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Chess Boxing

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
Heard about this today and I thought that I would share this marvlous new sport with all of you fine folks.

It's exactly what it sounds like: Chess and boxing all rolled into one awesome package.

They do a round of boxing and then a round of speed chess for 11 rounds. There are already clubs all over the world and the american "scene" seems to be centered in LA.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wow

    I can't even imagine trying to play chess after being repeatedly punched in the face

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wow.


    I mean, not exactly what I would call a spectator sport, but definitely a full body work out.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This doesn't seem so much like a hybrid sport as just playing two different games at the same time

    If it was melded together more seamlessly it'd be more interesting

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    hightowerhightower 13 years & 4 monthsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    all of the chest pieces have been sharpened to a point

    whenever you take a piece, you get to jam it into your opponent

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    maybe use magnets to keep the chess pieces from sliding around so the board can actually be in the ring

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Every time you lose a piece you get punched in the face.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    lame

    they should have people as chess pieces

    make em box when one tries to take another

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This doesn't seem so much like a hybrid sport as just playing two different games at the same time

    If it was melded together more seamlessly it'd be more interesting

    Yeah, I was hoping for the boxing fighters being chess pieces in a game that two people were playing.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    The game of chess is like a swordfight.

    You must think first...before you move.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERVjQ4yO8w&feature=fvst

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    lame

    they should have people as chess pieces

    make em box when one tries to take another

    no wait that's Boxing Chess duh

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Toad Style is immensely strong

    and immune to almost any weapon

    when it's properly used it's almost invincible

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Toad style is fast but suffers from weaker jumping

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Saw this one on the news once

    Interesting idea, but I'm holding out for Poker Boxing with the ring just full of multiple people hitting each other

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The game of chess is like a swordfight.

    You must think first...before you move.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERVjQ4yO8w&feature=fvst

    First thought when I read the thread title

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    lame

    they should have people as chess pieces

    make em box when one tries to take another

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I, like apparently everyone else, thought this was going to be a wu tang thread and am mildly disapointed

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    it can still be a wutang thread

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    We can still save this thread.

    From the slums of Shaolin, Wu Tang Clan strikes again. The RZA, the GZA, Old Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killa, and the M E T H O D MAN!

    They leave Masta Killa out of that for some reason. I'm wondering if he was late joining the group.

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    In that case; my favorite wu tang thing is probably wu tang v the beetles, which I'm pretty sure i found when it was linked here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9wzh9OBBzY

    so so good

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    this is the best wu tang boxing related song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk8SMperwS8

    THE SPECIAL TECHNIQUE...OF SHADOWBOXING

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    We can still save this thread.

    From the slums of Shaolin, Wu Tang Clan strikes again. The RZA, the GZA, Old Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killa, and the M E T H O D MAN!

    They leave Masta Killa out of that for some reason. I'm wondering if he was late joining the group.

    he was in jail

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I don't know what the general consensus is

    but soundtracks from the shaolin temple is so good


    e: shaolin vs wu-tang is cool too
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9lvtPVCjI

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    every thread is a wu tang thread

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    WOLVES IN THE BACK

    READY TO ATTACK

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I honestly thought everyone knew about chess boxing by now.

    I've seen news stories about this "new underground sport" literally dozens of times for the past 10 years or so.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This doesn't seem so much like a hybrid sport as just playing two different games at the same time

    If it was melded together more seamlessly it'd be more interesting

    it's a good hybrid in the sense that they're both extremely mental activities (I still refuse to call chess a sport) in very different ways. To be good at chess you need to be aware of all of the moves your opponant has already made and may make, try keeping that in mind when you're getting punched in the mouth.

    I first heard about Chess Boxing years and years. I love the fact that you can win by check mate or knock out. I'd love to try it but I'm so awful at chess. I've never won a game and I've played maybe 50 games.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Having absolutely no idea how Wu-Tang connects to chessboxing, I still like the idea of the sport. It's no stranger than a biathlon (cross-country skiing combined with rifle shooting). Downside being it's generally not going to have a lot of qualified competitors over here; seems more of a Russian sport. You've gotta have a boxer who's good at chess and/or a chess player who's good at boxing, and over there is where you're likely to find most of those.

    I'd want it to be someplace totally live where I can watch it around here.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    We can still save this thread.

    From the slums of Shaolin, Wu Tang Clan strikes again. The RZA, the GZA, Old Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killa, and the M E T H O D MAN!

    They leave Masta Killa out of that for some reason. I'm wondering if he was late joining the group.

    it's cool though, wu tang calls roll on every other track so he had ample opportunities to make himself known

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    This doesn't seem so much like a hybrid sport as just playing two different games at the same time

    If it was melded together more seamlessly it'd be more interesting

    it's a good hybrid in the sense that they're both extremely mental activities (I still refuse to call chess a sport) in very different ways. To be good at chess you need to be aware of all of the moves your opponant has already made and may make, try keeping that in mind when you're getting punched in the mouth.

    I first heard about Chess Boxing years and years. I love the fact that you can win by check mate or knock out. I'd love to try it but I'm so awful at chess. I've never won a game and I've played maybe 50 games.

    Yeah I really like the idea behind Chess Boxing.
    I've heard that there are several different styles of play as well, with some players electing to focus heavily on one aspect of the game. Tiny players trying to avoid being knocked out to get back to playing chess and so on.

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