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Mini Phalla - Attack of the '80s! Game Over ~ Village Wins!!!!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Matev was the guard, saved me day 2 and then blocked three more kills. :lol:

    AS IF WE NEEDED LESS KILLS IN THE GAME D:

    Infidel on
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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, he did a great job blocking us.

    kuhlmeye on
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  • pezzypezzy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was seer. :D

    Well played smoove. Tricked me 2 nights in a row after I already suspected you.

    Well hosted Mascara!!!!

    pezzy on
  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    pezzy wrote: »
    I was seer. :D

    Well played smoove. Tricked me 2 nights in a row after I already suspected you.

    Well hosted Mascara!!!!

    Wish you were for girls' nights!!!

    mascara305 on
    Don't judge me by my failures, but only by my dreams
  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Grats, village! Man Infidel that was a heck of a run! You had us scrambling and head-scratching for sure. If those weren't seer results, were you just guessing? MVP to Matev for causing headaches galore on our boards.

    One more thing:

    Dedicated to anyone we ACTUALLY managed to mafia kill

    Ill be honest Pezzy, I had DrK pegged as seer and you guarding :P

    Smoove Operator on
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    HoTS: Schmutz#1686
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I would drink, but I was told that I had enough red wine coolers. Has anyone heard about this new "Zima" stuff?

    Heffling on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    No, I was picking you all off with surgical precision.

    Let me go unlock the network boards.

    Infidel on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    http://anatomicallycorrect.proboards.com/

    Infidel on
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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There's a reason infidel is usually either dead by day 3 or mafia.

    Megatin on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm not a victorious villager?

    Well then

    And really network, you target the guy who nailed romanqwerty? That was your best guess?

    Note to self: Matev the special plays the same as Matev the mafia.

    Ringo on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nice work staying alive this long, Smoove. I didn't guess you were one of them :P

    Special thanks to Infy for running the network while we were alive. I'll always love you, Ken <3

    godmode on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was facepalming pretty hard at the megatin wagon. He was the first one on 2 of the mafia wagons!

    But yeah, great job infidel, for leading the village to victory despite 2 dead vigs.

    And also, looking back on it, I was actually in every single one of the games tipsy played in, but never part of his networks. And actually have been playing phalla longer than pezzy has been registered. Perhaps I overreacted a bit too much to that "newbie" remark

    Spoit on
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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I tried to point that out. Should've fought a bit harder I guess. Ah well, we had it mostly wrapped up at that point.

    Megatin on
  • DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    I'm not a victorious villager?

    Well then

    And really network, you target the guy who nailed romanqwerty? That was your best guess?

    Note to self: Matev the special plays the same as Matev the mafia.

    I felt pretty bad about that, since I kind of pointed the gun at you. You had some somewhat sketchy things that you said though, so I wasn't sure. I really wanted you to say something before vote close :(

    And megatin I really didn't suspect at all, but figured I didn't want to try to change the direction that train was going.

    Smoove should have gone down earlier imho. When I looked things over last night I kind of wondered why we weren't jumping on you more. Your defense wasn't really that great. But still, you hung on for a while, so that's admirable. I liked your end-game posts though :D

    DrKippy on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I think smoove is new though? which bought him some protection earlier in the game.

    Spoit on
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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am happy to have been able to contribute to this glorious victory.

    My only regret is that I didn't respond to my PMs sooner and get in on this several days ago :(

    garroad_ran on
  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ya im new. I knew that bought me a little goodwill, I just didn't want to milk it too much and appear suspicious.
    Smoove should have gone down earlier imho. When I looked things over last night I kind of wondered why we weren't jumping on you more. Your defense wasn't really that great.

    What defense, lol? I don't think I ever actually asserted anything in my own defense. It seemed to work out ok I guess. Darian taking over for SirFab helped out his case, I think SirFab was next to get wagon'd if he hadnt gotten Inactivus'd.

    Smoove Operator on
    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
    _____________________________________________

    HoTS: Schmutz#1686
  • pezzypezzy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    I think smoove is new though? which bought him some protection earlier in the game.
    Yeah I'm really not sure how Smoove managed to stick around so long. I suspected him days ago, but then we kept moving away from it for some reason. We were getting down to the nitty gritty to the point where I was thinking "ok, maybe someone had an ability to screw with my seering." Cuz the first day I seered the guard, second day I seered a mason. From then out, it was "vanilla villager, vanilla villager, vanilla....". D'oh!!!!

    pezzy on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    And because they forgot about me...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2CzB_XxT7E

    I'll be coming for you in the night!

    Darian on
    Come talk about boardgames with us
  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Complete Player List

    kuhlmeye - Danny Tanner - Mafia
    wildcat - Junior - Mafia
    Smoove Operator - Scarlett - Mafia
    Sir Fab/Darian - Teddy Ruxpin - Mafia
    jimtopia - Jordan Knight - Mafia
    romanqwerty - Prince - Mafia
    raakam - Miss Piggy - Serial Killer
    oldmanken - Animal - Village Odd Vig
    farangu - Smurfette - Village Even Vig
    Pezzy - Rainbow Brite - Village Seer
    Matev - Kermit - Village Guard
    godmode - Barbie - Lovers masoned with Ken
    Infidel - Ken - Lovers masoned with Barbie
    Spoit - Architect Doozer - Village - Vote counted for 2
    Extermatott/Ringo - Mokey - Village
    Sterling/garroad_run - Papa Smurf - Village
    Phyphor - Funshine Bear - Village
    The Anonymous - Starsong Pony - Village
    Unsalted/Heffling - Party Popple - Village
    3clipse - Strawberry Shortcake - Village
    daniant/immortal squish - Blueberry Muffin - Village
    Dunadan - Michalangeo - Village
    Alegis - Leonardo - Village
    DrKippy - She-ra - Village
    Megatin - He-man - Village
    Capfalcon - Skeletor - Village
    Samurai - Breaker - Village
    Tipsy - Bumblelion - Village

    mascara305 on
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  • pezzypezzy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wanna see the mafia boards! ::hint hint, hint hint::

    pezzy on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, here they are!

    But I can't unlock them.

    Darian on
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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Does wildcat have to unlock it?

    Smoove Operator on
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    HoTS: Schmutz#1686
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yes. Yes he does.

    kuhlmeye on
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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Either Wildcat or mascara should be able to unlock them. Great job with the network, Infidel, as always, and thanks for hosting, mascara!

    Balance-wise... just one mafia kill, no special abilities for us? Seems a bit weak when the village has the full array of standard specials (with extra-special split vigs).

    Darian on
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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, taking or removing from the "magic number" of group kills available to the mafia seems to change the game significantly, even if there wasn't INFIDEL VICTORY in this game. See egos's most recent main for what happens when you go in the other direction with 3 mafia kills :)

    Nothing special in the SK's role for the kermit the frog guard? The narration mentioned him, wondering if she would kill him if she targeted his player.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wow, that was a hell of a run folks. I got really lucky with getting a network early. The guarding was just thinking like mafia (Not hard after being Mafia for about 3 weeks in PHA/LLA)

    Thanks everyone, it was great! 8-)

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rawkking Goodguy wrote: »
    Nothing special in the SK's role for the kermit the frog guard? The narration mentioned him, wondering if she would kill him if she targeted his player.

    Hmm, I could see something like Miss Piggy flying into a rage if Kermit gets taken out by someone else, granting her a second kill the next night.
    Or, if Kermit guards Miss Piggy, her happiness at being reunited converts her to the village's side. But that would probably be too powerful.

    Man in the Mists on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MVP goes to infidel.
    a special "look what you can do as villager++" award

    smoove you should have long given up, there was no hope with you bringing down people on the confirmed list fast enough even if there weren't any seers/guards left. I'd have long ended the game at that point :)

    thanks for hosting mascara

    Alegis on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    For the record: I was also mafia, so it wasn't quite as hopeless for Smoove as the final narration made it look. But yeah, I had run the numbers a couple days ago and we knew we were basically dead. Just letting mascara call the game when she was ready, rather than throwing it ourselves.

    Darian on
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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yar, we discussed throwing in the towel with Mascara, but we were encouraged to stay the course.

    "It's better to burn out...than fade awaaaaaaay!" - Def Leppard.

    Smoove Operator on
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    HoTS: Schmutz#1686
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Upon checking today, the mafia boards have been unlocked. Look upon our works and despair!

    (No one ever even set up a theme.)

    Darian on
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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh hey, I forgot: Thanks for running the game, mascara! You did good.

    godmode on
  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rawkking Goodguy wrote: »
    Nothing special in the SK's role for the kermit the frog guard? The narration mentioned him, wondering if she would kill him if she targeted his player.

    Honestly, I was hoping Miss Piggy (Raakam) would target Kermit (Matev). Kermit would have been stuffed into a locker for safe keeping by Miss Piggy if that happened. Miss Piggy's narration on her kills would be about her protecting her secret of keeping Kermit in a locker instead of trying to take out any "threat" (aka anyone saying the word "green") to her relationship with Kermit.
    Man in the Mists wrote: »
    Hmm, I could see something like Miss Piggy flying into a rage if Kermit gets taken out by someone else, granting her a second kill the next night.
    Or, if Kermit guards Miss Piggy, her happiness at being reunited converts her to the village's side. But that would probably be too powerful.

    Man in the Mists, you are correct. I felt giving Miss Piggy extra kills for Kermit dying would make her too powerful. This was also my first gig hosting so I was too scared to do conversions. I was very sad though to see Miss Piggy (Raakam) die so early (Ahem Infidel!!!). I had so much fun stuff planned for her in narration.

    mascara305 on
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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Darian wrote: »
    Upon checking today, the mafia boards have been unlocked. Look upon our works and despair!

    (No one ever even set up a theme.)

    Yes! I did it correctly! I wasn't sure if I had.....

    mascara305 on
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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Darian wrote: »
    For the record: I was also mafia, so it wasn't quite as hopeless for Smoove as the final narration made it look. But yeah, I had run the numbers a couple days ago and we knew we were basically dead. Just letting mascara call the game when she was ready, rather than throwing it ourselves.

    I wanted to give you a chance Darian since you had been dismissed as mafia since you were a replacement since mafia is never inactive.

    mascara305 on
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Darian wrote: »
    Upon checking today, the mafia boards have been unlocked. Look upon our works and despair!

    (No one ever even set up a theme.)
    Intriguing.

    (also, it's "look ON our works ye mighty, and despair!" Because people get it wrong every time)

    The Anonymous on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It's not that mafia is never inactive, it's that we were assuming one mafia left

    Phyphor on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, the whole "put this dude on the confirmed fucking list for no reason other than inactivity" was rather goosey, but oh well! :)

    Infidel on
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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    Oh hey, I forgot: Thanks for running the game, mascara! You did good.

    Thank you! You will always be my Barbie girl!

    mascara305 on
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