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Want to meeting people on the internet.

bhv0028bhv0028 __BANNED USERS new member
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
I know how important our role is in helping you meet someone for the right relationship and we are committed to seeing the job through. That's why I have increased our advertising campaigns by 20% this quarter, expanded our member success hours and invested more money on our software application so we can provide you with a more user friendly experience. Greatness doesn't happen over night. Greatness happens minute by minute, hour by hour, day by day. Every minute of every hour and every hour of every day all of us at The Relationship Company have a purpose that goes beyond making money. Our purpose is to help you meet someone for the right relationship!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    im dating guy named bhv0028

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Davoid wrote: »
    im dating guy named bhv0028

    What? But... I'M dating a guy named bhv0028!

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    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm dating bhv0027

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm dating bhv0027

    Is that bhv0028's brother? They look kinda similar.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    man if this is expanding your advertising budget by 20% for the quarter, I'd hate to see their dev budget

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  • DeliciousTacosDeliciousTacos Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    "Minute by minute, hour by hour, day by day, every minute of every hour and every hour of every day" is kind of a tongue twister for a company slogan

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    bizzaro stormy in 3...2...

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    *gasp!* all that mustache twirling and evil cackling was a sure sign!

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i m bhv0026

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mostlyjoe13 wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm dating bhv0027

    Is that bhv0028's brother? They look kinda similar.

    No, it's actually bhv0072 his evil twin! *cue's dramatic music* But he forgot who he was and thought he was bhv0027! What about the children! *more dramatic music...work that fake pipe organ*

    Does he work for MI6?

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is this a cybersex thread

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    this is a thread for want to meeting people on the internet

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Should I get out my robe and wizard hat?

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mostlyjoe13 wrote: »
    Sir Platypus wrote: »
    is this a cybersex thread

    YAY PLATYPUS! *wait, what was I talking about?*

    you are sitting on the couch. I am standing behind you wearing only my finest stockings and a Power Puff Girls t-shirt that is several sizes to small for me. There is a pineapple.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the rules thread wrote:
    Do Not Post In Spam Threads
    You have a report button for a reason.

    god dammit guys knock this shit off. Press the report button and let it sink. The longer it's on the front page before it's deleted the more pageviews the spammer gets.

    #pipe on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I've met enough people from the internet, thank you very much.

    Never again.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I've met enough people from the internet, thank you very much.

    Never again.

    : (

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I've met enough people from the internet, thank you very much.

    Never again.

    : (

    : (

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    their members don't play games

    sorry this is the wrong place for your company bhv

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I've met enough people from the internet, thank you very much.

    Never again.

    : (

    : (

    *huff* fiiine how much is a ticket to Sheffield?

    and Swill, you should've thought about the consequences of your actions before you walked away from that toilet.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    well i am going to interperet it as you have met me from the internet so you will

    never again

    meet someone else because it will pale in comparison

    (literally because i am white as a ghost)

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i had such a good time hanging out with bad beat i went bald beforehand

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • Mr. ClarkMr. Clark Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I've met enough people from the internet, thank you very much.

    Never again.


    I second that. For freinds it sucks because they're never in your area, and for relationships it sucks because they're never in your area.

    I once wasted $400 in plane tickets for some girl on the internet. True story. Knew her for years.

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    They're just animals. How could they cut the power?
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well when I went to old London town it was about £30. So £60 return. That is a lot of money!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i have had a good time the two times i met people from the internet

    made me want to meet...more people...

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Well when I went to old London town it was about £30. So £60 return. That is a lot of money!

    cor blimey, guv'nor

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    bhv0028 wrote: »
    I know how important our role is in helping you meet someone for the right relationship and we are committed to seeing the job through. That's why I have increased our advertising campaigns by 20% this quarter, expanded our member success hours and invested more money on our software application so we can provide you with a more user friendly experience. Greatness doesn't happen over night. Greatness happens minute by minute, hour by hour, day by day. Every minute of every hour and every hour of every day all of us at The Relationship Company have a purpose that goes beyond making money. Our purpose is to help you meet someone for the right relationship!

    Please to be hear from you. I am lonely male and look for fun times, walks on beach, and other relation ships. Unfortunate, my money is trap in Nigeria bank and I require help move it to pay for you service. Please be send bank details to lonelynigerian242@hotmail.com

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    i have had a good time the two times i met people from the internet

    made me want to meet...more people...

    Wasn't there some sort of discussion about pool night or something?

    That's a concept I could get behind.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Should just turn this into an OKCupid thread

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