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Cake vs. Pie [Phalla] - Game Over! Mafia Wins! Cake gets secondary victory!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    signup

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Is day one-ing the host an acceptable choice of actions?

    Day 1- Capfalcon dies in a mysterious pastry-related illness. :P

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I SIGN UP IN THE NAME OF PIE

    IF IT HAS A CRUST (Cheescake, Cobbler, looking at you) IT IS A PIE

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cheesecake is not a pie, and it is not a cake. It is something... Strange.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cheesecake is closer to a pie than a cake definitly.

    however, I have been told by a pastry chef that it is categorically a custard which is neither cake nor pie.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It has a CRUST

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cheesecake may be a serial killer.

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Or a neutral vig.

    With cheesecake, the possibilities are endless.

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well if you're going to include Cheesecake, then why not include other custards? I will be so dissapointed if I do not get the Creme Brulee role.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    dibs on flan

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    <-- flan de queso

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  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It's been a while...

    !SIGN UP

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sign up?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    Kime. You are like a father to me. Why, I remember that time I spent 30 minutes writing up a post about why people who were bandwagoning you were just utterly confused by your awesome glory (or something like that). But I feel this is where we must part.

    You may bring as much Cake as you want, and I shall lead the legions of Pie. There is no going back on this now. Truly, the apocalypse has come.

    The student thinks he has become the master? He still has much to learn

    You will be vanquished under my sugary might

    daniant wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Order of actions?

    What happens in the case of a tie vote?

    1. Vote, then all other actions simultaneously.

    2. In the case of a tie, both players die, as does the tie creator.

    Oooo, interesting. I like that.

    You say this is a faction game, but are there smaller factions and whatnot that both Cake and Pie would like to eliminate? I know that this may be a bit premature before role PMs, but couldn't hurt to ask :P!

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I still want to be cheesecake. I am a true believer in cheesecake, the finest of crusted custards.

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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This talk of bastardized custards and similar dessert atrocities sickens me. It has always been known, it has always been intended that sugary treats fall into two and only two categories. First there is sweet, celebratory cake: the literal food of the angels and that which we use to recognize the inception of life itself. Second there is fruity and flaky pie fit only for awkward familial celebrations and theft by hobos as it cools on the window sill. There is nothing else. There can be nothing else. I will not hear it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    ^^^He speaks truth.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Wait, what about lemon bars? Cookies? Candy? Fudge? Ice cream?

    There are many sugary sweets which cannot be so easily categorized. Also, you clearly did not read the scientific study which I posted earlier, else you would have better regard for the greatness of pie.

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  • Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ice cream and candy are no where near the Cake and Pie categories.

    Although, they do make excellent complementaries to Cake and Pie. You can always have more Cake and Pie with Ice cream and Candy; but never more Ice Cream and Candy with Cake and Pie.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Darian wrote: »
    Wait, what about lemon bars? Cookies? Candy? Fudge? Ice cream?

    There are many sugary sweets which cannot be so easily categorized. Also, you clearly did not read the scientific study which I posted earlier, else you would have better regard for the greatness of pie.

    lemon bars are cake, cookies are cookies, candy is candy, fudge is fudge, ice cream is ice cream.

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Where is everyone? Surely we don't have to cut roles out of a Cake Vs Pie Phalla. The most treasured of all Phalla!

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I denounce my former pie associations.

    Long live ice cream! Love live frozen peanut butter mixed with succulent creams and chocolate!

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ice cream could be the cult type, converting others to a la mode as the game progresses.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Let's just hope I am not German Chocolate again, despite my love for it.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ice Cream, able to coexist with either pie or cake, will probably be a small, survival-condition faction.

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  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I like Pake. Or maybe it was Pike?

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I need 19 more people to sign up.

    Stop commenting on White Phalla (it's over, folks!) and start signing up for my game. I promise it will be...interesting. Don't let the factiony nature scare you away!

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    kime wrote: »
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    Kime. You are like a father to me. Why, I remember that time I spent 30 minutes writing up a post about why people who were bandwagoning you were just utterly confused by your awesome glory (or something like that). But I feel this is where we must part.

    You may bring as much Cake as you want, and I shall lead the legions of Pie. There is no going back on this now. Truly, the apocalypse has come.

    The student thinks he has become the master? He still has much to learn

    You will be vanquished under my sugary might

    daniant wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Order of actions?

    What happens in the case of a tie vote?

    1. Vote, then all other actions simultaneously.

    2. In the case of a tie, both players die, as does the tie creator.

    Oooo, interesting. I like that.

    You say this is a faction game, but are there smaller factions and whatnot that both Cake and Pie would like to eliminate? I know that this may be a bit premature before role PMs, but couldn't hurt to ask :P!


    All will be clear to you when you receive your PM.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I hear that a properly baked pie can cure blindness, leprosy, and the crippled.

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  • wildwoodwildwood Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm a newb for phalla, but who can resist the dessert course?

    !signup

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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Darian wrote: »
    Wait, what about lemon bars? Cookies? Candy? Fudge? Ice cream?

    There are many sugary sweets which cannot be so easily categorized. Also, you clearly did not read the scientific study which I posted earlier, else you would have better regard for the greatness of pie.

    Ice cream and candy are cake additives, like sprinkles. Also, your study didn't pass peer review.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Only because all the reviewers became distracted by delicious pie and forgot to submit their final assessment in time.

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    how do so many resist being involved in the goodness that is cake and pie? you know you want to sign up for this tastiness.

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  • UnsaltedUnsalted Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    !Sign up

    2 posts a day, and kime dies on day one right? Do I have this down?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pretty much! And don't forget to vote.

    And tell me everything about your role, when you get it.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sounds like fun.

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  • thatguy00thatguy00 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    in it

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Can I lead the super secret cookies faction?

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If we don't get a sudden surge of interest, I will bring the game down to 40 players.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    !Yes yes very well then

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