The Space Aide with Space Aids, it's Kelly Chambers! -- MASS EFFECT
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Kelly Chambers is a crucial member of the normandy team. At first coming across as nice and flirty, you quickly discover she has a fetish; a very broad fetish, known more commonly as whoring it up. Here's what we know about Kelly Chambers:
MASS EFFECT
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?
Kelly Chambers is a crucial member of the normandy team. At first coming across as nice and flirty, you quickly discover she has a fetish; a very broad fetish, known more commonly as whoring it up. Here's what we know about Kelly Chambers:
T4CTpedia wrote:KELLY CHAMBERS
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Spaciticus Monstervag (colloquially known as "mini fucking batarians who run around inside vaginas and drop nuclear bombs on your dick") is a rare sexually transmitted infection that is acquired by humans who carry the genetic coding for being total fucking whores. While signs of being whores like this can be seen from an early age (when children will often wear asari dancing suits instead of actual clothes in an effort to turn on that fucking turian asshole who sat next to them in english class for three years while you admired from afar but were always the best friend who never got noticed), oftentimes the disease does not manifest itself until you become the personal assistant of a famous Commander because you're not ever moving up to a rank beyond "glorified secretary with tits". You can claim it's because you fed my fish, but girl, that's not where the smell is coming from.
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you fuckwads finished the thread before my OP was done
here's a trailer while i finish it damnit
SPACE VAGINAS 3
MASS EFFECT HAIKU CORNER
By: Clint Eastwood
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
TALI IS
MAI WAIFU
By: Clint Eastwood
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
TALI IS
MAI WAIFU
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE
TALI IS
MAI WAIFU
spoken like a Batarian sympathizer
Is... Isn't there?
don't listen to all that nonsense about how they telepathically burn out your brain
the real reason ardat-yakshis are deadly is because they have all the STDs
all of them
all of them
"she fucked my crazy! Literally, I have to take these pills to make the voices stop."
the physical act of fucking is sort of optional for reproductive purposes, according to Liara, but they still appear to do it and enjoy it
at the very least in the first game it's pretty clear you are getting nakers and doing something in the bedroom, with potentially two different asari
and i don't think that was just some mind-melding going on
it evolved into the vorcha
WE BREAK CONDOMS
6/10
i do think it's funny that if you read the codex it talks about how normally space battles in the Mass Effect universe take place hundreds of kilometers apart, way outside any kind of "visual range" with ships shooting ammunition at near-relativistic speeds at each other
and that "knife fight" distance is considered less than a hundred kilometers
then at the end it's like
"nope, Star Wars time"
I just thought that was all psychic boning happening in the cutscene, like you were just thinking it all.
Satans..... hints.....
i suppose you could interpret it that way
but why?
i mean as much as Asari like to talk about being "mono-gendered" and "not really" female
babies come out of em so they gots a sex hole
so
They didn't have a choice there. That's how close the relay was to the Citadel.
not right now they don't
oh i know
it's just funny because obviously the guy writing the Codex entries was trying to insert a little more "hard sci-fi" into the setting and make things a little less Star Warsy
then Joker trench-runs Sovereign in the Normandy
:^:
Yeah, me too.
It made sense at the time.
Why didn't you use it damn it? It would have been incredible.
let me jerk off on an assault rifle
Blue ones.
Like the limited edition avatar fleshlight.
tell them vsove told you to do it
the ruins on the krogan homeworld, I'm just like really, you guys had office towers at one point?
They got to the nuclear age and all that before destroying themselves in a nuclear holocaust.