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Jersey Shore, Bitches

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
Thats right, Jersey Shore returned last night to provide even more proof that america is freakin awesome

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if you've been living in a rock or been in a coma the past year, jersey shore was a show that followed 8, narrowed down to 7 in a few episodes, classy young ladies and gents that just wanna have fun. LAst year, they became a huge cultural thingiemajig, and are pretty much milking their fame for all its worth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwO1ktssbCU

this time around, our earnest heroes head to miami after an enjoyable road trip shown in the first episode. Will they introduce more words to the general public such as "GTL", "grenade", "beat the beat", and "guido juicehead"? Will Ronnie and Sammi make it? Why bring back Angelina, she is the worstest? how high will Paulie D's blowout get? All these questions and more will be answered, so stay tuned

Since mtv re-airs all their shows to oblivion, its easy to catch up. New episodes air Thursdays at 10. Wooo. I'm in miami, trick

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Lame

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this is seriously the worst show

    why

    why do you even watch it ironically

    you would be better served doing ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So is this still set in Seaside Heights

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Rane, please come to PAX or just Seattle soon so we can hang out. You are a rad guy.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    maybe if i ever get a real job that pays real money

    speaking of: I should go to bed because it's jobhunting day tomorrow woo

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man, This depresses me.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have never watched anything ironically and watch it because it is so dang silly and awesome and cringe-worthy and hypnotizing

    And they bid a fond farewell to seaside, probably because they wanted to film during the winter and churn out episodes stat. So they're at Miami now

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Stop this right now.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dear Jersey Shore,

    Please stop making people who watch the "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" look classy by comparison.

    yours truly, Fedora

    P.S. Seriously, why would you even watch this?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Didn't someone belt that snookie bitch?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    maybe if i ever get a real job that pays real money

    speaking of: I should go to bed because it's jobhunting day tomorrow woo

    I forget where you is at, Rane. And what kinda job are you looking for? What's your field?

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It is like they encapsulated everything the rest of the world hates about America and made it a show.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8_Y7BRLuZQ

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nino, there is just no good goddamn reason.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    maybe if i ever get a real job that pays real money

    speaking of: I should go to bed because it's jobhunting day tomorrow woo

    I forget where you is at, Rane. And what kinda job are you looking for? What's your field?

    Florida and anything

    i'd prefer security of law enforcement but there's a lot of hoops to jump through for that

    just any job that lets me save up cash, I learn everything extremely quickly and am basically the best employee anyone has ever seen

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this show is the worst thing about "celebrity" culture right now

    but I have to admit those Michael Cera promos were humorous

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    Didn't someone belt that snookie bitch?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    maybe if i ever get a real job that pays real money

    speaking of: I should go to bed because it's jobhunting day tomorrow woo

    I forget where you is at, Rane. And what kinda job are you looking for? What's your field?

    Florida and anything

    i'd prefer security of law enforcement but there's a lot of hoops to jump through for that

    just any job that lets me save up cash, I learn everything extremely quickly and am basically the best employee anyone has ever seen

    Wait, so you're in the Eastern time zone? So you're saying it's 11:30 am and that means its time for you to go to bed? Do you work a night shift somewhere?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    maybe if i ever get a real job that pays real money

    speaking of: I should go to bed because it's jobhunting day tomorrow woo

    I forget where you is at, Rane. And what kinda job are you looking for? What's your field?

    Florida and anything

    i'd prefer security of law enforcement but there's a lot of hoops to jump through for that

    just any job that lets me save up cash, I learn everything extremely quickly and am basically the best employee anyone has ever seen

    Wait, so you're in the Eastern time zone? So you're saying it's 11:30 am and that means its time for you to go to bed? Do you work a night shift somewhere?

    I work a weird 4:30 - 1 AM shift but I don't have work tomorrow so i stayed up and ate pancakes and got some chores done

    but now bed

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I used to do security work on and off but then things changed and every single employer wanted a specialised licence rather than a mere background check

    Anyway what the hell is this programme, is this the douchebag guido thing that people talk about

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey bros, where's your fist pumps?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The thing is only one or two of these fuckers are actually from Jersey. I mean, it's not like that state needs a worse rep.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Stop ruining America

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Didn't someone belt that snookie bitch?

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    Apparently my idiot of an ex-roommate is friends with that guy.

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  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am so conflicted about that picture. I'm glad she got belted but on the other hand who the hell does that? Man I hate this show.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MereHappenstance wrote: »
    Hey bros, where's your fist pumps?

    Beating the beat, 24/7

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Looks like he caught the guy right next to her too

    What the hell was that all about

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Saw the thread title and immediately thought, 'I bet Nino made this thread'

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    According to the New York Post, Snooki's attacker was Brad Ferro, a gym teacher at North Queens Community High School in Flushing.

    Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman told The Post that the punchy boozer was told to lay off the drinks at the popular hangout because he seemed too drunk. It seems that the infamous punch was all over a drink, says TMZ. Ferro tried to take Snookie's cocktail and after she confronted him, he sucker punched the pint-sized reality star.

    After the incident, Ferro was arrested and was eventually found guilty of simple assault. He was also fined $500 and given a six-month suspended jail sentence, according to The Daily News. He'll also have to take anger management classes.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sheri I could've sworn that your user title said "breast redundancy" at one point

    Or is my filthy mind misremembering

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So the guy teaches gym and he tries to steal cocktails off women and then punches them in the face if they object

    Jesus Christ that's like a bad punchline

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So this guy beat up a chick that is like 5 feet tall for her drink because the bartender cut him off? Really?

    Yeah, she's an annoying bitch, but still. What a fucking assclown.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Sheri I could've sworn that your user title said "breast redundancy" at one point

    Or is my filthy mind misremembering

    You're a filthy pervert

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    So the guy teaches gym and he tries to steal cocktails off women and then punches them in the face if they object

    Jesus Christ that's like a bad punchline

    I should not be laughing this hard at this

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Considering Nino's tastes, I'm not sure I'm so excited to have one of my photos hanging in his home

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I had a penny for every time someone told me that, I'd have three pennies

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    So the guy teaches gym and he tries to steal cocktails off women and then punches them in the face if they object

    Jesus Christ that's like a bad punchline

    I should not be laughing this hard at this

    Thank you for noticing it

    You can join my bad pun club, Gold Star membership

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yes you should

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    I have watched Jersey Shore before

    It was entertaining, far moreso than I expected it to be

    Next time they have a marathon while I'm at school I'm gonna mix up a big thing of brovaltine (natty ice and ovaltine) and invite some friends over to watch it with me, I reckon

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