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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.
Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.
Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
"I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
"You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Arch, have I done something to wrong you? Did I perhaps insult your fiancee? Or kill one of your cats?
No you just exposed me to my true self
Are you sure? Because what I thought yesterday was simply a show of poor taste now looks like it was the build up to the expression of some truly offensive taste. As if you were attempting to take bad taste and weaponize it so that it could inflict harm on others. A perfect storm of truly bad taste intended to wipe out large swaths of the human race in a series of strokes as they attempt to choke back the anger and bile your taste is generating.
See uh
What you are saying, to me, sounds like a good idea
Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.
Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.
Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
"I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
"You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."
Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
I looked at that Kender site.
After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.
Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.
No clerics, foo!
Man whatever
Unlike most D&D settings, deities do not influence the world. However, in 2nd edition Dark Sun, people worship and receive power from other things:
* Elemental Clerics draw their power from elemental sources and frequently come into conflict with one another.
* Paraelemental Clerics draw their power from the paraelements (Sun, Silt, Rain, and Magma). These priests are fewer in number than elemental Clerics and often have similar abilities as the two closest elements. (Imagine a spectrum, similar to colors, that goes: Fire-Sun-Air-Rain-Water-Silt-Earth-Magma-Fire-Sun-...).
* Druids, who draw their power from Nature (or what's left of it) and are often the most vocal and violent opponents of Defilers.
* Templars are granted their power by the Sorcerer-Kings themselves.
Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.
Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.
Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
"I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
"You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."
Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.
See: Vampire, Malkavian
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.
No clerics, foo!
Man whatever
Unlike most D&D settings, deities do not influence the world. However, in 2nd edition Dark Sun, people worship and receive power from other things:
* Elemental Clerics draw their power from elemental sources and frequently come into conflict with one another.
* Paraelemental Clerics draw their power from the paraelements (Sun, Silt, Rain, and Magma). These priests are fewer in number than elemental Clerics and often have similar abilities as the two closest elements. (Imagine a spectrum, similar to colors, that goes: Fire-Sun-Air-Rain-Water-Silt-Earth-Magma-Fire-Sun-...).
* Druids, who draw their power from Nature (or what's left of it) and are often the most vocal and violent opponents of Defilers.
* Templars are granted their power by the Sorcerer-Kings themselves.
That's 2e, man.
You are out of date.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Also Dark Sun "priest of the primal elements" is covered by druids or shamans who take the "elemental priest" theme.
No clerics, foo!
Man whatever
Unlike most D&D settings, deities do not influence the world. However, in 2nd edition Dark Sun, people worship and receive power from other things:
* Elemental Clerics draw their power from elemental sources and frequently come into conflict with one another.
* Paraelemental Clerics draw their power from the paraelements (Sun, Silt, Rain, and Magma). These priests are fewer in number than elemental Clerics and often have similar abilities as the two closest elements. (Imagine a spectrum, similar to colors, that goes: Fire-Sun-Air-Rain-Water-Silt-Earth-Magma-Fire-Sun-...).
* Druids, who draw their power from Nature (or what's left of it) and are often the most vocal and violent opponents of Defilers.
* Templars are granted their power by the Sorcerer-Kings themselves.
You're both right... kinda.
The Elemental Priest theme is how 4th Edition does the (Para)Elemental Cleric.
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Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Kender are supposed to be childlike and spontaneous and their society has limited notions of personal property.
Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.
Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
"I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
"You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."
Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.
See: Vampire, Malkavian
If we did a Venn diagram of the players of Kender and the players of Malkavian, it would be one circle.
I hate buck cherry. They're everything wrong with rock music.
Man. The cocaine song was pretty bad. Then ten years later they got up one day and decided that they really needed everyone to remember them for being fucking terrible.
And now we have this.
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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
"Fight" (more of a misunderstanding) over. Weep, people in the pool (if there even is one.)
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kaleeditySometimes science is more art than scienceRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
Is that python out of date or dark sun because all I know about dark sun is I had a bad ass one shot where I had a thri-kreen character in a non-darksun campaign that was trying to hide his extra limbs and physical ability so as to fit in better with humanity, and it was badass.
It was really a part of another group's campaign but a number of us were given npc/pc-like roles for a couple of romps through a city. Fun shit.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
Team Schadenfreude wins too. Turmoil fed the fires and the climax will be all the sweeter
Not chuck I recommend the Plaza, I've stayed their two years in a row, and despite the longest fucking crosswalk light in town right outside, its a quality place.
Also next year I'll be a bit more social, I dodged the main group more then once due to issues. Also need to find some more pax buddies for my wife so she don't feel like she's tied to me.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Team Schadenfreude wins too. Turmoil fed the fires and the climax will be all the sweeter
You're cute. One of the things I love about my relationship with Mori is that we don't keep tallies or scores or whatever. Shit gets dealt with, we work it out, then it's done.
Man, I need to hang out with Nocturne now so I can hear all the good gossip
He was pretty boss, we hung out most of the time we were down there so he might have missed out on the good stuff. (Like how Inq sold VH for some dice and a beta invite).
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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Kender players use this as an excuse to be attention-whorish, "wacky," kleptomaniacs.
Like "Why did you just take that really expensive ring?"
"I'm a Kender! We don't understand property."
"You also don't care for monetary value, so it's interesting that you only kender the stuff that can be sold at the next town for mad bank."
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See uh
What you are saying, to me, sounds like a good idea
It sounds like something a Kender would do
Or maybe a (WoW) Gnome
No clerics, foo!
And Brie Larson is pretty awesome as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY
Don't forget that they always do it at the worst possible moment. That stolen ring incident wouldn't be in a town where they are just stopping for the night. Nope, it would be from the King that the party desperately needs help from.
After my brain stopped crying and working again I realised, I still don't know what they are.
Man whatever
See: Vampire, Malkavian
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
printing hello world in python
That's 2e, man.
You are out of date.
A pest on two legs.
wikipedia is out of date
i dont know these things
You're both right... kinda.
The Elemental Priest theme is how 4th Edition does the (Para)Elemental Cleric.
If we did a Venn diagram of the players of Kender and the players of Malkavian, it would be one circle.
Man. The cocaine song was pretty bad. Then ten years later they got up one day and decided that they really needed everyone to remember them for being fucking terrible.
And now we have this.
Mori:
<3<3 <3<3 <3<3
<3<3 <3<3 <3<3
<3<3 <3<3 <3<3
Team Arch wins again
It was really a part of another group's campaign but a number of us were given npc/pc-like roles for a couple of romps through a city. Fun shit.
Shhh, you are a copper dragon PRETENDING to be a Kender, don't forget.
Also next year I'll be a bit more social, I dodged the main group more then once due to issues. Also need to find some more pax buddies for my wife so she don't feel like she's tied to me.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Well duh kender sorcerer
I mean uh
4E gnomes in dark sun could be pretty rad.
Kender can never be rad ever.
Inner sphere or clan?
You're cute. One of the things I love about my relationship with Mori is that we don't keep tallies or scores or whatever. Shit gets dealt with, we work it out, then it's done.
He was pretty boss, we hung out most of the time we were down there so he might have missed out on the good stuff. (Like how Inq sold VH for some dice and a beta invite).
pleasepaypreacher.net
Inner Sphere
A) underdogs
not Hitler Youth
Inner sphere. Death the filthy clanners.
Broody art fag or the streetwise gangsta.
So I rolled a Tzimisce and basically pissed everyone off.
Man, you live a sweet life. You can't lose!
Slaad would be less disruptive to the party.
I got the Rough Guide to England a couple of weeks ago.
It has a section at the beginning which might as well be titled "how to interact with the English - a guide for foreigners". It's hilarious.