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FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited December 2010 in Social Entropy++
RRRRAGRRGHGHA DRAGONS

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I AM A DRAGON

LOOK AT ME

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In "Choice of the Dragon" you can play as a fire-breathing dragon who sleeps on gold and kidnaps princesses for fun. My dragon was actually doing really fucking well until my aspirations of godhood got my head chopped off.

Let's talk about interactive fiction games. And dragons.

Hey Satan!
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have some fun with this

    http://www.projectaon.org/staff/david/

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    why does this thing have iOS and Android apps

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    erotic fiction you say?

    wait

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    why does this thing have iOS and Android apps

    dragons demand the latest in smartphone technology

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    fuck yeah dragons

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I tried to be as honorable as possible

    which got a lot of my treasure stolen, gave me some nasty wounds, and lost me a mate

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's dragons, and there's Dragon Gods.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I tried to be as honorable as possible

    which got a lot of my treasure stolen, gave me some nasty wounds, and lost me a mate

    Story of my life.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kenneth Eng wrote:
    RRRRAGRRGHGHA DRAGONS

    also there are dragons in this game which is free and incredible and everyone should be playing it

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    Kenneth Eng wrote:
    RRRRAGRRGHGHA DRAGONS

    also there are dragons in this game which is free and incredible and everyone should be playing it

    oh man i was trying to think of a good pic for the op

    thanks

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    aint no chinese myth dragons

    what is this
    henry zhao's textbook?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Turambar wrote: »
    fuck yeah dragons

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    is it just me or does that book sound like it's ripping the concept from Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders series

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    fuck yeah dragons

    959759477_6Cf3c-L.jpg

    is it just me or does that book sound like it's ripping the concept from Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders series

    does that book have as many dragons in it though?

    clearly that makes this the superior literature

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I currently have a Human spying for me in the Capitol City as I go about conquering the lesser human settlements.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    why does this thing have iOS and Android apps

    I bet you have a windows mobile phone

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this is wonderful

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh shit. this is on android?
    gonna be a dragon!

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hm. I appear to be stuck at an endless loading bar.

    Just as I was becoming successful!

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it broke and got stuck loading after i received a hefty tribute for something or other
    lame

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh hey hi5 butler

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I stopped playing this when it tried to ask me about the sexism of kidnapping only princesses

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    why does this thing have iOS and Android apps

    I bet you have a windows mobile phone

    screw that, I have an Android phone

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DRAGON DRAGON

    ROCK THE DRAGON

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    fuck, I'm already stuck!

    http://www.choiceofgames.com/
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    Choice of Romance

    Play as a young courtier who catches the monarch's eye. Will you find true love? Gain a crown? Lose your head? A text-based multiple-choice game of romance, deception and court intrigue.

    OR
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    Choice of the Vampire

    Begin your two-hundred year journey as a vampire in New Orleans, 1815; choose whether you will seek love, power or redemption as you negotiate the growing-pains of the young Republic.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just conquered the kingdom.

    I didn't give the Queen any time to betray me after I demanded an immediate answer so now she lives on in my jewel encrusted poop.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I ate the queen before she could finish introducing herself.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    RubberAC wrote: »
    oh hey hi5 butler

    Refreshing the page worked for me. It doesn't restart the game, apparently.

    Also: Finesse is the way to go.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I played it very disdainfully and cunningly until the queen herself came to parley and I gobbled them all up

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Some heroes showed up. A paladin, wizard, priest and bard. I gathered intel on them and discovered that they were tough. So I decided to capture a princess to force them to attempt a rescue. She offered me fat loot to let her go but I didn't. The heroes arrived and I promptly devoured the Princess in front of them before they had a chance to do anything.

    They freaked out and turned tail. I then slaughter everyone but the Bard. Now she is spreading tells of my might and dominion.

    I am the best freaking dragon.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.choiceofgames.com/romance/

    class: skank

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    Hey Satan!
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Some heroes showed up. A paladin, wizard, priest and bard. I gathered intel on them and discovered that they were tough. So I decided to capture a princess to force them to attempt a rescue. She offered me fat loot to let her go but I didn't. The heroes arrived and I promptly devoured the Princess in front of them before they had a chance to do anything.

    They freaked out and turned tail. I then slaughter everyone but the Bard. Now she is spreading tells of my might and dominion.

    I am the best freaking dragon.

    oh

    they just keep taking my stuff

    damn adventurers

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A young Goblin has come to me after training and wishes to go out and do shit in my name.

    I know have a champion.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Now I am worshiped as their one true God. My tributes have went up significantly.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wait for it...

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This game is awesome!

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    http://www.choiceofgames.com/romance/

    class: skank

    what do they mean I need to wait for part 2

    I was romancing the queen, dammit

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    All I want to do is burn shit and sleep on this immense pile of gold and treasure I've acquired over the past few centuries, but all these goody-goody white knight adventurers won't leave well enough fucking alone.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also some asshole midget with an invisibility ring stole one of my gold chalices whilst sprouting a bunch of cryptic riddles.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This game is too short. I went to hibernate and it ends after that.

    I want more dammit

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    This game is too short. I went to hibernate and it ends after that.

    I want more dammit

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