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New Comic - 9/6/10 - The Lucifex

DruexDruex Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Guess everyones too busy at PAX to jump on the new comic.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I suppose that dickwolves would be okay then.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That's technically one rule.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    That's technically one rule.

    Muzzled dickwolves then.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    That's technically one rule.

    Muzzled dickwolves then.

    no, that they cannot sign things that burn, sting or bite is one rule

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What if they can burn and sting, or burn and bite, or bite and sting?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    then they're not allowed

    it's not an encompassing rule with those traits, because they say "or" instead of "and"

    things that can sting, bite or burn are not allowed to be signed

    but it is still a single rule

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's an inclusive or (OR), not an exclusive or (XOR)

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    then they're not allowed

    it's not an encompassing rule with those traits, because they say "or" instead of "and"

    things that can sting, bite or burn are not allowed to be signed

    but it is still a single rule

    you know what we should do

    we should argue about this for like seven pages

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why should we do that?

    we have clearly made the true point

    and it is impossible to argue against

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  • ioloiolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The demon lobster looks so sad that it won't be signed...

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    But books can burn?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that thing can't even burn

    look

    that guy is totally holding it and he's fine

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but something that can both burn and bite can burn and bite separately

    maybe it's only things that do both at once that are exceptions

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    that thing can't even burn

    look

    that guy is totally holding it and he's fine

    Just because it's not burning him right now doesn't mean it can't.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well, shit

    that has been my catchphrase for many years

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A muzzled dickwolf is physically incapable of biting, because of the muzzle.

    Therefore, it cannot burn, bite, or sting, and thus, can be signed.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    that thing can't even burn

    look

    that guy is totally holding it and he's fine

    It's burning, his disappointment at not having his lavascorpster washes away the pain.

    EDIT: Wait, lavascorpster isn't a proper noun, what am I doing capitalizing it? It's moronic really.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This comic made me laugh heartily and loudly.

    tldr: lol

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what is that guy holding

    some kind of video game enemy monster

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    what is that guy holding

    some kind of video game enemy monster

    Lavascorpster - N. - 1) The thing that guy is holding. 2) The result of an orgy between a lobster, a scorpion, and a lava pit.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    dire mawdad

    Not nearly as cool as a Severe Lavascorpster.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think it might be the Balrog's Larval state

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nice Fleshlight mod.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The Lava Scorpster seems like it could be related to the American North-Pacific Clawshrimp.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's the Australian version.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That thing seems poorly designed.

    I mean, it doesn't look like it would be very mobile...

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm guessing it's called a Lucifex?

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  • ioloiolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    That thing seems poorly designed.

    I mean, it doesn't look like it would be very mobile...

    On land, sure. But normally (in non-booksigning scenarios) it swims in the deep despair of each man, alone in the middle of the night, unsure and untethered from that which anchors his reality, his laboriously constructed sense of rightness that gets him through each passing day during his short trip in this world from birth to the grave.

    There it swims like a champ.

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I imagine, after having to sign the first muzzled dickwolf, that G&T would append 'or makes love to us forcibly and against our will' to their clause.

    EDIT: In retrospect, I suppose that *could* burn? (don't know anything about teh buttseks)

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    I'm guessing it's called a Lucifex?

    Maybe in Britan, where they have crazy made up names for things.

    Loo.

    Lorry.

    Sexual deviant.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    You see the phenomenon in panel 2?

    Yeah.

    I asked Gabe to put it in.

    And he did.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    You see the phenomenon in panel 2?

    Yeah.

    I asked Gabe to put it in.

    And he did.
    did you really?

    that's awesome!

    does anybody know what the phenomenon is? I thought it was a specific se thing

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tell me what it is

    teeell meee

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wont tell you wimble.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    (I do not know what is is either)

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    look at his hand

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Long fingers?

    Bent thumb?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I did look at his hand

    and the lines above his eyebrows

    and some other lines

    and now I think everything is a phenomenon this is not helping me

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The Phenomenon is indeed an SE++ thing. It is, so the old saying goes, when the PA characters hold their hand aloft as though they are holding a still beating heart.

    It was probably started by legendary poster boddah, who along with some other chums, started a bunch of crazy internet things here, like liming for truth.

    Tru facts!

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that's no way to hold a heart

    I spit on your customs!

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