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Snuggie-Sutra [NSFW?]

TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/snuggie-sutra-incorporates-snuggie-into-sex/19676140?test=latestnews
Friedman and Morrison just released "The Snuggie Sutra" book, boasting never-before-seen positions for lovers and, as Friedman told AOL News, every single move in there is 100 percent "doable."

"We wanted to create positions that people could actually try at home. Sure, some require better-than-average physical dexterity and a low shame threshold, but they can be done," Friedman said.

And he should know. He's actually tried most of the Snuggie Sutra moves himself in his living room.
Friedman noted that having an authentic, trademark Snuggie is absolutely essential to Snuggie Sutra. Cheap knock-offs like the Slanket simply won't do.

"That's like drinking RC Cola and using store-brand condoms," Friedman said. "Sex in a Slanket just isn't the same. Plus, it's more romantic in a Snuggie because of the product's runaway success story."

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So guys... Whats your favorite Snuggie-Sutra position?

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the one where you rip the snuggie off and fuck em

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    now i can properly sex up your grandma

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the official sex handbook of middle age suburbia

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cheap knock-offs my ass.

    Snuggie is made of felt. Slanket is a real blanket.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is the book marketed by a video including a black-and-white portion in which ordinary people try sex and fail miserably

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    this is retarded

    not even in a funny way

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was about to try and make fun of this but then I read the article and began imagining someone in a position where they would buy a snuggie to try and save their marriage and I got depressed.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    is the book marketed by a video including a black-and-white portion in which ordinary people try sex and fail miserably
    "have you ever tried having sex but your balls were cold? do we have a solution for you!"

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I tell you what, nothing gets me harder than the runaway success story that is the Snuggie.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    who the fuck buys a snuggie
    that is the most fucking retarded thing a person can buy

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    is the book marketed by a video including a black-and-white portion in which ordinary people try sex and fail miserably
    "have you ever tried having sex but your balls were cold? do we have a solution for you!"

    I'm imagining a man jabbing his penis into a woman's thigh several times, then throwing his arms up in exasperation

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i'm mad about snuggies

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    who the fuck buys a snuggie
    that is the most fucking retarded thing a person can buy

    Not by a long shot

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have sex with my wife through the hanging sheet that separates us in the bed.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    is the book marketed by a video including a black-and-white portion in which ordinary people try sex and fail miserably
    "have you ever tried having sex but your balls were cold? do we have a solution for you!"

    I'm imagining a man jabbing his penis into a woman's thigh several times, then throwing his arms up in exasperation

    condoms come shooting out of their packets like little snakes

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    put on a fucking jacket you assholes

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    who the fuck buys a snuggie
    that is the most fucking retarded thing a person can buy

    what about the sleep burkha thing

    or battery powered scissors

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    who the fuck buys a snuggie
    that is the most fucking retarded thing a person can buy

    what about the sleep burkha thing

    or battery powered scissors

    Can you fuck someone with those?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd like to take GeoMitch into a Spencer's Gifts to see him fall to the floor twitching until blood comes out of his nose

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fuck products

    just fuck em all

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I won a Snuggie once at drag queen bingo. Who wants to try out some of these positions?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    fuck products

    just fuck em all

    imagine I posted a link to the fleshlight website here

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm waiting for the Slap Chop sex book, myself

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    I'm waiting for the Slap Chop sex book, myself

    something something "you're gonna love my nuts"

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    I'm waiting for the Slap Chop sex book, myself

    You know the germans make good stuff.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    suck my dick consumerismmmm

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    I'd like to take GeoMitch into a Spencer's Gifts to see him fall to the floor twitching until blood comes out of his nose

    that store is kind of like Honest Ed's from Scott Pilgrim

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    suck my dick consumerismmmm

    For 2 easy payments of 19.95* they will!


    *plus shipping and handling

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    "We wanted to create positions that people could actually try at home. Sure, some require better-than-average physical dexterity and a low shame threshold, but they can be done," Friedman said.

    I think the low shame threshold isn't a problem considering that the person bought a snuggie in the first place.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    They sell portable stripper poles at Spencer's. That does not sound terribly safe.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Portable strippers however...

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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Guys my local walmart carries Camouflage snuggies.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Portable strippers however...

    I don't think I'd pay very much for a non-portable stripper.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tip: for instant fun, pretend you can't see anything printed in camo
    works great with dudes who wear camo pants

    "dude WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS"

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Portable strippers however...

    I don't think I'd pay very much for a non-portable stripper.

    What does that even mean? It evokes images of Gilbert Grape's mom... *shudder*

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Talkc wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Portable strippers however...

    I don't think I'd pay very much for a non-portable stripper.

    What does that even mean? It evokes images of Gilbert Grape's mom... *shudder*

    I don't think she is physically capable of removing her clothing in an erotic fashion or otherwise. I just assumed a non-portable stripper was bolted to the floor.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    is the book marketed by a video including a black-and-white portion in which ordinary people try sex and fail miserably

    I love this video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the fact that "what's eating gilbert's grape" isn't a porn title yet is disappointing to say the least

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    the fact that "what's eating gilbert's grape" isn't a porn title yet is disappointing to say the least

    GILBUR!!!!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah but that could be part of the joke.

    See the guy could be Gilbert Godfried.

    Just imagine the sales of people who are morbidly curious to see his O face.

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