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DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty DameRegistered User regular
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
So.

James

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Mother fuckin'

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Bond

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y'all

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This iconic series involves lots of ridiculous puns

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and hot chicks which had names which were, in fact, ridiculous puns. It also involves car crashes, car chases, crazy villains

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and whatnot. From your Connerys to your Daltons to your Craigs, one thing is for certain: people are going to get shot, and it's going to be terrific. There's simply a ridiculous amount of these movies, and it's a crying shame that the series seems to be on indefinite hiatus because MGM is unable to manage its finances

So which iteration is your favorite Bond? Let's all talk about this suave motherfucker

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i was always a roger moore kind of guy

    connery owns too though

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Jaws is my favourite henchman. He is pretty much the only one that doesn't die or fuck bond.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Toss-up between Oddjob and Jaws for me.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    bond

    james bond






















    jr

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    octopussy was not the best title

    they should have just called it pussy and i think it would have been edgier

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I can't remember. Is that James Bond as a teen or a James Bond's son? The Jr is throwing me off.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm partial to Brosnan.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I

    I like Craig a whole bunch

    please don't beat me

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I can't remember. Is that James Bond as a teen or a James Bond's son? The Jr is throwing me off.

    the oh so catchy theme song says it's his nephew

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I

    I like Craig a whole bunch

    please don't beat me

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    and hot chicks which had names

    so you think of women as objects, eh

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm sure I'm biased because I grew up during his era, but I always thought Pierce Brosnan felt like the truest Bond.

    His real-life name goes a long way in that regard. I mean Pierce? Come on.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I can't remember. Is that James Bond as a teen or a James Bond's son? The Jr is throwing me off.

    the oh so catchy theme song says it's his nephew

    It is past three in the morning and there are people sleeping in this house.

    Not me though.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I

    I like Craig a whole bunch

    please don't beat me


    Own that shit son. Don't be afraid to have a correct opinion.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I

    I like Craig a whole bunch

    please don't beat me


    Own that shit son. Don't be afraid to have a correct opinion.

    What if he had said David Niven?

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    I'm sure I'm biased because I grew up during his era, but I always thought Pierce Brosnan felt like the truest Bond.

    His real-life name goes a long way in that regard. I mean Pierce? Come on.

    I always like remembering this quote.
    Christopher Lee wrote:
    In my opinion--and I think I know as much if not more about Bond than anyone, particularly about the characters on whom [Ian Fleming] told me Bond was based--Pierce Brosnan was by far the best and closest to the character.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    This thread has great timing, I just finished watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service tonight!

    Whoo for George Lazenby and Diana Rigg! <3

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  • SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    always been a brosnan fan even though the majority of his movies are shit

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why the theme song is not in the OP is beyond me.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Craig is a great bond.

    I thought that was the consensus?

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  • SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    craig isn't a great bond but casino royale was pretty good

    quantum of solace is so bad though

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A great Bond yes

    but not many people have him as their favorite

    (I do)

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I really enjoy the harshness Craig brings to his interpretation.

    Really helped remind me that deep down James Bond is really just a really, charismatic sociopath.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    He is the take no bullshit Bond

    I admire the cut of his jib

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yes I really love how straight motherfucking cold Craig Bond is.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The title of this thread is my favorite Daniel Craig quote.

    Not that he has many, but still.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah but to be honest Brosnan will always be Bond to me.

    I want to kill all the writers of his latter movies though.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    The BEST part of Quantum of Solace is Stana Katic at the end.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I

    I like Craig a whole bunch

    please don't beat me

    It's cool man, I like Craig too

    Mainly because he is very pretty for me to look at

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    and hot chicks which had names

    so you think of women as objects, eh

    Oh shit, my terrible wording has allowed Tossrock to unearth my terrible secret!!

    I suppose there's no hiding how terribly misogynistic I am, now. All women reading this, take off your shoes, get into the kitchen, make me a sandwich

    All Daniel Craigs reading this: take off your shirt and meet me outside in three minutes

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wonder how many fake Bond girls we can make up

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pussy Galore

    Oh wait

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bogey wrote: »
    The BEST part of Quantum of Solace is Stana Katic at the end.
    Hey Bogey.

    Put a thing together for us soon.

    You're the only one who can do it.

    -Signed, the Queen of SoCal

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Like, what kind of thing? Big thing like Disneyland, or something smaller like Taco Tuesdays?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was over at a friend's house when I was in high school, hangin' out their basement, playing pool.

    I had to go take the Browns to the Superbowl, and there was a copy of Casino Royale on the back of the toilet.

    One and a half hours later they noticed I was missing and knocked on the door.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bogey wrote: »
    Like, what kind of thing? Big thing like Disneyland, or something smaller like Taco Tuesdays?
    No, something at someone's place where we can just relax and enjoy ourselves. Also, where I don't have to spend a lot of money. What happened to game night?

    Goddammit, we live in LA! Why don't we know someone with a bigass mansion?!

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I was over at a friend's house when I was in high school, hangin' out their basement, playing pool.

    I had to go take the Browns to the Superbowl, and there was a copy of Casino Royale on the back of the toilet.

    One and a half hours later they noticed I was missing and knocked on the door.

    So.........

    did you have some means of playing the DVD, or

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I was over at a friend's house when I was in high school, hangin' out their basement, playing pool.

    I had to go take the Browns to the Superbowl, and there was a copy of Casino Royale on the back of the toilet.

    One and a half hours later they noticed I was missing and knocked on the door.

    So.........

    did you have some means of playing the DVD, or

    I'm 33.

    So, no, not really...

    EDIT: Oh I get it.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I wonder how many fake Bond girls we can make up

    Mona Lotte

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