Assange Arrainged, Arrested; Assures Associates

LanglyLangly Registered User regular
edited December 2010 in Social Entropy++
So the wikileaks guy was arrested this morning, and the British court has denied his bail. Discuss the probability of his bond villain esque doomsday file.

Or other international stuff, whatever.

Edit: Langly lacks linguistic license

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is he charged with?

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    "Oi, mate - you're nicked!"

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    "Oi, mate - you're nicked!"

    God I hope they really said that.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    a submarine full of ninjas will save him.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    First they had to enquire wot was going on 'ere, then.

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    Apparently it was actually "sex by surprise." O_o Reportedly it was consensual, so I'm not really sure what the deal is.

    Also, Langly, w.r.t. the thread title, did you mean "arraigned?"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    If that's not an indy band name, it should be.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I meant what my spell checker told me

    Fuck this gay technology

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I mean they may have arranged him too, I don't know!

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    "Oi, mate - you're nicked!"

    God I hope they really said that.

    Probably not :(

    He agreed to meet them apparently.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Considering he turned himself in I think he doubts that he'll be extradited to the US.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rape in Sweden and the Tralalala Band

    Our first hit single is "Sex by Surprise"

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I only said I done it so they'd take me willy out the light socket...

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah, I think what happened is he went in to talk and they were like "you know that surprise sex you had? This is going to be kind of like that in several ways"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Rape in Sweden and the Tralalala Band

    Our first hit single is "Sex by Surprise"

    Can I play synth in the band?

    Actually, the whole band is synth players and 2 bassists.

    Then some kind of hot but kind of weird overly tattooed and/or pierced chick on lead vocals.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Proper fucked now




    Ya like dags?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well

    Assange being arrested.

    You know someone said to me that they will laugh their head off when this turns out to be all a big attempt to shut down wikileaks.

    I asked him whether he would laugh if it turned out to be true

    he shut up then

    I know I am such a tough guy. People on the internet, fear my toughness

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Considering he turned himself in I think he doubts that he'll be extradited to the US.

    Straight to Gitmo for some intense WaterboardingLeaks

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  • humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Proper fucked now




    Ya like dags?

    I watched this last night

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So does he release the secret key now?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope he doesn't get extradited to the U.S. how much money does someone want to bet that before his "rape victim" dies she writes a book or leaks that the government paid her to say that she was raped so they could bring this guy in.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    Apparently it was actually "sex by surprise." O_o Reportedly it was consensual, so I'm not really sure what the deal is.

    Also, Langly, w.r.t. the thread title, did you mean "arraigned?"

    Sex was consensual until the girl discovered he wasn't wearing a condom and after she asked him he wouldn't stop.

    Or thats what they are saying now.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Wow, do people really think the U.S. is behind the rape charges in Sweden?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope he doesn't get extradited to the U.S. how much money does someone want to bet that before his "rape victim" dies she writes a book or leaks that the government paid her to say that she was raped so they could bring this guy in.

    I will bet you a million internet dollars that this is not the case (the internet dollars to pound exchange rate current stands at million internet dollars = 0 pounds)

    But I would not be so sure that this is all dodgy moves by the powers that be.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The worst thing about this is WikiLeaks is going to be torn down before he can release those bank documents.

    I mean, aside from the girl who was raped, this is the worst thing.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So does he release the secret key now?

    Yes.

    The result is secret photos of GWB, Cheney, Bill Clinton, Obama, Sarah Palin, and Nancy Pelosi having an orgy on Air Force One while doing solid gold cocaine using a rolled up constitution as the straw.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Wow, do people really think the U.S. is behind the rape charges in Sweden?

    Nah, just depending on how this pans out I want to have all my bases covered. I don't think I'm right... but if I am

    :gloatersgonnagloat:

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So does he release the secret key now?

    Yes.

    The result is secret photos of GWB, Cheney, Bill Clinton, Obama, Sarah Palin, and Nancy Pelosi having an orgy on Air Force One while doing solid gold cocaine using a rolled up constitution as the straw.

    You've been reading my political fan fiction!

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    Apparently it was actually "sex by surprise." O_o Reportedly it was consensual, so I'm not really sure what the deal is.

    Also, Langly, w.r.t. the thread title, did you mean "arraigned?"

    Sex was consensual until the girl discovered he wasn't wearing a condom and after she asked him he wouldn't stop.

    Or thats what they are saying now.

    Well you see that is rape right there.

    Look all I am saying is

    maybe this isn't all anti-wikileaks etc

    maybe Julian Assange is getting arrested for rape

    because he raped someone.

    Solar on
  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The U.S. is all powerful Druhim.

    We can do anything.

    Sticks on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    Apparently it was actually "sex by surprise." O_o Reportedly it was consensual, so I'm not really sure what the deal is.

    Also, Langly, w.r.t. the thread title, did you mean "arraigned?"

    Sex was consensual until the girl discovered he wasn't wearing a condom and after she asked him he wouldn't stop.

    Or thats what they are saying now.

    Well you see that is rape right there.

    Look all I am saying is

    maybe this isn't all anti-wikileaks etc

    maybe Julian Assange is getting arrested for rape

    because he raped someone.

    I don't think anyone was suggesting this?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So does he release the secret key now?

    Yes.

    The result is secret photos of GWB, Cheney, Bill Clinton, Obama, Sarah Palin, and Nancy Pelosi having an orgy on Air Force One while doing solid gold cocaine using a rolled up constitution as the straw.

    You've been reading my political fan fiction!

    I'm your biggest fan.

    That stuff about the secret affair between Condi Rice and John Kerry still makes me smile.

    Hunter on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Wow, do people really think the U.S. is behind the rape charges in Sweden?

    well seeing how interpol and various international security forces have him on a list for a crime that almost never warrants such attention it's not really that farfetched an idea.

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    Apparently it was actually "sex by surprise." O_o Reportedly it was consensual, so I'm not really sure what the deal is.

    Also, Langly, w.r.t. the thread title, did you mean "arraigned?"

    Sex was consensual until the girl discovered he wasn't wearing a condom and after she asked him he wouldn't stop.

    Or thats what they are saying now.

    Yeah, I dunno. If he did something skeevy, he should be held responsible for sure... but the political clusterfuck surrounding the whole thing pretty much makes it impossible to trust anyone involved.

    I'm glad I won't be on the jury for that trial, is what I'm saying.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sticks wrote: »
    The U.S. is all powerful Druhim.

    We can do anything.

    We're also dumb cowboy hicks who fuck up everything we touch. I don't know how it works, but apparently we're good at it.

    Hunter on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Wow, do people really think the U.S. is behind the rape charges in Sweden?

    well seeing how interpol and various international security forces have him on a list for a crime that almost never warrants such attention it's not really that farfetched an idea.

    So the US can now dictate to interpol and various international security forces what they have to do because some guy gave out bad press on the intertrons and told people the US thinks they're poopy heads?

    Hunter on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    what is he charged with?

    Rape in Sweden

    Apparently it was actually "sex by surprise." O_o Reportedly it was consensual, so I'm not really sure what the deal is.

    Also, Langly, w.r.t. the thread title, did you mean "arraigned?"

    Sex was consensual until the girl discovered he wasn't wearing a condom and after she asked him he wouldn't stop.

    Or thats what they are saying now.

    Well you see that is rape right there.

    Look all I am saying is

    maybe this isn't all anti-wikileaks etc

    maybe Julian Assange is getting arrested for rape

    because he raped someone.

    It certainly wouldn't surprise me if he had. But I'd be intrigued to know if Interpol put this much effort into apprehending less infamous, but more dangerous, serial rapists.

    tynic on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    The U.S. is all powerful Druhim.

    We can do anything.

    We're also dumb cowboy hicks who fuck up everything we touch. I don't know how it works, but apparently we're good at it.

    we can do anything, provided we fuck it up

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wow, do people really think the U.S. isn't behind the rape charges in Sweden?

    8-)

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