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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I loved that thread (forgot which one) where some dude was talking about hunting a guy down and breaking his arms on a car door. I think it started off with how someone here seriously thought they could be in the UFC and not die or something.

    I basically love any thread where someone says how much of a badass fighter they are, and then Defender and Pony make appearances.

    He claimed he did this to someone that tried to rape a female friend of his. People joked a bit, then I called bullshit on him to get things started, the real hilarity ensued thereafter.

    That thread has disappeared though along with that all of fatalerror's posts unfortunately.


    Didn't someone make a joke thread about some douche breaking both their arms?

    It was pretty fun times.

    Somehow the subject got to fights we had been in or something like that. Then fatalerror tells us all this story where some guy he knew from school tried to rape a friend of his or some shit and he confesses to what would be kidnapping, wrongful imprisonment, and assault with a deadly car trunk.

    Shortly after me calling bullshit on him he goes into superbadass mode and starts telling us we're all pussies. It was like Napoleon Dynamite telling the wolverine story. He was all "What would you have done in that situation?!" and "Well maybe you guys would have let it go but not me and my friends, man!"

    It was funny.

    Butters on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    i can bench press fark

    Knob on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the fat jokes would only work if they actually bothered me.

    if you're gonna try to piss me off, aim for something real or more personal. maybe you can talk about how you just got done sexually assaulting my grandmother.

    then I can talk about how you're fucking disgusting because you sexually assaulted either a dead woman or someone who gets sustinence through a feeding tube.

    Well I gave her some sustenence through

    I raped her face, that's where this is going

    OK

    Defender on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the fat jokes would only work if they actually bothered me.

    if you're gonna try to piss me off, aim for something real or more personal. maybe you can talk about how you just got done sexually assaulting my grandmother.

    then I can talk about how you're fucking disgusting because you sexually assaulted either a dead woman or someone who gets sustinence through a feeding tube.
    I could talk about how your reaction to being picked on by a class full of kids when you were little is to be backstabbing wormy Pizza the Hutt kind of dude, but we've gone over this before.

    Dynagrip on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    i can bench press fark
    No you can't. I heard RMD is posting there now

    [spoiler:fbc95cd763]and Janson and slungsolow's wife[/spoiler:fbc95cd763]

    Dynagrip on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I was never picked on in class. I was quite the popular lad from preschool to college. You wouldn't know that since you don't like base your observations on reality.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the fat jokes would only work if they actually bothered me.

    if you're gonna try to piss me off, aim for something real or more personal. maybe you can talk about how you just got done sexually assaulting my grandmother.

    then I can talk about how you're fucking disgusting because you sexually assaulted either a dead woman or someone who gets sustinence through a feeding tube.


    feeding tubes are fucking sexy


    all beeping and suction.... brown fluid creeping up that tube.....

    Stale on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob, can you stop this please? We don't need another Dyna vs. Slung thread-jacking.

    Butters on
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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the fat jokes would only work if they actually bothered me.

    if you're gonna try to piss me off, aim for something real or more personal. maybe you can talk about how you just got done sexually assaulting my grandmother.

    then I can talk about how you're fucking disgusting because you sexually assaulted either a dead woman or someone who gets sustinence through a feeding tube.

    Well I gave her some sustenence through

    I raped her face, that's where this is going

    OK

    FYI- they keep a bottle of lube next to her bed in case they have to re-intubate her. not that its needed... the woman drools like dynagrip in a "is slung's wife fat?" thread.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hey dyna why dont you insult his physical appearance

    hey slung
    you probably have crooked teeth

    haha

    Air on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    I was never picked on in class. I was quite the popular lad from preschool to college. You wouldn't know that since you don't like base your observations on reality.
    You mentioned it aside in AIM one day when we were bonding. Back when you said that you and your wife liked me. That was kind of weird in hindsight.

    Dynagrip on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dyna you are just about now crossing the line from ironic trolling to actual trolling. Just thought I'd let you know.

    Butler on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    I was never picked on in class. I was quite the popular lad from preschool to college. You wouldn't know that since you don't like base your observations on reality.
    You mentioned it aside in AIM one day when we were bonding. Back when you said that you and your wife liked me. That was kind of weird in hindsight.

    Yeah, because my wife reads online forums.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    I was never picked on in class. I was quite the popular lad from preschool to college. You wouldn't know that since you don't like base your observations on reality.
    You mentioned it aside in AIM one day when we were bonding. Back when you said that you and your wife liked me. That was kind of weird in hindsight.

    Yeah, because my wife reads online forums.
    You said she loved the Sheri stuff and read it over your shoulder. So, keep on fronting.

    Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

    Dynagrip on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    I was never picked on in class. I was quite the popular lad from preschool to college. You wouldn't know that since you don't like base your observations on reality.
    You mentioned it aside in AIM one day when we were bonding. Back when you said that you and your wife liked me. That was kind of weird in hindsight.

    Yeah, because my wife reads online forums.
    You said she loved the Sheri stuff and read it over your shoulder. So, keep on fronting.

    Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

    You mean when I was talking to you while I was at work.

    yeah, she was reading over my shoulder alright. from 30 miles away.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    I was never picked on in class. I was quite the popular lad from preschool to college. You wouldn't know that since you don't like base your observations on reality.
    You mentioned it aside in AIM one day when we were bonding. Back when you said that you and your wife liked me. That was kind of weird in hindsight.

    Yeah, because my wife reads online forums.

    Everyone knows that pigs can't re

    I have trouble even doing this as ironic trolling

    Like I'm not even cracking a tiny smile at this even though I'm the one typing it

    Defender on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Butler wrote:
    Dyna you are just about now crossing the line from ironic trolling to actual trolling. Just thought I'd let you know.
    Nope, Slung keeps calling me a liar. I'm not insulting his wife at the moment if you'll notice. I'll say something that actually occurred and Slungsolow will attempt to deflect it with a flippant comment of some sort because I guess that's how he rolls.

    Dynagrip on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ol' crook tooth slung

    Air on
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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote:
    ol' crook tooth slung

    I lost all my teeth the first time my fat wife sat on my face

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    You mean when I was talking to you while I was at work.

    yeah, she was reading over my shoulder alright. from 30 miles away.
    So you only forum while at work? Interesting.

    Dynagrip on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ITT: Lesbians wins thread of the year.

    Hands down.

    Maybe thread of the decade.

    I was just going to remind these fuckers that the cronyx saga was only a few months ago.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There is such a thing as keeping it too real.

    Butler on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Manifest wrote:
    ITT: Lesbians wins thread of the year.

    Hands down.

    Maybe thread of the decade.

    I was just going to remind these fuckers that the cronyx saga was only a few months ago.
    That was probably the hardest I've laughed at the boards in a long time. I have forgiven TFS many awful pictures for that alone.

    And the links to his own forum made it even better.

    Dynagrip on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    You mean when I was talking to you while I was at work.

    yeah, she was reading over my shoulder alright. from 30 miles away.
    So you only forum while at work? Interesting.

    more or less, yeah. I only use AIM while at work too.

    when I'm not at work, I tend to stay the fuck away from the things that remind of me what I was just paid to slog through. There are weekends where I will post online, but that's usually when Elise is working and there are not titties on cinemax or showtime.

    if you look at the time of my posts you will notice a pattern. that pattern is me not being out enjoying my upper middle class income.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    You mean when I was talking to you while I was at work.

    yeah, she was reading over my shoulder alright. from 30 miles away.
    So you only forum while at work? Interesting.
    more or less, yeah. I only use AIM while at work too.

    when I'm not at work, I tend to stay the fuck away from the things that remind of me what I was just paid to slog through. There are weekends where I will post online, but that's usually when Elise is working and there are not titties on cinemax or showtime.

    if you look at the time of my posts you will notice a pattern. that pattern is me not being out enjoying my upper middle class income.
    Whatever man. I don't think I had autologger on at the time so you get a free pass on this and you'd just ignore it or claim I was lying anyway, much like your SMS texts that made it very clear you didn't call out of concern or friendship and afterwards were gloating.

    You did say you told her you called me the Manchurian candidate, which must have seemed extra funny when I started spamming that image as I stopped sleeping for a in ill-conceived science experiment. Oops!

    I am totally sane though, guys. Totally. I just like, sometimmmmmmmmmealkf;hf;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

    Dynagrip on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Manifest wrote:
    ITT: Lesbians wins thread of the year.

    Hands down.

    Maybe thread of the decade.

    I was just going to remind these fuckers that the cronyx saga was only a few months ago.
    That was probably the hardest I've laughed at the boards in a long time. I have forgiven TFS many awful pictures for that alone.

    And the links to his own forum made it even better.

    Too bad so many of the links are gone now. Especially the original of that picture Spongie defiled. Does anyone have that unmodified?

    Butters on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I never saw any of this "Cronyx" stuff.

    Defender on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    I never saw any of this "Cronyx" stuff.

    I completely forgot I ever got into a brief ROM debate with him. What a jackass. After reading over everything, I'm glad I did not continue that line of discussion.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    I never saw any of this "Cronyx" stuff.
    A real Ninja would have. Way to let them down, wannabe Naruto.

    Dynagrip on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    I never saw any of this "Cronyx" stuff.
    A real Ninja would have. Way to let them down, wannabe Naruto.

    Failed to troll Slung, now failing to troll Defender. Good day for you. Lots of failure.

    Defender on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I liked reading Cronyx's fantasies about The Cat, and how she was oppressing him or something. That was some seriously disturbing stuff right there.

    lostwords on
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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    I never saw any of this "Cronyx" stuff.
    A real Ninja would have. Way to let them down, wannabe Naruto.

    Failed to troll Slung, now failing to troll Defender. Good day for you. Lots of failure.

    really... everyone knows that I'm the wannabe Naruto and that you have the fat wife.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    I liked reading Cronyx's fantasies about The Cat, and how she was oppressing him or something. That was some seriously disturbing stuff right there.
    That was so fucked up. I wonder if those were his LARPing buddies. I hope somebody saved them.

    Dynagrip on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    I liked reading Cronyx's fantasies about The Cat, and how she was oppressing him or something. That was some seriously disturbing stuff right there.

    Are there any links to this? Was this even in SE++? Because I never saw it.

    Defender on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I liked reading Cronyx's fantasies about The Cat, and how she was oppressing him or something. That was some seriously disturbing stuff right there.

    Are there any links to this? Was this even in SE++? Because I never saw it.
    A Ninja must see all even with eyes closed.

    Dynagrip on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I liked reading Cronyx's fantasies about The Cat, and how she was oppressing him or something. That was some seriously disturbing stuff right there.

    Are there any links to this? Was this even in SE++? Because I never saw it.

    Its buried somewhere in the thread, a link to his(?) webpage and saved conversations. He basically had these long rape fantasies that were graphic as hell because the cat "unfairly" banned him. And he was bugging some other mod about how he had a right to his opinions and general crazy talk.

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Can I win because of her?

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    Katchem_ash on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I liked reading Cronyx's fantasies about The Cat, and how she was oppressing him or something. That was some seriously disturbing stuff right there.

    Are there any links to this? Was this even in SE++? Because I never saw it.

    Its buried somewhere in the thread, a link to his(?) webpage and saved conversations. He basically had these long rape fantasies that were graphic as hell because the cat "unfairly" banned him. And he was bugging some other mod about how he had a right to his opinions and general crazy talk.

    ...whoa...

    Defender on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't think I've ever read it either. I get up to page 10 in ITT Lesbians and start laughing uncontrollably.

    Drez on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Can I win because of her?

    grfftp-03.jpg

    picture doesnt work

    rehost it

    i want to see

    Air on
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