Pilates of the Caribbean 4: ON STRANGER TIDES

Grey Ghost

I loved all 3 of the others, 2 and 3 to lesser extents than the first one

I can perfectly understand why others might dislike them but I still had a blast
The waterwheel swordfight is still hells of cool

Also mermaids will fuck you up

Antimatter

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Guys these are almost certainly voodoo zombies, not Romero-type zombies

Oh, I could tell

it's just a little old

also those mermaids looked topless
they've gotten away with tits in pg-13 movies before SO HERE'S HOPING

AMP'd

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Guys these are almost certainly voodoo zombies, not Romero-type zombies

thank you

Nastyman

Antimatter wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Guys these are almost certainly voodoo zombies, not Romero-type zombies

Oh, I could tell

it's just a little old

also those mermaids looked topless
they've gotten away with tits in pg-13 movies before SO HERE'S HOPING

This is a disney movie...

Also, pirates are terrible, awful people. Scum of the earth really.

and quit hatin on voodoo zombies.

Draper

This looks great, more like PotC 1 than 2 or 3. And I think it's worth mentioning that Johnny Depp got payed $50 million dollars for this.

DrIanMalcolm

One of my problems with the second and third films is that Sparrow's character became somewhat of a parody of himself. Like after seeing the money flowing in, Diseny executive were all, "OH WAIT, PEOPLE LIKE IT, LET'S RAMP IT UP!"

Same thing happened with Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

cj iwakura

The biggest problem with the second film was no Rush. #3 fixed that handily. Let's hope he can save #4.

lostwords

but ace venture: when nature calls was awesome bumblebee tuna

Penguin Incarnate

I want to get angry at the very concept of a 4th Pirates movie, but then I realized something, anyone who pays to see Pirates 4 is going to get exactly what they paid for. They're going to get exactly what they deserve.

Also, is this going to be in 3d or not?

Lastly, you tell that child no hard feelings

Futore

At my restaurant, I was serving a family of haitians who spoke rather broken english. The patriarch did not find it very amusing that we have a pizza called the Zombie Carnivore.

I had to explain to him how dumb and silly my bosses were for naming things the way they do.

Nastyman

Futore wrote: »

At my restaurant, I was serving a family of haitians who spoke rather broken english. The patriarch did not find it very amusing that we have a pizza called the Zombie Carnivore.

I had to explain to him how dumb and silly my bosses were for naming things the way they do.

Yeah, Zombivore rolls right off the tongue. Really missed an opportunity there.

Lord Dave

Futore wrote: »

At my restaurant, I was serving a family of haitians who spoke rather broken english. The patriarch did not find it very amusing that we have a pizza called the Zombie Carnivore.

I had to explain to him how dumb and silly my bosses were for naming things the way they do.

Was he offended by the pizza because of his proud necromantic traditions?

Penguin Incarnate

What he's leaving out is the guy was a Haitian vegan.

Lord Dave

Hey man don't name this pizza Dracula's Delight, don't you know the Munsters come in here every Tuesday?
Have some damn tact, asshole

Penguin Incarnate

DrIanMalcolm wrote: »

One of my problems with the second and third films is that Sparrow's character became somewhat of a parody of himself. Like after seeing the money flowing in, Diseny executive were all, "OH WAIT, PEOPLE LIKE IT, LET'S RAMP IT UP!"

Yes. Yes exactly.

QuestionMarkMan

Seriously if any of you guys like McShane you are required to see 44 Inch Chest.

All of McShane's monologues are fantastic.

Avraham

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

I only saw Pirates 1, which was pure gold until the super sappy ending

If I can catch a marathon of the other movies before this I'll be more interested

don't bother

the first one had a Raiders of the Lost Ark type charm to it. The sequels decided to take everything too seriously, and traded their sense of fun and adventure in favor of increasing the scale and scope of the set pieces

trailer for 4 looks good though

Penguin Incarnate

And Sexy Beast.

Which not only has Good Ben Kingsley, but a sweaty Ray Winstone in yellow speedos.

Karnack

johnny depp, you gotta wrap it up, man

silly eyeliner, weird speech styles, people have it all figured out.

say it! you don't even try anymore!

Penguin Incarnate

"Hey, Tim, I got a new idea for our next movie! Just look at this hat I found! Isn't it kooky? I can wear it like this, or I can wear it like this to the side and be his wacky brother! I think we could get a trilogy out of this one!"
"Sorry, J-Depp, I don't make those kinds of movies any more. I'm only going to make Swedish abortion dramas from now on. Serious film making."
"But, but. . . Tim."

DrIanMalcolm

I really do hope Depp joins Triple Frontier

Penguin Incarnate

"I've got a great idea for a movie! I figure I can grow a goatee for this one."
"Alright, this could be good. What's the story going to be?"
"I just told you."

mensch-o-matic

That new 'The Tourist' flick makes him look pretty sane!!

Draper

I fucking love Sexy Beast.

"You've got very nice eyes DeeDee, never noticed them before. They real?"

And yeah 44 inch chest was great. John Hurt stole the fucking show.

august

Do the job, Hal.

ZeroFill

Yo, ho. Haul together, hoist the colors, high

The Otaku Suppository

World as Myth wrote: »

I don't think I'll ever get tired of jack sparrow

it was the role johnny depp was born to play

So how do you feel about them already having announced plans to do a PotC 5 & 6, shot and released back to back like 2&3? The questions that I have are: is Depp going to stick around for two more, will this be a somewhat overburdened morass like previous two (though I may be one of the few who thoroughly enjoyed At World's End), and can we get Bill Nighy in there somehow?

Centipede Damascus

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

DrIanMalcolm wrote: »

One of my problems with the second and third films is that Sparrow's character became somewhat of a parody of himself. Like after seeing the money flowing in, Diseny executive were all, "OH WAIT, PEOPLE LIKE IT, LET'S RAMP IT UP!"

Yes. Yes exactly.

Well that and they developed a pretty crazy awesome villain and then

completely neutered him

Penguin Incarnate

Let's just say that Jack Sparrow is really just the tip of the iceberg in terms of what is wrong with all of those movies.

Anyways, here's my go to video for all things pirates

DrIanMalcolm

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I don't think I'll ever get tired of jack sparrow

it was the role johnny depp was born to play

So how do you feel about them already having announced plans to do a PotC 5 & 6, shot and released back to back like 2&3? The questions that I have are: is Depp going to stick around for two more, will this be a somewhat overburdened morass like previous two (though I may be one of the few who thoroughly enjoyed At World's End), and can we get Bill Nighy in there somehow?

That's a rumor right now and also the writers have said that this film is its own entity and not meant to be the first of another trilogy

Centipede Damascus

I still say Dead Man's Chest is worth watching just for the parts with Davy Jones.

The Otaku Suppository

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

I still say Dead Man's Chest is worth watching just for the parts with Davy Jones.

Pretty much the only reason to watch it. Everything else seemed like a giant retread of the first film more than it already was. Maybe that's why I liked the third one more.

Houk

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Let's just say that Jack Sparrow is really just the tip of the iceberg in terms of what is wrong with all of those movies.

Anyways, here's my go to video for all things pirates

This is actually one of the most annoying film "reviews" I've ever experienced. He sounds like a bitter, joyless man who hates watching movies.

Draper

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Let's just say that Jack Sparrow is really just the tip of the iceberg in terms of what is wrong with all of those movies.

Anyways, here's my go to video for all things pirates

I love Kermode but he overthought things far too much here. 1 was good fun, 2 was mostly good fun, 3 was fun with one or two retarded parts he mentioned. I think it's actually hillarious that he proclaims PotC as being dreadfully awful while thinking the Twilight movies are good.

His best rant of all time is the sex and the city 2 one though.

Penguin Incarnate

Houk wrote: »

This is actually one of the most annoying film "reviews" I've ever experienced. He sounds like a bitter, joyless man who hates watching movies.

Well, compared to Simon Mayo, who wouldn't look like that?

Draper

Here we go. This is sublime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc

Penguin Incarnate

Yes. Yeeeeeeeeeees.

Edit: Oh, wait, what am I thinking?

This needs to be posted.

It brought somebody out of a coma.

The Lovely Bastard

I just can't behind a dude people enjoy only when he dislikes movies you also dislike

Penguin Incarnate

Well, luckily, that isn't why most people like him.

Plus, good reviews of films you like or good reviews of films you don't like don't have the cathartic value that a rant has.

Even Ebert funniest reviews aren't of movies he likes.

The Lovely Bastard

I just ain't a fan of critics that aren't Jay Sherman