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AriviaArivia I Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.

    Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.

    Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
    "I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
    "You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Okay I didn't realize there was a Kencyclopedia

    Arch, have I done something to wrong you? Did I perhaps insult your fiancee? Or kill one of your cats?

    No you just exposed me to my true self

    Are you sure? Because what I thought yesterday was simply a show of poor taste now looks like it was the build up to the expression of some truly offensive taste. As if you were attempting to take bad taste and weaponize it so that it could inflict harm on others. A perfect storm of truly bad taste intended to wipe out large swaths of the human race in a series of strokes as they attempt to choke back the anger and bile your taste is generating.

    See uh

    What you are saying, to me, sounds like a good idea

    It sounds like something a Kender would do

    Or maybe a (WoW) Gnome

    Arch on
  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I put the hach flag down here.

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.

    No clerics, foo!

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Lovin' this song, and also Brie Larson's vocals

    And Brie Larson is pretty awesome as well

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY

    Arch on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.

    Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.

    Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
    "I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
    "You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."

    Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I looked at that Kender site.

    After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hachface wrote: »
    Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.

    No clerics, foo!

    Man whatever
    Unlike most D&D settings, deities do not influence the world. However, in 2nd edition Dark Sun, people worship and receive power from other things:

    * Elemental Clerics draw their power from elemental sources and frequently come into conflict with one another.
    * Paraelemental Clerics draw their power from the paraelements (Sun, Silt, Rain, and Magma). These priests are fewer in number than elemental Clerics and often have similar abilities as the two closest elements. (Imagine a spectrum, similar to colors, that goes: Fire-Sun-Air-Rain-Water-Silt-Earth-Magma-Fire-Sun-...).
    * Druids, who draw their power from Nature (or what's left of it) and are often the most vocal and violent opponents of Defilers.
    * Templars are granted their power by the Sorcerer-Kings themselves.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.

    Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.

    Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
    "I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
    "You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."

    Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.

    See: Vampire, Malkavian

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah I'm probably beat, but it was a good try.

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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    woops oh well

    printing hello world in python
    print "Hello, World!"
    

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.

    No clerics, foo!

    Man whatever
    Unlike most D&D settings, deities do not influence the world. However, in 2nd edition Dark Sun, people worship and receive power from other things:

    * Elemental Clerics draw their power from elemental sources and frequently come into conflict with one another.
    * Paraelemental Clerics draw their power from the paraelements (Sun, Silt, Rain, and Magma). These priests are fewer in number than elemental Clerics and often have similar abilities as the two closest elements. (Imagine a spectrum, similar to colors, that goes: Fire-Sun-Air-Rain-Water-Silt-Earth-Magma-Fire-Sun-...).
    * Druids, who draw their power from Nature (or what's left of it) and are often the most vocal and violent opponents of Defilers.
    * Templars are granted their power by the Sorcerer-Kings themselves.

    That's 2e, man.

    You are out of date.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I looked at that Kender site.

    After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.

    A pest on two legs.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    dude i don't know kaleedity

    wikipedia is out of date

    i dont know these things

    Arch on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I looked at that Kender site.

    After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.

    A pest on two legs.

    :(

    Arch on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.

    No clerics, foo!

    Man whatever
    Unlike most D&D settings, deities do not influence the world. However, in 2nd edition Dark Sun, people worship and receive power from other things:

    * Elemental Clerics draw their power from elemental sources and frequently come into conflict with one another.
    * Paraelemental Clerics draw their power from the paraelements (Sun, Silt, Rain, and Magma). These priests are fewer in number than elemental Clerics and often have similar abilities as the two closest elements. (Imagine a spectrum, similar to colors, that goes: Fire-Sun-Air-Rain-Water-Silt-Earth-Magma-Fire-Sun-...).
    * Druids, who draw their power from Nature (or what's left of it) and are often the most vocal and violent opponents of Defilers.
    * Templars are granted their power by the Sorcerer-Kings themselves.

    You're both right... kinda.

    The Elemental Priest theme is how 4th Edition does the (Para)Elemental Cleric.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.

    Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.

    Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
    "I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
    "You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."

    Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.

    See: Vampire, Malkavian

    If we did a Venn diagram of the players of Kender and the players of Malkavian, it would be one circle.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I hate buck cherry. They're everything wrong with rock music.

    Man. The cocaine song was pretty bad. Then ten years later they got up one day and decided that they really needed everyone to remember them for being fucking terrible.

    And now we have this.

    Sheep on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    "Fight" (more of a misunderstanding) over. Weep, people in the pool (if there even is one.)

    Mori:
    <3<3<3 <3<3<3 <3<3<3
    <3<3<3 <3<3<3 <3<3<3
    <3<3<3 <3<3<3 <3<3<3

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    "Fight" (more of a misunderstanding) over. Weep, people in the pool (if there even is one.)

    Mori:
    <3<3<3 <3<3<3 <3<3<3
    <3<3<3 <3<3<3 <3<3<3
    <3<3<3 <3<3<3 <3<3<3

    Team Arch wins again

    Arch on
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is that python out of date or dark sun because all I know about dark sun is I had a bad ass one shot where I had a thri-kreen character in a non-darksun campaign that was trying to hide his extra limbs and physical ability so as to fit in better with humanity, and it was badass.

    It was really a part of another group's campaign but a number of us were given npc/pc-like roles for a couple of romps through a city. Fun shit.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Team Schadenfreude wins too. Turmoil fed the fires and the climax will be all the sweeter

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  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I looked at that Kender site.

    After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.

    A pest on two legs.

    :(

    Shhh, you are a copper dragon PRETENDING to be a Kender, don't forget.

    Galahad on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    pppppp

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    poo
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also why would you want to introduce some other race like gnomes or kender to dark sun when you can be a fucking praying mantis or lizard

    Arch on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Not chuck I recommend the Plaza, I've stayed their two years in a row, and despite the longest fucking crosswalk light in town right outside, its a quality place.

    Also next year I'll be a bit more social, I dodged the main group more then once due to issues. Also need to find some more pax buddies for my wife so she don't feel like she's tied to me.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I looked at that Kender site.

    After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.

    A pest on two legs.

    :(

    Shhh, you are a copper dragon PRETENDING to be a Kender, don't forget.

    Well duh kender sorcerer

    I mean uh

    Arch on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Also why would you want to introduce some other race like gnomes or kender to dark sun when you can be a fucking praying mantis or lizard

    4E gnomes in dark sun could be pretty rad.

    Kender can never be rad ever.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    [chat] I have a very important question for you

    Inner sphere or clan?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Man, I need to hang out with Nocturne now so I can hear all the good gossip

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aww, British Humour isn't as big a draw as it once was.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Team Schadenfreude wins too. Turmoil fed the fires and the climax will be all the sweeter

    You're cute. One of the things I love about my relationship with Mori is that we don't keep tallies or scores or whatever. Shit gets dealt with, we work it out, then it's done.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Man, I need to hang out with Nocturne now so I can hear all the good gossip

    He was pretty boss, we hung out most of the time we were down there so he might have missed out on the good stuff. (Like how Inq sold VH for some dice and a beta invite).

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    [chat] I have a very important question for you

    Inner sphere or clan?

    Inner Sphere

    A) underdogs

    B) not Hitler Youth

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So basically never let someone be a Kender? Personally they could be whatever they want, they'd just have to deal with me telling them "No."

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    [chat] I have a very important question for you

    Inner sphere or clan?

    Inner sphere. Death the filthy clanners.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    I tried to play Vampire once. It was a neat concept and it could have been fun, but everyone rolled the exact same character.

    Broody art fag or the streetwise gangsta.

    So I rolled a Tzimisce and basically pissed everyone off.

    Sheep on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Team Schadenfreude wins too. Turmoil fed the fires and the climax will be all the sweeter

    Man, you live a sweet life. You can't lose!

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    So basically never let someone be a Kender? Personally they could be whatever they want, they'd just have to deal with me telling them "No."

    Slaad would be less disruptive to the party.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aww, British Humour isn't as big a draw as it once was.

    I got the Rough Guide to England a couple of weeks ago.

    It has a section at the beginning which might as well be titled "how to interact with the English - a guide for foreigners". It's hilarious.

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