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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No opinion on anything Pachter utters, though.

    Turns out that Drunk Michael Pachter is the best Michael Pachter.

    (I can't remember exactly where he comes on in that video, unfortunately)

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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, Valve has quickly come out and said that the whole thing about game trading is not going to happen, so I guess that's that.

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  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Anyone notice that added cloud? Did they decide that breasts were too risque?

    EDIT:
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    Holy shit! I forgot about those.

    Thanks Tineye.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well it's an interestingly shaped cloud.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That's cutting into their sales!!

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I wonder why they didn't just use the other censored Altitude image, with the green tank top.

    e: as in that Tineye search.

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  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ronya wrote: »
    I wonder why they didn't just use the other censored Altitude image, with the green tank top.

    e: as in that Tineye search.

    That neon green just hurts my eyes.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    Well it's an interestingly shaped cloud.
    It looks more like she's a smoking hottie.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    boooooo

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ronya wrote: »
    I wonder why they didn't just use the other censored Altitude image, with the green tank top.

    e: as in that Tineye search.

    That neon green just hurts my eyes.

    Don't stare at them so hard...

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  • Al BaronAl Baron Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If they're going to cover it up, they should at least make sure all the banners match.

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So looks like Cities XL 2011 just popped up on the store. I got burned on Cities XL original, i'm not falling for this one again. SimCity 5 please...

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    do we know what the weekend deal is?

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  • Indica1Indica1 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    What gives with steam randomly not letting me play any games in offline mode?

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  • XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    In technical terms I believe it's something like: Steam's offline mode is randomly a pile of shit.

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  • Indica1Indica1 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerd rage consumes my soul.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    They even did an update once

    "Steam's offline mode now works correctly"

    And it still didn't. It's better than it was though.

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    They even did an update once

    "Steam's offline mode now works correctly"

    And it still didn't. It's better than it was though.

    It has a lot to do with luck too
    it works fine for a lot of people, but doesn't work at all for another lot of people.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    They even did an update once

    "Steam's offline mode now works correctly"

    And it still didn't. It's better than it was though.

    I've literally seen lines like that 3 or 4 times now across updates. They even swtiched to saying things like "Steam's online mode really fixed this time."

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Except for the time when I couldn't play any of my Steam games for six months because I didn't put it in offline mode before moving someplace where I didn't have internet for awhile (that was awesome), offline mode has always worked well for me. It was always so flaky and then at one update or another it just started working near flawlessly.

    What happens for the unlucky people who it doesn't work for? Does it not let you go into offline mode, or does it say you constantly say you need to update games online or something, or do games crash (Mount and Blade is the only thing I've tried that was unplayable in offline mode)?

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  • DrunkMcDrunkMc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Anyone played Grotesque Tactics: Evil Heroes? The description sounds promising:
    Grotesque Tactics* combines the features and clichés of Western and Asian console RPGs like Fire Emblem or Final Fantasy Tactics and provides a highly addicting and entertaining change to the current, more serious role playing games.

    Wish it had a demo.

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  • TeriferinTeriferin Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    *In chess, a Grotesque is a problem or endgame study which features a particularly unlikely initial position, especially one in which White fights with a very small force against a much larger black army. Grotesques are generally intended to be humorous.

    I do not foresee high sales for this game. Might be interesting nonetheless.

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  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The videos make it look like it's Battle Chess meets Warcarft III. Meh.

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  • Michael HMichael H Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Even as someone who is a sucker for anything with "Tactics" in the title, I do not feel compelled to buy that game. I was interested having read a text-only description of it, but after seeing the video I'm not all that interested any more.

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  • Michael HMichael H Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Big Isy wrote: »
    do we know what the weekend deal is?

    If you haven't seen it yet, it's 50% off Blacklight Tango Down.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The story's premise of a parody of jrpgs and crpgs sounds promising, but I simply can't stand strategy rpgs so I'll have to pass.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Apparently Steam has a thing for writing recommendations for games for your friends now. It seems like something that could potentially make you buy more games.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ... more?

    D:

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Michael H wrote: »
    Big Isy wrote: »
    do we know what the weekend deal is?

    If you haven't seen it yet, it's 50% off Blacklight Tango Down.

    Which would be awesome, if Blacklight Tango Down didn't use Games for Windows Live

    Since it's a pure multiplayer experience, I refuse to partake in it's bullshit

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Apparently Steam has a thing for writing recommendations for games for your friends now. It seems like something that could potentially make you buy more games.

    Oh cool, now they'll remind me when the games in my wishlist go on sale

    So they're making sure I give them my money

    Fuckin' Steam, man

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Oh cool, now they'll remind me when the games in my wishlist go on sale

    I like that, was waiting for that for a while.


    Not that I don't follow every single sale already ..

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  • vegeta_666vegeta_666 CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I just noticed Mass Effect 2 is now only $20 on Steam.

    ...bought. And the DLC bought too.

    Sweet.

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  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Whoa, when did the Tales of Monkey Island Complete Pack go on sale for $5? Bought.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Michael H wrote: »
    Big Isy wrote: »
    do we know what the weekend deal is?

    If you haven't seen it yet, it's 50% off Blacklight Tango Down.

    Which would be awesome, if Blacklight Tango Down didn't use Games for Windows Live

    Since it's a pure multiplayer experience, I refuse to partake in it's bullshit

    Back when I played it, at launch, there were barely any people playing the PC version. Also, if I recall correctly, the only form of chat was voice chat, none of this "write words with your keyboard" malarkey, or at least I never figured out how to communicate with text and neither did anyone else.

    I was also absolutely aghast at the way you connect to games. You go into this lobby thing, then it waits until there's enough people, and only after that it starts up the game. This process could take several minutes and to add to the insult once the game started, new players were unable to join and made for all sorts of team balance issues for the team that was getting owned in the face. It was just all around horrible. That sort of system works for some genres, like RTSs, but not for shooter.

    The actual shooting bits of the game weren't that bad. Guns shot where you wanted them to and that's nice. Level design was poop, though.

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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    When I couldn't crouch because I had bound it to 'X' which was incidentally the same key the game coded to cycle between players in spectator mode, which required .ini hacking to fix, I knew the quality of the game I was working with and promptly uninstalled it. It's a good thing I didn't actually paid money for it otherwise I would've been pretty pissed.

    The developers should learn from real PC versions and not ports, like for example Modern Warfare 2 with its graphics settings and mouse control and text chat and stuff.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Michael H wrote: »
    Big Isy wrote: »
    do we know what the weekend deal is?

    If you haven't seen it yet, it's 50% off Blacklight Tango Down.

    Which would be awesome, if Blacklight Tango Down didn't use Games for Windows Live

    Since it's a pure multiplayer experience, I refuse to partake in it's bullshit

    Back when I played it, at launch, there were barely any people playing the PC version. Also, if I recall correctly, the only form of chat was voice chat, none of this "write words with your keyboard" malarkey, or at least I never figured out how to communicate with text and neither did anyone else.

    I was also absolutely aghast at the way you connect to games. You go into this lobby thing, then it waits until there's enough people, and only after that it starts up the game. This process could take several minutes and to add to the insult once the game started, new players were unable to join and made for all sorts of team balance issues for the team that was getting owned in the face. It was just all around horrible. That sort of system works for some genres, like RTSs, but not for shooter.

    The actual shooting bits of the game weren't that bad. Guns shot where you wanted them to and that's nice. Level design was poop, though.

    And some people say that dedicated servers aren't important

    Too bad, really. Those digi-grenades were pretty cool, and I liked the customization and aesthetic

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    vegeta_666 wrote: »
    I just noticed Mass Effect 2 is now only $20 on Steam.

    ...bought. And the DLC bought too.

    Sweet.

    Interesting. It's still $70 over here.
    Fucking rip off.

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  • BiopticBioptic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rizzi wrote: »
    vegeta_666 wrote: »
    I just noticed Mass Effect 2 is now only $20 on Steam.

    ...bought. And the DLC bought too.

    Sweet.

    Interesting. It's still $70 over here.
    Fucking rip off.

    Fairly soon you'll be able to buy/import the GOTY edition for next to nothing anyway. Retail Dragon Age + expansion + all DLC is going for £18 as a pre-order price right now, and I'd imagine they want to get the Mass Effect 2 one out before Christmas.

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, I already own it. I was going to buy it for a friend, but not if they want to charge me over three times the price for living in another country.

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Zxerol wrote: »
    When I couldn't crouch because I had bound it to 'X' which was incidentally the same key the game coded to cycle between players in spectator mode, which required .ini hacking to fix, I knew the quality of the game I was working with and promptly uninstalled it. It's a good thing I didn't actually paid money for it otherwise I would've been pretty pissed.

    The developers should learn from real PC versions and not ports, like for example Modern Warfare 2 with its graphics settings and mouse control and text chat and stuff.

    For me, it's not a PC game unless you have to dig through tons of .ini files and program in all your exact specifications. This love started with Red Alert and it's damned easy to edit rules.ini

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