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SHARK WEEK SHARK THREAD SHARK FACTS GO!

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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FUCK YOU TORY YOU SUCK SHAAAAAAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

It's here it's here it's here! Its like a whole week of Christmas and you ain't even gotta be a Jew! Mothafuckin muthafuckin SHAAAAAAAAARK WEEEEEK!

SHARK WEEK SHARK THREAD SHARK FACTS GO!

Sharks are rad. Sharks are the raddest. Sharks are so awesome they are the skateboards of the ocean. FACT!

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Sharks are so awesome that even having sharks on your clothing makes you fucking awesome and sexy and awesome. Fuck you, wolves, you ain't a shark. You're just a goddamn puppy with behavior problems. FACT!

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(I am literally wearing this shirt right now. FACT!)

Sharks are fish, but they are also dinosaurs and they are also birds. FACT!

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Sharks are so into being sharks that they fuckign explode out of the water all BOOOOOOOOM doing sweet fucking nose grinds and kickflips and facebones and backside grimfucks or whatever. FACT!

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This lady is trashy trash. FACT!

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SHARK WEEK SHARK NEWS GO!

Sharks are so awesome that even people that get eaten by sharks are trying to protect sharks! FACT!

Sharks are so deadly that they have tiny microscopic shark germs tghat are also probably just tiny tiny sharks! FACT!


Woman diving at a place called Shark Coast surprisingly killed by fucking sharks! Women are ignorant! FACT!


SHARK WEEK SHARK CAM LIVE SHARK CAM GO!

So what awesome shark week shark shows do we getta watch this year?

How about some motherfuckin Ultimate Air Jaws! AIR JAWS! BUT ULTIMATE!

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And then we got a show called Into the Shark Bite, which I am blindly hypothesizing is about a group of incredibly stupid spelunkers that confuse a giant goddamn shark mouth for a cave! Hilarity ensues!

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Then we have Shark Attack Survival Guide, which is clearly another Max Brooks work of fiction. Surviving. Pffffft. As if.

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Then? Shark Attack Beach! People still go there, because people are dumb but hey you can't get into Valhala without dying gloriously in battle with a motherfuckin ultimate predator, so hey there's that.

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And finally? Shark Bites: Adventures in Shark Week! A self-referential show about how rad-ass sharks are, hosted by Craig Ferguson! Who is basically Tube! (If you've met him, you know I'm right.)

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    why the fuck does this week always fucking sneak up on me
    BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SHAAAAAAAAAAARKS IN THE WATER

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Iruka wrote:
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    SHAAAAAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    rank i love that you make this thread every year

    time to win some rock paper scissors


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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    animated sharks are awesome too!!!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sharks are okay, I guess.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There is blud in the vatur, and the charks begin to cricle...

    And I vant my burd.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck yes shark week

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    FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this video is annoying but at least it shows the awesome inflatable shark thing that they put on the discovery building that's like a 3 minute drive from my house

    http://www.spike.com/video/shark-week-shark/2757210

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Also Jurassic Park is on tv right now FACT!

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    SHARK WEEK

    This is a sad week for me.

    I have no way to view shark week.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    SHARK WEEK

    This is a sad week for me.

    I have no way to view shark week.

    We'll keep you posted

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    SHAAAAAARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    SHARK WEEK

    This is a sad week for me.

    I have no way to view shark week.

    We'll keep you posted

    update 1: a fucking shark ate a dude! CRAZY AWESOME

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    update 2: sharks are totally fucking radical

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    update 3: scientifically proven now that a shark can bite your fucking leg off! HELLA COOL

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Shit I am totally missing everything.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this thread is always awesome

    the op is always perfect

    the only downside is i was watching teenick and they played that awful song that goes "Baby there's a shark in the water..."

    it's so awful

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Why did I cancel my cable before Shark Week? God damned moving!

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hahahaha Three Shark Moon is great.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this thread is always awesome

    the op is always perfect

    the only downside is i was watching teenick and they played that awful song that goes "Baby there's a shark in the water..."

    it's so awful

    i like that song

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    this thread is always awesome

    the op is always perfect

    the only downside is i was watching teenick and they played that awful song that goes "Baby there's a shark in the water..."

    it's so awful

    i like that song

    You would.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i would like catchy songs!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    AAAH YESS SQUALL YESSSS

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i would like catchy songs!

    I'm the same way actually. I hate myself for some of the music I catch myself listening to.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    holy fuck where do I get that shirt

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    old but i cant get over shit like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRR6rVoIwQI&feature=related

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Arrath wrote: »
    Hahahaha Three Shark Moon is great.

    not even kidding, wearing that shirt right now

    no irony, no shame, just pure goddamn pride

    also, WaM is awesome

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    holy fuck where do I get that shirt

    PLZ ADVISE

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    I think it is a threadless thing

    google it, dumbface

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arrath wrote: »
    Hahahaha Three Shark Moon is great.

    not even kidding, wearing that shirt right now

    no irony, no shame, just pure goddamn pride

    also, WaM is awesome

    If I had one I'd be wearing it with pride right now too. Its perfect.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think it is a threadless thing

    google it, dumbface

    you're a towel

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Squall wrote: »
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    dang ol Rane ruining swimming for eveyone

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man, why does cable TV have to cost money? This isn't the socialist America I signed up for.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sharks are fucking awesome but I will never get near one in open water.

    They are part of the reason I do not like swimming in the ocean. I work to continue their existence far away from me.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    fun fact: I haven't had cable in years, but I just close my eyes and imagine the awesome shark week shows for a whole week and it is way better that way anyway because the sharks all have sunglasses and sing, and they sound like if Frank Sinatra was gargling

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
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    dang ol Rane ruining swimming for eveyone

    am I ruining it?

    or am i making it better?

    by being a shark?

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