ITT there is a lack of sister tits...

Tiger_ArmyGTR

SO last night, im sleeping peacefully, when suddenly i heard pounding on my front door accompanied by some hysterical crying. So i open the door and my sister stumbles in all fraked out. It seems that on her way home from work (she works as a waitress at a "gentleman's club") she was pulled over TWICE. First let me explain a few things. My sister is on probation for a DWI AND cocaine posession (which is actually was due to the cops finding a baggy with cocaine residue in it, that my sister's ex-friend left in there). She is not allowed to work in places that serve alchohol as it is. ALSO the car she was driving has stolen registration stickers and no insurance. SOME HOW she got off both times Scot-fucking-free. So at 4AM this morning i'm staring down at my crying sister asking " so you got pulled over twice, and didn't end up in jail? THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING???" I still don't know what the fuck all the hysterics were all about.

ITT we discuss our close calls with jail time OR things that landed us in jail.

Callius

God, this reminds me of my sister... let's not go there...

Butters

I was wondering by my cop roommate came home with a look of sexual satisfaction on his face.

GABBO GABBO GABBO

This has nothing to do with ridin dirty.

Jennifer

Good lord man.

GABBO GABBO GABBO

Also, butters is saying that your sister blew those cops.
He's probably right.

lostwords

This should be a crazy sister thread. I know a few of you guys have some crazy ones (Defender, Callius, etc).

I am jealous, because my sister is a boring studious asian college girl who's only crazy is for white dudes.

naporeon

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

So i open the door and my sister stumbles in all fraked out.

Lord Dave

naporeon wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

So i open the door and my sister stumbles in all fraked out.

the end

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Butters wrote:

I was wondering by my cop roommate came home with a look of sexual satisfaction on his face.

Classy.


Well, for my part in this discussion? Right now i have 4 warrants for my arrest for not showing up to traffic court. So there is that. Other than that all i have to contribute is stories of evading arrest following multiple acts of vandalism in my early teens. I'll post those later though.

Callius

lostwords wrote:

This should be a crazy sister thread. I know a few of you guys have some crazy ones (Defender, Callius, etc).

I am jealous, because my sister is a boring studious asian college girl who's only crazy is for white dudes.

Shit yo, what's the digits?

potatoe

i'm a good little boy who has never done anything illegal or immoral

xeroismygod

So you failed to appear 4 separate times for 4 infractions? Good god man.

babyeatingjesus

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

xeroismygod

Callius wrote:

lostwords wrote:

This should be a crazy sister thread. I know a few of you guys have some crazy ones (Defender, Callius, etc).

I am jealous, because my sister is a boring studious asian college girl who's only crazy is for white dudes.

Shit yo, what's the digits?

Stand down man, that is a recipe for disaster.

lostwords

Callius wrote:

lostwords wrote:

This should be a crazy sister thread. I know a few of you guys have some crazy ones (Defender, Callius, etc).

I am jealous, because my sister is a boring studious asian college girl who's only crazy is for white dudes.

Shit yo, what's the digits?

1-800-BUKKAKE

naporeon

lostwords wrote:

This should be a crazy sister thread. I know a few of you guys have some crazy ones (Defender, Callius, etc).

I am jealous, because my sister is a boring studious asian college girl who's only crazy is for white dudes.

See, the problem is that my sister isn't cute-and-funny story crazy.

She's just actual crazy.

Darth Waiter

Tiger_ArmyGTR, which club does your sister work at? This is very important. I might know her.

Brolo

I've never been pulled over, ticketed, arrested, charged with anything, or been convicted.

Gafoto

Butters

Manifest wrote:

Also, butters is saying that your sister blew those cops.
He's probably right.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go - downtown

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR, which club does your sister work at? This is very important. I might know her.

She worked at Cover Girls, but that place caught fire...dunno where she's at now.

Callius

lostwords wrote:

Callius wrote:

lostwords wrote:

This should be a crazy sister thread. I know a few of you guys have some crazy ones (Defender, Callius, etc).

I am jealous, because my sister is a boring studious asian college girl who's only crazy is for white dudes.

Shit yo, what's the digits?

1-800-BUKKAKE

I'd call that in a second if she looked anything like you, my little sugar-glider of love.

Tiger_ArmyGTR

xeroismygod wrote:

So you failed to appear 4 separate times for 4 infractions? Good god man.

No i failed to appear once for my hearing regarding 3 ticket.

so 1 warrant for failure to appear and 3 for the tickets.

Darth Waiter

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR, which club does your sister work at? This is very important. I might know her.

She worked at Cover Girls, but that place caught fire...dunno where she's at now.

There are several gentleman's clubs in Houston where I am greeted like a returning fucking war hero. I spent waaaaaayyyyy too much time in them thanks to being a bartender; strippers love men who can pour a free drink. I wonder why that is.

Butters

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

sark

my sister is a neo-con that hates gay people and is prejudice against muslims.

her main goal in life right now is to pound out babies, plus adopt one from china. crazy christian with an unhealthy child fetish, imo.

she's about as useful to society as your alcoholic coke head sister.

PiptheFair

Butters wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

I fucked both of them in the ass

Redeemer

My sister hates minorities and rapes bunnies

naporeon

sark wrote:

my sister is a neo-con that hates gay people and is prejudice against muslims.

her main goal in life right now is to pound out babies, plus adopt one from china. crazy christian with an unhealthy child fetish, imo.

she's about as useful to society as your alcoholic coke head sister.

Oh hey. Let's lock our sisters in room together.

We might solve both of our problems.

Butters

PipTheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

I fucked both of them in the ass

Shut up, dad!

PiptheFair

Butters wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

I fucked both of them in the ass

Shut up, dad!

mow the lawn

Dex Dynamo

I go to college, and my brothers are in the air force.

We're fascinating.

ascot

Redeemer wrote:

My sister hates minorities and rapes bunnies

is she single?

i don't partcularly like bunnies anyway.

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR, which club does your sister work at? This is very important. I might know her.

She worked at Cover Girls, but that place caught fire...dunno where she's at now.

There are several gentleman's clubs in Houston where I am greeted like a returning fucking war hero. I spent waaaaaayyyyy too much time in them thanks to being a bartender; strippers love men who can pour a free drink. I wonder why that is.

It'd prolly be easier if you told me which ones you worked at. She used to dance at GiGi's Cabaret (where Anna Nicole Smith danced when she was attractive) though all jokes aside she was only dancing at the time because she went through a divorce and has sole custody of her two kids and had to move back to texas without a dime to her name.

Butters

PipTheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

I fucked both of them in the ass

Shut up, dad!

mow the lawn

It's covered in snow you crazy old man!

Gafoto

Post pictures of your sisters tits

PiptheFair

Butters wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

I fucked both of them in the ass

Shut up, dad!

mow the lawn

It's covered in snow you crazy old man!

fetch me another beer then you accident

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Redeemer

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

ChicoBlue

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

It'd prolly be easier if you told me which ones you worked at. She used to dance at GiGi's Cabaret (where Anna Nicole Smith danced when she was attractive) though all jokes aside she was only dancing at the time because she went through a divorce and has sole custody of her two kids and had to move back to texas without a dime to her name.

That sounds kind of like a movie I once saw...