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George Foreman [CHAT]ing
Evil Multifarious
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I think there might be some information about the illustrious George Foreman that you need to know.
George Foreman was born in 1847, to a father and three mothers. Lying in a triangle in the middle of a field during a terrible storm, these three women split open like dropped watermelons to produce George, whose father was a time-travelling Greek god from the future, which is actually our past.
Having been born a fully grown man, George did not need a home or parents; instead, he wandered the countryside, sleeping inside slain bears. George did not need money, for most people’s hearts would simply explode upon looking at him, at which point he would help himself to a bed or hayloft, which made fine meals. Those who withstood his appearance could be bought by three or four of his chest hairs, each of which was worth nineteen pounds sterling.
In 1892, after turning the Pacific ocean into whiskey and then drinking it, George engaged in a drunken brawl with the moon and, for his hubris, was hurled deep into the earth.
Finally emerging in western Germany in 1905, George soon encountered a young Adolf Hitler and, immediately ascertaining his villainy, he struck him so hard in the chin that Hitler was sent several decades into the future. This event was certainly the catalyst that sparked George’ s interest in boxing as a sport, although as we all know, Hitler’s chrono-alloy robot frame allowed him to withstand the assault, even as his head – brilliant orator that it was – was detached from his body.
Following this, George contracted the rare megalitis disease, which causes the body to swell to immense proportions; he was mistaken for a mountain range several times by tourists who were, no doubt, foreign. After a brief convalescence, he cured himself through sheer force of will. Of course, he was forever known as “Big George.” His head never quite recovered.
In 1969, he finally began his boxing career, killing each of his opponents with the first blow and immediately replacing their corpses with elaborately constructed disguises filled with bees, which obeyed his every command. George’s unique relationship with bees remains a mystery to this day.
In 1994, Big George introduced the Foreman Grill, which has a decorative plug but is actually powered by George’s forehead, which flexes 97 002 times per second. Every savoury piece of meat you relish after grilling on a Foreman Grill is in fact marinated in his sweat – but don’t be concerned; it is a natural aphrodesiac, and although it gives you cancer within ten to fifteen minutes, it also gives you a super-cancer which consumes the existing cancer and leaves little or no trace of the previous infected cells.
These days, George spends his time standing behind you and leaving menacing reflections you can only see in your peripheral vision, which is part of the ritual that gives him his power.
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Where's a picture of the grill.
All the meat stuck to the hot bit and got horribly burnt.
We have learned from our terrible transgression.
Second one....wow...that was actually good. Its like some one told the creators to stop being pussies and cutting themselves and write a coherent story. I am actually surprised.
Also the fights were fuck awesome.
Your mother was a Heretic and punished for her non-Foreman ways.
Welcome back to the fold.
:^:
no idea what you mean.
I am giving you so much shit right now.
The fights were fun though, that's it.
and sarks sucks
i was doing research for all this and piecing it together while reviewing George Foreman Boxing for the SNES
unfortunately the big GF was watching me and destroyed each piece of data after i had finished using it, to make me look like a lunatic or a liar
Daaaaang.
I never played Ocarina or Mask but (I have read about the storylines of both) I found the story of Majora's Mask to be compelling.
It was a really melancholy game in general. Definitely my favorite of all time. It has, of course, aged badly, but unlike Ocariana of Time, it was designed for that RAM expansion thing, so it has double the resolution of most N64 games. Makes it still playable today.
I never got around to playing it
now that I think about it I dont think I ever really played Ocarina through from start to finish
or WW
My Zelda experiences jumped straight from SNES Zelda to Twilight Princess
[ i] [/ i] is hard?
Thom: Keith also started doing TV stuff eight years before he was on Sajak's show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoDbX1EkPQ
I...
That's a satire piece, right?
Right
Your face was fucking terrible.
Also terrible: Necrons. Get out of here Necrons, no one wants you.
it's a good deal harder than earthbound too, and I haven't even gotten to the end game
what is this was business. it's not like it's in the past. it's the one true constant we have on this board
It's pointed out in the article. But the chances to make Pat Sajak jokes are few and far between.
And no I won't link to any of them, you'll only mock me.
Oh man yes, it is so good
The difficulty I hadn't really noticed much, but endgame Earthbound was definitely easier.
I think Mother 3 was pretty consistently challenging, but then in Earthbound I avoided as much as possible the first time I played and it coloured my perception of it as fuck-off hard when I was too weak to bash stuff until the later parts.