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[miniPhalla] Penny Arcade: Game Over! Village/Twisp & Catsby Victory!

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Vote closed. Narration to follow.

    3cl1ps3 on
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Day 1: How the HELL did we kill that thing?

    Randy Pinkwood here, creeping up the windows to see what's going on inside!

    It looks like they've reached a vote total. The violent one has torn the paper up while chanting and - whoa! Something huge just appeared, and I don't mean my erection! It's very dead!

    Some kind of tiny robot just leaped onto an orange and...ooh! It's sure giving it to it good, folks! Reminds me of myself, really!

    Tycho has stood up now and...he's walking over to some sort of White Gangster type...he's whispered something in his ear...the gangster has just melted, inexplicably!

    Some kind of samurai just eviscerated a DivX player! I didn't even know that you could eviscerate those.

    Oh, and a hipster has been torn apart by a horde of ravening zombies! I guess they wanted his sense of irony.

    Heh.

    Iron-y.

    Like my penis.

    The dead:

    The Anonymous - The Deep Crow (torn asunder by sorcerous magics at the request of the mob)
    B:L - Kevin aka K-Real aka Keazy (sung into oblivion)
    Mr. Defecation - Div (killed by the Autumn Razor)
    Keika - Charles (Brain eaten)

    Wildcat (the Fruitfucker) and immortal squish (the Orange) have reunited in glorious copulation and have achieved their victory condition! They have been removed from the game, which continues.

    Day 2 has begun! Vote close is at midnight EST!

    3cl1ps3 on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo

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    oooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo

    The Anonymous on
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Two nefarious ne'er-do-wells dead on the very first eve? Truly a salubrious occasion.

    The corpse fields of Dost Post'Ang must truly be vulture filled.

    Farangu on
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    All PMs are now out. Please let me know if you feel you should have received one and didn't.

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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm going to leave this here.

    DevoutlyApathetic

    Do with it as you please.

    Cleonicus on
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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    3clipse wrote: »
    B:L - Kevin aka K-Real aka Keazy (sung into oblivion)
    Fo real? Dats whack yo peace-izzy out dawgs ooOOooOooOoo

    B:L on
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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Anybody else think the Orange being immortal squish is funny?

    ...

    ...

    Anybody else noticing a lack of mafia kills?

    I see vig kills thrice and a vote. Unless...is Tycho mafia?

    REG Rysk on
  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I think he might be, given the OP description.

    Shame about the deeeeeep crooooow but TWO MAFIA KILLS?? Sweet!

    jackisreal on
  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    Anybody got a cigarette?

    immortal squish on
    <3
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ah, when lovers meet. I shall bring forth my most beautiful sonnet to mark the eloping of the two love...beings.

    What is love
    Lady don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    Tonight


    I am bringing out the most outlandish of moves to coincide with this star-crossed event. A shame they cannot be conveyed in this textious manner.

    But I digress: Ringo

    Let the next wild goose chase begin! Good morning!

    Farangu on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Damn, technically the mafia's ahead.....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Farangu wrote: »
    What is love
    Lady don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    Tonight

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    Anyone for some freshly squeezed O.J.? Let me feed you my love.

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    (REG: I was amused by that too.)

    Wildcat on
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jackisreal and SeGaTai Don't seem right for continuing trying to get Anonymous out after he revealed. we are against the forces of Tycho, not the forces of holy shit thats a giant man eating bird.

    towndrunk34 on
  • KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jackisreal wrote: »
    How are we not voting out the DEEEEEEEP CROOOOOOOOOOOOW
    jackisreal wrote: »
    It baffles me that people are not voting out the DEEEEEP CROOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    jackisreal

    Kellie on
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    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jackisreal and SeGaTai Don't seem right for continuing trying to get Anonymous out after he revealed. we are against the forces of Tycho, not the forces of holy shit thats a giant man eating bird.

    It's unreasonable to believe in this game Tycho has control of said beast? Considering he just melted a guy with words, I'm not so positive.

    REG Rysk on
  • CajiggersCajiggers __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Kill jackisreal already god damn


    Also I don't even know what the fuck I should do with my god damn power. I targeted Ringo on the first night and I "wasn't able to find him" for some reason so it was a fucking waste, and I didn't even use it last night because fuck it, it's useless.

    Cajiggers on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Matev wrote: »
    Damn, technically the mafia's ahead.....

    No, they're not. 1/3 of the dead were mafia. The mafia generally need a 4-1 trade to break even, not 2-1.

    Phyphor on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yeah, mafia got screwed last night.

    REG Rysk on
  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Consternation!

    schuss on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cajiggers wrote: »
    Kill jackisreal already god damn


    Also I don't even know what the fuck I should do with my god damn power. I targeted Ringo on the first night and I "wasn't able to find him" for some reason so it was a fucking waste, and I didn't even use it last night because fuck it, it's useless.

    If someone was guarding me in some way, thanks! Please keep it up until a vig calls a kill!

    In other news, the deep crow died green. towndrunk kept information about the deep crow to himself.

    Time to start talking Drunko

    Ringo on
  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jackisreal and SeGaTai Don't seem right for continuing trying to get Anonymous out after he revealed. we are against the forces of Tycho, not the forces of holy shit thats a giant man eating bird.


    I don't think voting him off is that uncalled for-he didn't have a power that was much of a help to us, as opposed to a vig, and the odds of voting off someone useful on day 1 are bad since no one has got in contact yet.

    I'm also not a fan of characters who's roles change in some way during the game, hard to trust the network and all

    SeGaTai on
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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why is trying to vote out the Deep Crow suspicious? It's a fucking deep crow! That screams Serial Killer.

    !towndrunk
    so the village doesn't make two mistakes in two days

    also, Cajiggers
    3clipse wrote: »
    This game is probably going to get insane, because everyone has a unique role with some kind of power. These are of varying levels of actual power: don't feel cheated if you feel like yours isn't "powerful enough."

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also, also, cajiggers, there's only been one night. How could you target Ringo and then nobody? Are you talking about the other game?

    Phyphor on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It's true that he alluded to it making sense in a few days. Perhaps before it could become dangerous it had to be become an ancient deep crow by waiting a couple of days or something bad.

    It is entirely possible.

    Then again, I don't want to look like I'm all supporting jackisreal. Not seeing a super viable target other than him, but I shall hold my vote for the time being.

    REG Rysk on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I call bullshit on that, Reg!

    Ringo on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kellie is the way to go.

    Dunadan019 on
  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cajiggers wrote: »
    Also I don't even know what the fuck I should do with my god damn power. I targeted Ringo on the first night and I "wasn't able to find him" for some reason so it was a fucking waste, and I didn't even use it last night because fuck it, it's useless.

    I'm actually pretty sure this is a case of Phalla confusion

    jackisreal on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Brilliant job Jack. I'm not sure where the hell to look at this point.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Keika wrote: »
    Kellie.

    This phalla is only big enough for only one 'K' name.

    ...

    I <3 Day 1 voting logic.
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Kellie is the way to go.

    Keika was mafia. Keika voted for Kellie.

    Dunadan voted for Kellie.

    This is the best I can do right now.

    jackisreal on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    I call bullshit on that, Reg!

    Dear Ringo,

    My name is Rysk.

    [strike]Love,[/strike] Die in a fire,

    ~Rysk

    REG Rysk on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Whatever, Constable [strike]Shoe[/strike] ahem, Rysk

    Ringo on
  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    no room for any 'K's Kellie

    Nodgarb on
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    Jackisreal and SeGaTai Don't seem right for continuing trying to get Anonymous out after he revealed. we are against the forces of Tycho, not the forces of holy shit thats a giant man eating bird.


    I don't think voting him off is that uncalled for-he didn't have a power that was much of a help to us, as opposed to a vig, and the odds of voting off someone useful on day 1 are bad since no one has got in contact yet.

    I'm also not a fan of characters who's roles change in some way during the game, hard to trust the network and all

    >immunity to everything but the vote is not a useful ability
    What?

    And no Ringo, i will NOT epic reveal for your pleasure.

    towndrunk34 on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Then die

    Ringo on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kellie, or Drunk, Kellie or Drunk.....?

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kellie's not a bad target.

    But Drunk just had to post about knowing eldritch horrors, and now he wants to stay quiet? Not on my watch!

    Ringo on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Pressure it is, towndrunk

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    Anybody else think the Orange being immortal squish is funny?

    ...

    ...

    Anybody else noticing a lack of mafia kills?

    I see vig kills thrice and a vote. Unless...is Tycho mafia?

    Just to clear things up, this phalla seems to be Tycho's Uptight Brigade(mafia) vs Gabe's Depraved Creations(village). So zombies, Fruit fuckers, and deep crows seem to be 'good', while Div and Tycho are 'evil.'

    Of course there is no way of knowing how the host decided to split up all the characters.

    Cleonicus on
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  • KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Actually.

    EPIC REVEAL!
    I'm a village-aligned vig. I'm the one who killed Keika last night (I'm a zombie, braaainssss), because she voted for me.

    Tonight I'm killing Ringo. The reason I'm okay with revealing so early is that, if the mafia were to kill me, I'd come back.

    So yeah, don't vote for me.

    Kellie on
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