SE++ Secret Satans: The Aftermath

Raijin Quickfoot

The Monty Hall problem is easier to understand when you increase the number of choices.

Garlic Bread

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »

OH MY GOSH

This month's beer club delivery arrived this morning and hot dang is it awesome!

6 beers, 2 of each, and all of them look fantastic! And I have two more of these to come!

Thank you soooo much tastypastry!

this sounds like something i need to join

Uriel

My Satan got stiffed!?

Well I never, he was an awesome satan.

KetBra

Oh hey Uriel, I actually did buy you a card!

I am totally going to send it tomorrow. It is a super awesome card, I am sorry I kept putting it off.

Uriel

It's okay you didn't have to!

I had just mentioned that the note said something about it.

But thank you very much!

Sal

natek wrote: »

sally got shafted?

poor sally

sal let me buy you a mr. limpy as a consolation gift

What is, uh

Mr. Limpy

Sweeney Tom

Sal wrote: »

natek wrote: »

sally got shafted?

poor sally

sal let me buy you a mr. limpy as a consolation gift

What is, uh

Mr. Limpy

DEFINITELY NSFW LINK

Muggins

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Sal wrote: »

natek wrote: »

sally got shafted?

poor sally

sal let me buy you a mr. limpy as a consolation gift

What is, uh

Mr. Limpy

DEFINITELY NSFW LINK

AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

Sal

Natek, I...

I don't think I would be able to find a place for Mr. Limpy

Ruby Rhod

Sal wrote: »

Natek, I...

I don't think I would be able to find a place for Mr. Limpy

Too much already crammed in there?

Sweeney Tom

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Sal wrote: »

Natek, I...

I don't think I would be able to find a place for Mr. Limpy

Too much already crammed in there?

i enjoyed this post :^:

VisionOfClarity

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Sal wrote: »

natek wrote: »

sally got shafted?

poor sally

sal let me buy you a mr. limpy as a consolation gift

What is, uh

Mr. Limpy

DEFINITELY NSFW LINK

I'm bookmarking that for every bachelorette party I go to until I die.

Sal

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Sal wrote: »

Natek, I...

I don't think I would be able to find a place for Mr. Limpy

Too much already crammed in there?

Ruby that's something that should remain between me and the Mr. Limpys jammed in my every orifice

Squall

hello next-years-secret-satan-item

Ruby Rhod

Can we somehow combine it with a shake-weight?

VisionOfClarity

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Can we somehow combine it with a shake-weight?

Instead of combining a fleshlight with a shake-weight?

Sweeney Tom

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Can we somehow combine it with a shake-weight?

honestly

if Tonkka sent me that along with the shake-weight he sent me

i would honestly have mailed him at least 100 dollars

if only because he singlehandedly made my year

if he had sent me both along with a hoveround

i would send him a bride and a car

Ruby Rhod

VisionOfClarity wrote: »

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Can we somehow combine it with a shake-weight?

Instead of combining a fleshlight with a shake-weight?

I think someone heard I was giving out grant money.

BYToady

George Fornby Grill wrote: »

so it's

past the deadline

I get to know who the person who got me really awesome things is, right?

it's not some creepy stalker

who just wants to make me feel safe and secure with my shiny expensive toys

who will show up one day

with a knife

right?

whatevs I'ma go read a book while I poop

DON'T KNOW WHICH BOOK THOUGH CAUSE I GOT LIKE 30 ON MY KINDLE AW YEAH

It was me, I was your Secret Satan.

Got tired of keeping it a secret.

George Fornby Grill

BYToady wrote: »

George Fornby Grill wrote: »

so it's

past the deadline

I get to know who the person who got me really awesome things is, right?

it's not some creepy stalker

who just wants to make me feel safe and secure with my shiny expensive toys

who will show up one day

with a knife

right?

whatevs I'ma go read a book while I poop

DON'T KNOW WHICH BOOK THOUGH CAUSE I GOT LIKE 30 ON MY KINDLE AW YEAH

It was me, I was your Secret Satan.

Got tired of keeping it a secret.

re: my feelings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkk5nx6PRfA

BYToady

:^:

Tommy2Hands

Who sent me my cool things

I translated a bunch of my gift post and everything for them!

Tommy2Hands

Plat!

You sir are awesome

SporkAndrew

Awesome. 3 mysteries left.

#pipe -> Gatsby -> Butler -> IpseDixit -> #pipe
BEAST! -> Lost Salient 2 3 4! -> Legba -> Fearghaill -> Fletcher -> Burning Organ 2 -> VALVEjunkie 2 -> Usagi 2 -> Josiah_9 -> A duck! -> Theidar 2 -> .
Corporate Logo -> Druhim 2 -> Smart Hero -> Kusuguttai (photos) -> Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2 -> Henroid -> The Geek
CorpseRT -> Uriel -> Staleghoti -> Blake T -> Munkus Beaver -> NotASenator -> I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up -> Huxley 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy -> DrZiplock -> tastypastry -> Mr Fuzzbutt -> Green 2 3 -> Schide -> Pharezon -> Koshian -> Rolo 2 -> FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard 2 -> Bogey -> RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks -> Slacker71 -> neville -> Zonugal -> B.C. (photos) -> Jyardana 2 -> Jokerman -> redfenix -> Hacksaw -> Weaver -> Hunter -> Tonkka -> Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod -> Wombat!! -> Nogs -> Veretas 2 3 -> Sarukun 2
Sal -> Campion -> GRMike -> Centipede Damascus 2 -> spookymuffin -> Ten -> Sars_Boy -> PkErthbnd -> Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2 3 -> daimajin -> lostwords 2 3 -> Platypus Beirut -> Tommy2Hands
? -> LuvCherie
? -> Orikaeshigitae 2 -> skettios -> cheshire -> Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic -> OmegaTofuNinja -> Forar -> Sara Lynn -> Raijin Quickfoot -> Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R. 2 -> VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie 2 -> MetroidZoid 2 3 -> Tossrock -> TankHammer -> DHS Odium 2 -> Caulk Bite 6 2 -> Perrsun -> SeñorAmor -> Goose! -> thanimations -> That Dave Fella -> khoo -> CrackedLens 2 -> Cogliostro 2 -> BYToady 2 -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale 2 -> Akilae729 -> Bucketman 2 -> Vann Diras 2 -> Barcardi -> SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru 2 -> Squall -> Kakodaimonos
? -> Reigner 2 3 -> The_Rat -> As7 -> BusterK -> Okami 2 -> pillow -> Sheri -> BahamutZERO -> Iskander

BusterK

Deep Throat was Mark Felt
Now only two more mysteries

CorporateLogo

I got a nerf gun in the mail today from a dude named Connor

I assume this is not from my satan since I didn't have anything of the sort on my wishlist

Gift is appreciated though

Tonkka

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Ruby Rhod wrote: »

Can we somehow combine it with a shake-weight?

honestly

if Tonkka sent me that along with the shake-weight he sent me

i would honestly have mailed him at least 100 dollars

if only because he singlehandedly made my year

if he had sent me both along with a hoveround

i would send him a bride and a car

I may have done that, but you said "NSFW NO".

Sweeney Tom

if i had known about mr. limpy

i would have fixed that in a heartbeat

Bucketman

This event was grand as always, thanks to nevs and wam for doing it.

Tommy2Hands

Yo Corp

Part Two Electric Presentalo coming soon

VisionOfClarity

So have only 2 people been stiffed then? And if so when do we start the pity gifting?

UnbrokenEva

When I saw that Bogey had updated the ban log, I thought it was executing the deadbeats.

Goose!

So, maybe the Geek can confirm this, but it seems logical that Luv gifted either orikae or reigner, unless her satanee never posted what they got (or she stiffed her satanee)

neville

So only 2 people are shafted?
If so, then we're set, because both folks have a cleared reason for why they'll be late(and the shafted WILL be getting gifts)

natek

who is banned neville?
I MUST KNOW?!?!?!

neville

natek
natek is the banned

natek

awwwwww








































:<

Lost Salient

You know how royal children would have whipping boys to take the blows for them when they did something wrong

You are all the whipping boys, natek

neville

I will whip natek, mightily.
But yeah, I am pretty damn pleased everyone is taken care of!

(Or will be very shortly)

natek

I would say two people getting shafted is pretty good overall
considering we have plenty of generous people here who would gladly send gifts to them