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The New Comic Thread for Friday, August 13, 2010

scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    scsscs you are damn fast, with that cold robotic unblinking eye

    edit

    I dont recall this dick monster rape comic, is it real?

    Buttcleft on
  • scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs you are damn fast, with that cold robotic unblinking eye

    I rape the Internets.

    scsscs on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ahahahaaa

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    \:(

    Garthor on
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I bet at this point they just mail them to him first and then they post it online.

    nuka on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    last panel gabeface has edit potential

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is a good comic.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs you are damn fast, with that cold robotic unblinking eye

    edit

    I dont recall this dick monster rape comic, is it real?

    They are talking about the dickwolve from Wednesday. Looks like they got shit from it.

    scsscs on
  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I haven't laughed this hard at a comic in a while!

    Fandeathis on
    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gabe's face in panel 3 is a classic.

    Also gabe's hair is sorta out of control.

    Uriel on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm sorry tdot

    natek on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now you gotta leave, Natek. That's what they said.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what why

    He is apologizing for raping you.

    Uriel on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am slow on the uptake, as always

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh my god

    so much edit potential

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    scsscs wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs you are damn fast, with that cold robotic unblinking eye

    edit

    I dont recall this dick monster rape comic, is it real?

    They are talking about the dickwolve from Wednesday. Looks like they got shit from it.

    wat

    they are catching shit for a text reference to a fictional creature from generic mmo 5?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    gabe is so stern.

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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    dickwolves are a serious problem in my town, and have effected many that I know and care for

    I'm so fucking serious about this serious goddamn business

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs you are damn fast, with that cold robotic unblinking eye

    edit

    I dont recall this dick monster rape comic, is it real?

    They are talking about the dickwolve from Wednesday. Looks like they got shit from it.

    wat

    they are catching shit for a text reference to a fictional creature from generic mmo 5?

    Rape culture.

    Uriel on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    scsscs you are damn fast, with that cold robotic unblinking eye

    edit

    I dont recall this dick monster rape comic, is it real?

    They are talking about the dickwolve from Wednesday. Looks like they got shit from it.

    wat

    they are catching shit for a text reference to a fictional creature from generic mmo 5?

    Rape culture.

    I hope the people complaning about it get face raped by a dickwolf who's every dick is another, smaller dickwolf who is bristling with dicks.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I look at the poster above me, I look at the poster below me, I look at the OP of the thread.

    And I know that all of these men would rape anything if given half a chance.

    Belruel on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yeah because rape jokes heh




    heh

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    dickwolves are a serious problem in my town, and have effected many that I know and care for

    I'm so fucking serious about this serious goddamn business

    Dickwolf raped your baby?

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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    see317 wrote: »
    dickwolves are a serious problem in my town, and have effected many that I know and care for

    I'm so fucking serious about this serious goddamn business

    Dickwolf raped your baby?

    what part of my giving the business to serious business did you not take seriously

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Every part of this is amazing.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    I look at the poster above me, I look at the poster below me, I look at the OP of the thread.

    And I know that all of these men would rape anything if given half a chance.

    anything but belruel

    I aint touching that one

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    natek wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    I look at the poster above me, I look at the poster below me, I look at the OP of the thread.

    And I know that all of these men would rape anything if given half a chance.

    anything but belruel

    I aint touching that one

    I tried to think about raping him once, and my dick went flacid for 3 years.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    I look at the poster above me, I look at the poster below me, I look at the OP of the thread.

    And I know that all of these men would rape anything if given half a chance.

    anything but belruel

    I aint touching that one

    I tried to think about raping him once, and my dick went flacid for 3 years.

    yeah

    he is disgusting

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That and she is a bee.

    Do you know how they reproduce?

    nuka on
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    That and she is a bee.

    Do you know how they reproduce?

    the queen is a whore. a dirty, filthy, slutty, sexy, wonderful whore.

    Buttcleft on
  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    natek wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    I look at the poster above me, I look at the poster below me, I look at the OP of the thread.

    And I know that all of these men would rape anything if given half a chance.

    anything but belruel

    I aint touching that one

    I tried to think about raping him once, and my dick went flacid for 3 years.

    yeah

    he is disgusting

    He's got too much arm pit hair and manly body odor. Normally that's a turn on, but this is like some primordial rain forest shit.

    Too much gross man.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    That and she is a bee.

    Do you know how they reproduce?

    the queen is a whore. a dirty, filthy, slutty, sexy, wonderful whore.

    Yeah but she can only sleep with one dude at a time.
    Because when bees mate the male's dick falls off and he dies.

    nuka on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I cannot wait to hear more about this in the newspost.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well this thread went to an awkward place.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Well this thread went to an awkward place.

    A little quicker then usual, but other then that it's par for the course.

    see317 on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    That and she is a bee.

    Do you know how they reproduce?

    the queen is a whore. a dirty, filthy, slutty, sexy, wonderful whore.

    Yeah but she can only sleep with one dude at a time.
    Because when bees mate the male's dick falls off and he dies.

    But..dont mens dicks fall off after they have sex? Isnt that why they invented marriage?

    Thats what Gamma Jeane told me as a child

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    That and she is a bee.

    Do you know how they reproduce?

    the queen is a whore. a dirty, filthy, slutty, sexy, wonderful whore.

    Yeah but she can only sleep with one dude at a time.
    Because when bees mate the male's dick falls off and he dies.

    But..dont mens dicks fall off after they have sex? Isnt that why they invented marriage?

    Thats what Gamma Jeane told me as a child

    Marriage is just the fairer sex's way of getting back at you men folk for all those oppressive centuries.

    nuka on
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  • scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2010/08/rape-is-hilarious-part-53-in-ongoing.html
    Rape is Hilarious, Part 53 in an Ongoing Series
    Posted by Guest Blogger at Thursday, August 12, 2010
    by Shaker Milli A

    [Trigger warning for rape used in a "humorous" capacity.]

    This is why, as a feminist, I barely have a sense of humor.

    Yesterday's Penny Arcade,a webcomic centered around video gaming and its culture, featured a joke a lot of World of Warcraft players make, in a sense. In WoW, you'll often get quests like "Kill 10 of these terrible people" or "Save five prisoners". Because the game has millions of players all existing in the world who will do that quest, even if you kill all the bad guys and free everyone, they'll reappear against quickly, so the next person can do their good deeds. It's a silly conundrum if you let your suspension of disbelief lapse.

    Penny Arcade took it to another level. In a strip titled, "The Sixth Slave," the comic features a (white, male) slave begging for rescue from another character. "Hero!" he pleads. "Please take me with you! Release me from this hell unending! Every morning, we are roused by savage blows. Every night, we are raped to sleep by the dickwolves." The hero tells him, "I only needed to save five slaves. Alright? Quest complete." The prisoner protests, "But…" The hero interrupts him, "Hey, pal. Don't make this weird."

    Rape isn't a part of the game, so for the slave to explicitly state he is being raped is a "humorous" exaggeration. When he hero tells the slave his quest is complete and instructs him not to make it "weird," we're meant to laugh: "Haha, what a strange underreaction!" (Or not.)

    When I have a sense of humor, it is a little offbeat. I have liked, for example, Penny Arcade's comics about the numerous times they've killed each other. I have a dark sense of humor, and I'll admit it.

    But unlike Gabe killing Tycho so he doesn't have to share a video game, a slave being raped is a real thing that happens in the world every day. I don't find this "joke" funny because, unlike characters cartoonishly killing each other repeatedly and coming back to life, just as in video games, rape isn't a central feature of (most) games—at least in the actual gameplay, totally aside from the language used by players.

    The problem is, I just don't find rape funny. Because rape survivors exist among us, and after being victimized by rapists, they are revictimized by a society that treats even real rape like a joke, forced to live in a culture that actually has a lot of rape jokes, including those about rape victims being actively denied justice for no other reason than because people don't take rape seriously. I don't find rape funny because rape victims are often doubted, mocked, and insulted openly.

    This is why I avoid comedy. I don't go to comedy movies, I rarely watch comedians, I avoid sitcoms like the plague. I've started to develop a Pavlovian response, cringing preemptively, to things I do find funny, because if somebody makes a dark joke, I've learned it won't be long until the rape jokes show up.

    This is why I'm a humorless feminist. Because rape jokes killed my sense of humor.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, someone doesn't read this comic much I take it.

    cj iwakura on
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