There's a game, it's called Portal 2, it's out now. It's pretty damn good.
Hey there! It's been a while. It's been very boring while you've been gone. Not a load has happened, to be honest, but, you're here now, and that's the important part, I think. Important to stay focused on the
positive aspects of our current situation.
You may notice a few things have changed since you've been gone, and, just, don't panic. I can't stress enough how important
not panicking is. You may be saying "why is he in charge of these things?", but not to worry. I have everything under control.
Don't panic.
For instance, did you know that we have co-operative testing now? Brilliant, really. Carpool to work. Always helps to stay in groups. You won't get lost, stick with your buddy. Did you know that the average lifespan of a thing in a group is 70% longer than someone alone?
Well, actually, that might not be an accurate statistic, but, chin up. It's important to have friends in this time of
not panicking.
Now, there are a few videos here, just in case you need to be brought up to speed. To be entirely honest, I haven't watched them, but I assume they're very important, so if you could watch them and then maybe just, remember all the important bits, that would be absolutely brilliant. I think that'll work nicely.
Investment Opportunity #1Investment Opportunity #2Investment Opportunity #3Investment Opportunity #4
Um, so yes, if you've watched those, I think we're good and ready to start then. I'm gonna take myself down from this bar n--
OH NO WAIT SORRY I FORGOT ONE MORE VERY IMPORTANT THING
Now, you may be awfully quick for this testing. I mean, you don't seem it, but it's possible, so, I think it's for the best if you just keep everything you see very, very secret. Best not tell anyone anything with enclosing it in
tags, because, well, if you don't, you die. That's what they tell me.
Oh. You don't need me? Well, how about I just wait here, and you come back when we're good and ready. Yes? Yes. Perfect. Absolutely brilliant. Remember to not panic.
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French bread and bacon sandwiches. No lettuce. No tomato.
Just bread and bacon. Bliss.
Why I fear the ocean.
did you hear the one about how the golfer hit the ball onto a cake, and they wouldn't let him take a mulligan
it seems that according to the PGA rule book, the cake was a lie.
I will kill you.
I do not know how.
I do not know when.
But you will face justice for that "joke".
Why I fear the ocean.
hey if you don't like my golf jokes
join the club
...I'm sorry, that was rough
Bacon doesn't cost me extra on my sandwich.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Oh fuck me I want one of those.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
UH OH
that thread title doesn't even make sense without context
Honest!
i roasted some red peppers for a sandwich the other day and I have a really hard time deciding which I like better, roasted or raw
roasted draws out the flavour nicely but I also really like the cold crisp of a raw pepper, especially if you cut it so it's straight and not the weird C-shape that a standard cut gives you
makes sandwich insertion easier, too
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
You must be new to comedy. You're still rather green.
It'll be a fair ways until your material peaks.
Until then, stop trying to wedge it in wherever you can.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
don't be messin'
co-op was fun
sadly I don't know how much replaying I will be doing as I know the answers to all the puzzles now
I think they have to know that not everyone will get around to playing through the coop at once, so you'll end up having friends who want to play together but one has already gone through coop and the other hasn't, etc..
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
someone who wasn't me did the Portal 2 thing because ostensibly this thread hates lemons
e: also I don't know if the end song is spoiler type things but just in case
Ah man, now I want to roast me some peppers. Thanks, you big jerk.
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Both alike in dignity
In fair gaeming
The starcrossed gamers
O Doctor Vance, Doctor Vance! wherefore art thou Doctor Vance?
Deny thy Gman and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my science,
And I'll no longer be an Aperture.
That just fucking happened
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
CHAPTER 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
Description: This is that part.
holy damn
I also made a bunch of screenshots, some of which were pretty shitty, to be honest. Here they are, but be warned: There be spoilers.
Now to do the co-op campaign.
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
until that part
you know which part
Cause everyone feels it at that point.
The music kicks in and it is suddenly on.
Actually Apeture Science seems more competently run than Sony in most cases.
It's Computers certianly aren't as funny
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