League of Legends, or Countdown to every Vayne player making barrel-roll jokes

Nirya

Stealing ideas from SoaL, which should provide the general direction for how downhill this thread is gonna go.

TracerBullet

TracerBullet wrote:

Attention Penny-Arcade League of Legenders! De Hombre los Moos, and I are hosting a contest!

What kind of contest you ask? Well, simply put, it’s a League of Legends Fan-Art contests!

“But Spaceman! I cannot draw, for I am a talent less jellyfish!”

Have no fear! As Mooman and I are both pretty horrible artists ourselves, there will be multiple judging categories to determine the overall winner.

What I want from you guys, is to draw me something funny, and pertaining to league of legends. Is that so difficult? Exactly, I didn’t think so.

But how will we judge you ask? Well, there will be three parts of every drawing we will consider:

1)Originality

2)Hilarity

3)Presentation

Presentation will, of course, be the criteria with the lowest weight on victory, but, sorry, you can’t just draw a scribble and win.

“So what do we win?”

I’m glad you asked! There are 2 prizes, sorry, only 2 people can win because I’m not rich:

1st place: First place will receive $20 in RP, and a PAX Jax skin code!

2nd place: 2nd place will receive $10 in RP and a PAX Jax skin!

3rd place: 3rd place gets nothing, be a better person.

“I’m interested! But what are the rules? I don’t want to be disqualified”

I’m even happier that you asked this, the rules are very important, because I’m a power-hungry sociopath:

1)You must draw your own entry.

2)Your entry MUST pertain to league of legends,
2a) It cannot pertain to the league of legends penny-arcade people.

3)This is a supplment to 2a: NO INSULTING ANYONE EITHER WORKING FOR RIOT OR WHO POSTS ON OUR FORUMS, OR WHO PLAYS WITH US.

4)You can draw a single picture, or up to a 4-panel comic. Anything greater that 4-panels and my attention span disappears.

5)NO you tube video entries, sorry.

6) ALL ENTRIES MUST BE FORUMS APPROPRIATE! NO porno, nothing too obscene, sorry, I don’t want to see Teemo-Kennen slash.

7) All entries MUST BE MADE by 04/23/2011 and the winners will be announced on 04/24/2011.
Anyone can enter, except myself, and Mooman. Also, I need to hunt down a place nearby that sells RP cards.

Please submit your art directly to me, at my personal email, bjbo510@gmail.com with the title FANART CONTEST! I ask that you include your art, and your forum name.

BahamutZERO

I've been trying a new blitz build recently. The idea is having overdrive up all the time and knocking everything around during teamfights, and making use of the free attack speed from it by adding lots of AD.

I get to 10% CDR between my runes and masteries. Skill order is Q, E, then R > W > E > Q. I start with a meki pendant, turn it into a tear, get boots, get CDR boots, get glacial shroud, and I now have max CDR. From there I make a manamune, sheen, triforce, then finally I upgrade glacial shroud into frozen heart and fill the remaining 2 slots with AD items like infinity edge and sometimes bloodrazor if they have high health dudes.

Can I do this better or more efficiently though? Like getting 5% less CDR from runes and masteries so the extra 5% on frozen heart isn't wasted, or getting a different combination of CDR items like shurelia's instead of glacial shroud, although I would miss the armor and the extra mana beefing up blitz's mana shield. On the other hand shurelia's ability would be hilarious on a constantly overdriving blitzcrank too...

or wait I could get ghostblade, shurelia's and some other type of boots for maximum activated movespeed fun!

ack

that sounds like some fun math

SLyM

Nothing is more fun than a team that enters into a teamfight 2 at a time.

TracerBullet

SLyM wrote: »

Nothing is more fun than a team that enters into a teamfight 2 at a time.

What about if they enter single file?

surrealitycheck

League of best online yordle technical

unintentional

rumble is going to be the first 6300IP yordle

Isoldae

Going to buy dat yordle.

surrealitycheck

All the best yordles in life cost mega yordlebux

unintentional

but poppy

Huntera

Gonna buy a Rumble bundle.


Make puns about mechs and boxing and harpoons and burning and rockets all day, every day.

Cosmic Sombrero

Is there any information regarding how much RP Easter Teemo will cost? I'm not sure whether I want to actually pay Cash Money for him or just grab Surfer Singed.

surrealitycheck

but poppy

she is no low maintenance yordle

Sagaxus

i wonder if there will ever be a time when jungling is not boring

naaaah

Jars

Cutfang

Smug post! My 1000th victory was a glorious one sided slaughter.

edit: That is a small picture.

Forever Zefiro

I hope Rumble is pretty fun because I like his style

Pierce the heavens with my spiked mace

Little odd having another champ so soon with a fire attack though, make it a shock cannon or something

Zen Vulgarity

Jungling is very relaxing

Jars

berserker greaves on warwick kill it kill it with fire

Big Red Tie

i am not spending any IP now because rumble

TyrantCow

i am playing this game right now with all of my friends regardless of the ability to do so through said game.

Cosmic Sombrero

Jars wrote: »

berserker greaves on warwick kill it kill it with fire

Don't be a dick, I would have gone 'Zerkers against that team too.

Wimble

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Jungling is very relaxing

unless they decide to counter-jungle all the time

I am tired of eve and voyance!!

Sagaxus

Big Red Tie wrote: »

i am not spending any IP now because rumble

welcome to the rumble anticipation station

all the cool kids are here

Jars

Wimble wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Jungling is very relaxing

unless they decide to counter-jungle all the time

I am tired of eve and voyance!!

clairvoyance alistar in the last game I played

Svidrigailov

Hi Wimble, it's me


your friend


Clairvoyance Teemo!


I pack Clairvoyance so I can pop that pillar of light down on you every time you find one of my cleverly-hidden mushrooms, to make you feel like a star!

Cutfang

Clairvoyance Lux so I can kill that tryndamere porting back at his tower.

Svidrigailov

BahamutZERO wrote: »

I've been trying a new blitz build recently. The idea is having overdrive up all the time and knocking everything around during teamfights, and making use of the free attack speed from it by adding lots of AD.

I get to 10% CDR between my runes and masteries. Skill order is Q, E, then R > W > E > Q. I start with a meki pendant, turn it into a tear, get boots, get CDR boots, get glacial shroud, and I now have max CDR. From there I make a manamune, sheen, triforce, then finally I upgrade glacial shroud into frozen heart and fill the remaining 2 slots with AD items like infinity edge and sometimes bloodrazor if they have high health dudes.

Can I do this better or more efficiently though? Like getting 5% less CDR from runes and masteries so the extra 5% on frozen heart isn't wasted, or getting a different combination of CDR items like shurelia's instead of glacial shroud, although I would miss the armor and the extra mana beefing up blitz's mana shield. On the other hand shurelia's ability would be hilarious on a constantly overdriving blitzcrank too...

or wait I could get ghostblade, shurelia's and some other type of boots for maximum activated movespeed fun!

Well, first off: you mention 12,000 gold worth of items before you even get into attack damage. In general it's a good idea to plan a build around ~8,000 gold and include some defensive/offensive options for games that go longer. With that build you'd barely start the Trinity Force before most games ended.

What it comes down to for me, though, is that AD Blitz is pretty gimmicky. You're not playing to his strengths at all (feeding his teammates, never dying ever) and you can't really get any damage beyond a Sheen and a Manamune without severely gimping Blitz's tankiness/manastackingness. I would build him something like this, maybe with a Black Cleaver or Youmuu's as your final item if the enemy team isn't putting up much of a fight.

Hold out for Rumble if you want to be a damage-dealing robot!

Wimble

removing voyance would be great!

less level 1 fights, harder to counter-jungle, remembering and being good at warding is more important and so on

Jars

so I am liking this on warwick

mini razors
merc's
wit's end
SV+sunfire
finish MBR
GA

wit's end early on is like a finished MBR with mana burn. 1 ult = 200 mana gone. you might want to sell it off late game though, and get a BV/fon.

BahamutZERO

Svidrigailov wrote: »

BahamutZERO wrote: »

I've been trying a new blitz build recently. The idea is having overdrive up all the time and knocking everything around during teamfights, and making use of the free attack speed from it by adding lots of AD.

I get to 10% CDR between my runes and masteries. Skill order is Q, E, then R > W > E > Q. I start with a meki pendant, turn it into a tear, get boots, get CDR boots, get glacial shroud, and I now have max CDR. From there I make a manamune, sheen, triforce, then finally I upgrade glacial shroud into frozen heart and fill the remaining 2 slots with AD items like infinity edge and sometimes bloodrazor if they have high health dudes.

Can I do this better or more efficiently though? Like getting 5% less CDR from runes and masteries so the extra 5% on frozen heart isn't wasted, or getting a different combination of CDR items like shurelia's instead of glacial shroud, although I would miss the armor and the extra mana beefing up blitz's mana shield. On the other hand shurelia's ability would be hilarious on a constantly overdriving blitzcrank too...

or wait I could get ghostblade, shurelia's and some other type of boots for maximum activated movespeed fun!

Well, first off: you mention 12,000 gold worth of items before you even get into attack damage. In general it's a good idea to plan a build around ~8,000 gold and include some defensive/offensive options for games that go longer. With that build you'd barely start the Trinity Force before most games ended.

What it comes down to for me, though, is that AD Blitz is pretty gimmicky. You're not playing to his strengths at all (feeding his teammates, never dying ever) and you can't really get any damage beyond a Sheen and a Manamune without severely gimping Blitz's tankiness/manastackingness. I would build him something like this, maybe with a Black Cleaver or Youmuu's as your final item if the enemy team isn't putting up much of a fight.

Hold out for Rumble if you want to be a damage-dealing robot!

yeah after playing around with this in a few games it just doesn't work as well as blitztank.

Kwoaru

Nirya the foul usurper

Zen Vulgarity

Your threads were bad

Kwoaru

fuck you dad

Jasconius

I like this game a lot but it's hard to go away and come back. They add so many champions and items have changed quite a bit since I was "into it". I feel like I have to relearn the game every few months.

Another thing is that I am a huge fan of the 3v3 map and despise the 5v5 map, thus opposite of everyone I know, so I can't get friends to play with me.

I roll with Warwick, Blitz, Nasus, and Katarina.

BahamutZERO

Jasconius wrote: »

I like this game a lot but it's hard to go away and come back. They add so many champions and items have changed quite a bit since I was "into it". I feel like I have to relearn the game every few months.

Another thing is that I am a huge fan of the 3v3 map and despise the 5v5 map, thus opposite of everyone I know, so I can't get friends to play with me.

I roll with Warwick, Blitz, Nasus, and Katarina.

yeah I don't think I've heard anyone else around here say they prefer twisted treeline to summoner's rift.

Nirya

Me and Zen are buds. Also I totally waited like 10 minutes after the last thread locked, soooooooo

BlueBlue

what is the deal with the twisted treeline - I frequently hear it's unbalanced or something?
Tell me the secrets

nealcm

imagine trying to kill the tanks that are balanced for 5v5 with only 3 people instead of 5 people

thats basically it

Naphtali

the champs are balanced around 5v5. not 3v3 comps

certain champs/combos of champs straight up own on 3v3 and can't be beat