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edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++

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Charles Domery (c. 1778 – after 1800), also known as Charles Domerz, was a Polish soldier, noted for his unusually large appetite. Serving in the Prussian Army against France during the War of the First Coalition, he found that the rations of the Prussians were insufficient and deserted to the French Revolutionary Army in return for food. Although generally healthy, he was voraciously hungry during his time in the French army, and ate any available food. While stationed near Paris he was recorded as having eaten 174 cats in a year, and although he disliked vegetables he would eat 4 to 5 pounds (1.8 to 2.3 kg) of grass each day if he was unable to find other food. During service on the French frigate Hoche, he attempted to eat the severed leg of a crew member hit by cannon fire, before other members of the crew wrestled it from him.

Tarrare (c. 1772 – 1798), sometimes spelled Tarare, was a French showman and soldier, noted for his unusual eating habits. Able to eat vast amounts of meat, he was constantly hungry; his parents were unable to provide for him, and he was turned out of the family home as a teenager. He travelled France in the company of a band of thieves and prostitutes, before becoming the warm-up act to a travelling charlatan; he would swallow corks, stones, live animals and whole apples. He then took this act to Paris where he worked as a street performer...Tarrare was desperate to avoid further military service, and returned to the hospital... he would sneak out of the hospital to scavenge for offal outside butchers' shops and to fight stray dogs for carrion in gutters, alleys and rubbish heaps.[2][17][20] He was also caught several times within the hospital drinking from patients undergoing bloodletting, and attempting to eat the bodies in the hospital mortuary. Other doctors believed that Tarrare was mentally ill and pressed for him to be transferred to a lunatic asylum, but Percy was keen to continue his experiments and Tarrare remained in the military hospital.[20]

After some time, a 14-month-old child disappeared from the hospital, and Tarrare was immediately suspected. Percy was unable or unwilling to defend him, and the hospital staff chased Tarrare from the hospital, to which he never returned.
During 1935, there was a conflict between Breton and Ilya Ehrenburg during the first "International Congress of Writers for the Defense of Culture" which opened in Paris in June. Breton, had been insulted by Ehrenburg—along with all fellow surrealists—in a pamphlet which said, among other things, that surrealists were "pederasts". Breton slapped Ehrenburg several times on the street, which led to surrealists being expelled from the Congress.


so people who are dead now did pretty zany shit

lets talk about them!
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HISTORY THREAD

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    aw yiisssssssss

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This past year, I learned about the Plumbers and some of the wacky schemes they proposed.

    It seemed like ripe material for a comedy movie.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    marry kill makelove2

    hemingway, churchill, and a matador

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This past year, I learned about the Plumbers and some of the wacky schemes they proposed.

    It seemed like ripe material for a comedy movie.

    woah the plumbers are a real thing? i thought they were just from ben 10

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This is pharezon's thread, it was made for him

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    In real life, the Plumbers were a secret group set up by Nixon's White House to stop media leaks and engage in illegal activities to ensure his re-election. They were behind Watergate.

    Edit: I assume the Plumbers from Ben 10 were unrelated. I never watched much of that.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A man of such appetite, I am humbled.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    wait i've got a vision. it's a vision of the history of the future about this thread!! here it is:

    people post links to badass of the week and pharezon posts links to wikipedia articles about obscure eastern european massacres

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh duh, i forgot about watergate

    the ben10 plumbers were like the men in black of their world, i think

    AND SHUT UP SNOWBEAT I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO SPAM THIS THREAD WITH NEW HISTORY MYSELF

    THIS IS HOW JAPAN WAS STARTED I KNOW BECAUSE JAPAN SAYS SO

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my brother told me about people on youtube making vids about tupac being members of the illuminati, and the young money label of lil wayne's being entirely comprised of illuminati sex slaves (including weezy)

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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    YYYYYYYYYEAH HISTORY THREAD


    Jews loved Napoleon

    discuss (it's for real look it up)

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah hetalia is the way to salvage this thread, good job mensch

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If you really dig into the history of Baroque music, you rapidly descend into a world of bitchiness, feuding, and counter-feuding that makes your average reality show look like a Norman Rockwell painting by comparison. The whole Mozart/Salieri thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

    I'm thinking about writing a book on the subject. My working title is Cuntery in Western Music.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My favorite history thing is John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry

    "Rise up, you oppressed, you downtrodden! Throw off the shackles of your enslavers! Join me in rebellion!"
    "Is there anybody but you three?"
    "Not at the moment, no."
    "You know what? Don't worry about it. We're cool."
    "But... oppression! Shackles!"
    "No thanks."

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I like England's version of history, because it's the only one where we're not the villains.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    pooro knows whats up

    if you know about something cool

    then post excerpts about it

    or at the very least a direct link

    noone's going to go looking up something because its 'totally worth it you guys i swear!'

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    we talking about history in here?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nah.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh well

    I guess that's cool :(

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's a restaurant/bar in Columbia that has the Bayeux Tapestry as a strip of wallpaper running around the whole interior

    It's kind of a weird thing to put in your basic sports bar and grill

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nah.

    Can we talk about the future in here?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    A man of such appetite, I am humbled.

    Haha I actually was thinking of you while I read that

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The Tsavo maneaters are on display at the field museum.

    In life, they ate people. In death, they actually look pretty calm and relaxed.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So there's this dude, Nathan Meeker.

    Assigned as the Indian Agent for the Utes in Greeley, Colorado. He viewed it as a cush government job, hooked his friends and family up with jobs in the agency, never really took it seriously. But then got a bug up his ass about "civilizing" the tribe. Instilling some nice, Christian morality in them. He decides the most efficient way to do this was to plow over their horse racing track.

    The Utes get pretty pissed, voices are raised, words are exchanged. Meeker panics, and because he spent his whole tenure ignoring his responsibility to get to know these people, had no idea how to relate to them, how to calm things down, how to diffuse the situation. So instead, he overreacts wildly, and calls the damn army. The Utes see an entire brigade of soldiers headed their way, and they freak the fuck out. They've seen what tends to happen to Indians when the army shows up. So they take hostages, including Meeker's family. They kill Meeker, in a pretty brutal way - they cut out his "liar's tongue" and shove a railroad tie down his throat.

    Now here's where things get interesting. In the investigations into the incident, one of the hostages, Nathan's own daughter, is sympathetic to the Indians. Talks about the miscommunication and misunderstandings, talks about how it's a situation far too messy to lay blame neatly at anybody's feet. She fights to absolve the very people who killed her father.

    Government ignores that testimony, and the testimony of all the other hostages, and forcibly relocates the entire tribe to a reservation in Utah. Media starts to imply that Meeker's daughter was only sympathetic because the Indians "ravaged" her and she liked it. Gets her name dragged through the mud by a neverending stream of "I'm not saying this is true, but shouldn't we CONSIDER the possibility that she's a harlot" style journalism.

    Oh, and despite the fact that the army killed way more Utes than the Utes did white folks, the whole situation was labeled the "Meeker Massacre."

    History! Always good for a pick-me-up.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    I heard about these when I was in Nepal
    people was terrified

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    let's talk about some motherfuckers that ain't even dudes

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_maneaters
    Awesome, though I thought that movie was kinda silly
    Also awesome and Brotherhood of the Wolf fucking rocked
    Metal as shit
    What the fuck

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ghost and the darkness was awesome

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Val Kilmer was ridiculous and Michael Douglas looked like he had a weekend off and was drunk the whole time
    Also way too much use of "oh no I dropped my gun" tension

    But the actual lions were awesome and the giant fucking bone cave of death was great

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ghost and the darkness was awesome

    Remember when they made a movie about that crocodile, and in the trailers made it sound like it was a standard serial-killer/slasher movie, and dropped absolutely no hints that the movie was actually about a crocodile?

    I would have been pissed if I'd paid to see that movie.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Are those catfish attacks for real though

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ghost and the darkness was awesome

    Remember when they made a movie about that crocodile, and in the trailers made it sound like it was a standard serial-killer/slasher movie, and dropped absolutely no hints that the movie was actually about a crocodile?

    I would have been pissed if I'd paid to see that movie.

    oh that stupid fucking thing

    yeah fuck that movie

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Are those catfish attacks for real though

    there's claims of catfish taking people in a lot of places

    catfish are beastly motherfuckers

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Are those catfish attacks for real though

    could've been other creatures

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kali River is such a wonderful ominous name

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    KALI MA

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so during the coup which deposed the British-backed monarchy in Iraq, the military simply gathered the royal family and most of the cabinet into the courtyard of the palace and gunned them all down with sub machine guns

    one man escaped

    that man, Nuri al-Said, had been the prime minister during the royal regime for about 14 consecutive and non-consecutive terms

    he got out by stripping one of the women in the royal family and sneaking out in her clothes

    he almost made it to the Iranian border, too

    where he was caught because of his shoes

    here's where the account gets iffy, owing to there being no serious record of the circumstances since, you know, the coup and everything, but the close truth is probably this:

    Iraqi border guards shot him when they discovered who he was, killing him

    the next day, however, some locals, having heard about his death and looking for a bit of fun, disinterred him, tied him to the back of a truck, and road hauled his corpse all the way back to Baghdad, where it was set upon by an angry mob, burned, and beaten with rocks until there wasn't anything left worth burying

    fuckin' Iraqis, man

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    not a lady you want to fuck with
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    also, speaking of sick bastards, I present to you Japan's (article is quite disturbing) Unit 731. One doctor raped and impregnated then vivisected a young girl.

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