes - Lawful Good Wizard
15. Ebfan - Chaotic Evil Assassin
16. NotoriousBEN
17. [strike]Arivia[/strike] Shushnik
18. Celebrim
19. SkyCaptain
20. Zandragon
21. Kias
22. Red Shirt 101 - Neutral Factorum
23. abotkin
24. Megatin - Chaotic Good Bard
25. Zaximus - Chaotic Evil Warmage
26. Orange Soda - Lawful Good Rogue
27. ShadowThomas
28. The Anonymous - Neutral Spirit Shaman

Reserves:
lonelyahava


Night 1
Night 2
Night 3
Night 4

Clarifications

Megatin wrote:

Are the alignments masoned in the mini you're starting up?

Yes.

VOTE CLOSE IS AT 10 CST.

ronrab

!I win initiative

Phyphor

But I roll twenties

delroland

This isn't a true D&D thread without a picture of Bane. :P

Capfalcon

delroland wrote: »

This isn't a true D&D thread without a picture of Bane. :P

But this is a 3.5 game.

And all the craziness that entails...

Ringo

What makes a man go neutral?

TheLawinator

!Signup

Ringo

Also, link in the signup thread, yadda yadda yadda

Alegis

cast Scroll of Sign Up

3cl1ps3

Roll for initiative

The Ender

MAGIC MISSILE!

Dunadan019

I have to be in every phalla or the universe will stop.

Teucrian

!sign up

daniant

ohmygodohmygodohmygod.

Hello, Phalla of my Dreams, where have you been all my life?

I want to be a Chaotic Good Mystic Theurge!

romanqwerty

Save vs Phalla failed

I guess i'll have to play then.

daniant

jdarksun wrote: »

Multiclass Barbarian/Bard is where it's at.

Actually, one of my best friends always played Bardarian. He even wrote his own songs (which were awful and hilarious) and sang them off-key when he was using a perform skill.

Good times.

samurai6966

Aegeri wrote: »

...Hence the name. Also, as a bonus picture here is Bane.



He's so dreamy .

And no, he's not going anywhere from the OP. He wants you to love his manly pectoral muscles, his huge thigh muscles and bulging tip of the long hard shaft of his spear. The artist who drew this spectacular visage of our general thread mascot and local god even has a wallpaper of him. All hail Bane!!!!

IF YOU ARE GOING TO RIP OFF AN OP, DO IT RIGHT!!!!

Capfalcon

Fine, fine. Fixed the OP.

samurai6966

You are a horrible monster!

Capfalcon

Megatin wrote:

Are the alignments masoned in the mini you're starting up?

Yes.

Lucedes

!natural signup

Lucedes

I also just realized - thou shalt not suffer the neutral to live.

Egos

samurai6966 wrote: »

Aegeri wrote: »

...Hence the name. Also, as a bonus picture here is Bane.



He's so dreamy .

And no, he's not going anywhere from the OP. He wants you to love his manly pectoral muscles, his huge thigh muscles and bulging tip of the long hard shaft of his spear. The artist who drew this spectacular visage of our general thread mascot and local god even has a wallpaper of him. All hail Bane!!!!

IF YOU ARE GOING TO RIP OFF AN OP, DO IT RIGHT!!!!

I now know how women feel when they look at most fantasy art.

Lucedes

You know, I didn't think I liked bulging muscles, but Bane is so...

Ebfan

!I hereby sign up for this Phalla

The Anonymous

There better be dungeons AND dragons...

NotoriusBEN

!SIGN UP
With outlandish keyboard striking, you sign up for a Phalla
At-Will *Martial, Implement
Standard Action
Target: One PHALLA thread
Effect: Sign up for one PHALLA and do 2[w] + str mod damage to target

daniant

NotoriusBEN wrote: »

!SIGN UP
With outlandish keyboard striking, you sign up for a Phalla
At-Will *Martial, Implement
Standard Action
Target: One PHALLA thread
Effect: Sign up for one PHALLA and do 2[w] + str mod damage to target

That's not very 3.5. You've got to have, like, 3 attacks. What is this standard action you're speaking of?

Capfalcon

daniant wrote: »

NotoriusBEN wrote: »

!SIGN UP
With outlandish keyboard striking, you sign up for a Phalla
At-Will *Martial, Implement
Standard Action
Target: One PHALLA thread
Effect: Sign up for one PHALLA and do 2[w] + str mod damage to target

That's not very 3.5. You've got to have, like, 3 attacks. What is this standard action you're speaking of?

daniant, while you are technically correct, the man has created a work of beauty.

And its close enough to Bo9S that its 3.5-ish.

NotoriusBEN

Capfalcon didnt specify it was 3.5 even *if* there are true neutrals running around...
besides, I get way more health at level one as a wizard in 4e than a barbarian in 3.5e

Phyphor

That's the best kind of correct though!

Capfalcon

Capfalcon wrote: »

delroland wrote: »

This isn't a true D&D thread without a picture of Bane. :P

But this is a 3.5 game.

And all the craziness that entails...

Erm...

NotoriusBEN

dammit...

i reject your reality and substitute my own

Capfalcon

Phyphor wrote: »

That's the best kind of correct though!

We are just a pop culture reference Tag Team tonight, aren't we?

daniant

Ben, I still approve. Nowadays, Standard Move Minor is where it's at for me.

But I still miss the morality system that no one agrees with.

"Man, that's not very chaotic evil. Back when I was playing, my chaotic evil character would slaughter every goat he saw. True story."

NotoriusBEN

what's more creative than a barrel of fire?!
everything/anything you apply it to has to include the phrase "and a barrel of fire"

Rawkking Goodguy

jdarksun wrote: »

daniant wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

Multiclass Barbarian/Bard is where it's at.

Actually, one of my best friends always played Bardarian. He even wrote his own songs (which were awful and hilarious) and sang them off-key when he was using a perform skill.

Good times.

Gotta be one in every group! A buddy of mine wrote a song (IRL) about a barrel of fire they put to... ah... creative purposes in game.

Oh man I played a halfling bardbarian in a dark sun stealth game.

so much fun

(and let me clarify to the GM that I'm not signing up for this game. I'd love to but I've got way too much on my plate, probably shouldn't have signed up for ender's mini even)

Arivia

rivsdice

samurai6966

Arivia wrote: »

rivsdiceofdeathanddestrutionwhichbringsadnesstotheillfatedplayerswhomustsufferit'swrath

fix'd!

ahava

yeah, was gonna sign up... but then realized i'd prolly be drowned under D&D rules and things. And yeah, no thanks.....

!reserve if you need players, and only then


Also

!when's vote close

Celebrim

!Sign up