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  • Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    Bizzaro Stormy on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why are you doing this God? Is this some sort of test? Will I gain entrance to your eternal paradise if I refrain from lynching the OP?

    Give me a sign.

    Godfather on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm a big fan of that exchange above.

    this one

    exchange.jpg

    Perfect timing, BS.

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i don't understand

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am a fantastic poet

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't get the idea that you have to post when you clearly don't like my poems.

    Anyway one more for the Day

    Infinity Comics
    What a Pain
    Won't release Popo Can Super Trouble Heroine
    Since they say it did not sell well
    Then why did I buy it
    Where is the fruit of my loyalty?
    On Infinity Comics
    You deal much pain.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    this is not your motherfucking journal, man

    around here threads live or die based on whether people want to read them

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ode To Tim Hortons

    O, Tim Hortons
    O, barer of Iced Capps and Doughnuts;
    Your shops are plentiful,
    And you are well known in Canada.
    Soon, the world.
    But your debit machines are fscked.
    I loathe you in the best way possible.

    mully on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I want to post Jabberwocky so hard

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SERENITY NOW!

    Godfather on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands

    Monkeybomb on
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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands

    Out of the darkness
    And Image appears
    Spreading light all around
    Taking my hand she shouts
    Welcome to Otakudom!

    Katchem_ash on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands


    My body aches
    My mind reels
    My heart hurts
    Samantha Marlson
    Cocktease

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    What the hell, you guys? Poetry isn't that great. Prose is where it's at.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands


    My body aches
    My mind reels
    My heart hurts
    Samantha Marlson
    Cocktease

    How can you do this
    I must deserve to suffer
    What did I do
    I'm terrible, you're terrible
    For stopping this
    Nose piercing

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands


    My body aches
    My mind reels
    My heart hurts
    Samantha Marlson
    Cocktease

    How can you do this
    I must deserve to suffer
    What did I do
    I'm terrible, you're terrible
    For stopping this
    Nose piercing


    Goth
    Not a trend
    A state of being
    You can take my credit card
    But you can't take my soul

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    What the hell, you guys? Poetry isn't that great. Prose is where it's at.

    The fuck is Prose? I'm too lazy to look it up.

    Godfather on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Godfather wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    What the hell, you guys? Poetry isn't that great. Prose is where it's at.

    The fuck is Prose? I'm too lazy to look it up.

    Fiction, non-fiction

    Basically anything that isn't poetry

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands


    My body aches
    My mind reels
    My heart hurts
    Samantha Marlson
    Cocktease

    How can you do this
    I must deserve to suffer
    What did I do
    I'm terrible, you're terrible
    For stopping this
    Nose piercing


    Goth
    Not a trend
    A state of being
    You can take my credit card
    But you can't take my soul

    They laugh
    But I'll never show
    Not here
    At home
    My tomb
    Make me cry
    A rain in the night

    Monkeybomb on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Damn, I love that one.

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands


    My body aches
    My mind reels
    My heart hurts
    Samantha Marlson
    Cocktease

    How can you do this
    I must deserve to suffer
    What did I do
    I'm terrible, you're terrible
    For stopping this
    Nose piercing


    Goth
    Not a trend
    A state of being
    You can take my credit card
    But you can't take my soul

    They laugh
    But I'll never show
    Not here
    At home
    My tomb
    Make me cry
    A rain in the night

    In the rain, I shout and Cry
    And A lady appears in the mist
    Covering me with a blanket and giving me a kind smile
    She points to a way where it is bright and green
    "Come" she says "To the Land of the Otaku"
    "And leave this sadness behind".

    As I take her hand and walk in the rain
    It stops and soon I am at peace In the land of the Otaku.

    Katchem_ash on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    frankly, i don't find poems to be that big of a deal
    unpopular though my position may be, I'm always right about stupid stuff like this
    can't you people see
    kipling and cummings and whoever are just a bunch of jerks
    to illustrate my point i'll chop a setence in
    half and then pretend it's has some kind of special meaning
    instead, it's just completely arbitrary
    sometimes, people just fall for the most obvious crap
    sometimes, they will read meaning into something that isn't there
    how the hell do people always find something in nothing?
    i can't believe what passes for art as long as the guy is dead
    truly, we live in troubling times

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I see what you did
    there, hurr hurr hurr oh god
    why is he so gay?

    Dave The Rave on
  • EnvyEnvy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    My soul is dark
    Like a black unicorn
    In a forest of darkness
    Can't go on
    I hate you mom and dad

    You don't understand
    You can't understand
    Pain I feel
    Like a knife in my heart
    He doesn't know how lucky
    To take you to homecoming

    Too much anguish
    Too much hurt
    In my heart
    Of blackness
    Jocks are queers

    Today I'm dead
    Inside and out
    You won't win this time
    Can't do it again
    Knock my books out
    Of my hands


    My body aches
    My mind reels
    My heart hurts
    Samantha Marlson
    Cocktease

    How can you do this
    I must deserve to suffer
    What did I do
    I'm terrible, you're terrible
    For stopping this
    Nose piercing


    Goth
    Not a trend
    A state of being
    You can take my credit card
    But you can't take my soul

    They laugh
    But I'll never show
    Not here
    At home
    My tomb
    Make me cry
    A rain in the night

    In the rain, I shout and Cry
    And A lady appears in the mist
    Covering me with a blanket and giving me a kind smile
    She points to a way where it is bright and green
    "Come" she says "To the Land of the Otaku"
    "And leave this sadness behind".

    As I take her hand and walk in the rain
    It stops and soon I am at peace In the land of the Otaku.

    I bled upon my victim's blood.
    Then drank the mixture of blood.
    and grilled my dick on the George Foreman.
    Sandwich

    Envy on
    or you could shut it up.
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
    THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HE-UHL
    FEAR IS HOW I FALL

    mully on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So I wrote a long ass poem inspired by Ultraman...

    Should I post?

    As7 on
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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    So I wrote a long ass poem inspired by Ultraman...

    Should I post?

    In delicious, bite-size increments.

    Godfather on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Broken up by Stanza:

    I Believe In Ultraman
    I believe in Ultraman
    In his flashy silver jumpsuit of love
    putting the moves on all the monster chicks
    Taking them on a crazy trip
    Up and over the break neck lives
    Of downtown Tokyo Lads and Lasses
    Losing himself in the time stream
    Streaking back into the past
    To lay the smack down on Mumra
    Ultraman doesn't ask for respect
    Like thos other washed up deities
    He drops a two ton silver tennis shoe
    Onto the patient posteries of his nemesis
    And your jaw ensues
    Which is why you should believe in titans
    Rising up one-hundred stories tall
    To deliver an atomic loogie in the face
    Of all those technical virgins
    I used to fall in with way back when
    Eyes flung down to the classroom floor
    Biding my sweet plentiful time
    Until the opportunity arrose to body-slam life
    And for a time I slept an idle slumber
    But now my friends believe in luchadores
    Masked renegades running towards glory
    With two clenched fists and an expression
    That says "you don't know me
    But isn't my battle mask awesome
    I designed it myself"
    And I love all those guys
    Because we believe in Dinosaurs
    Walking like men but with longer legs
    With which we ride recklessly
    On our surf boards of instinct
    "You ride those waves, Megalosaurus,
    And be sure to give Noah the bird
    As you blast off towards a future
    Where you'll be better appreciated
    By all the space boys and space damsels
    Who take a wild hover bus trip
    To the natural museum of awesome
    And everyone else believes in nothing
    Nothing worth fighting for anyhow
    Not like otter pops and robot bands
    Manticores that walk like men
    And talk like crazy lion-bird-scorpion-men
    They've got it all so backwards
    Looking off into the ass of history
    When the now is where we are
    The now of fifties B-flicks
    Two Thousand Leagues and Turtlemen
    Cause it's not how the circuits were born
    But how the mold evolved
    From a boring eight bit bamboo board
    Into a gleaming idle of monster mashing
    Nunchuck flinging science fiction

    I wrote it very quickly in two seperate sessions and just edited it for grammar and spelling, not so much inteligability.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i had to write an epic ballad for english class in high school

    so i wrote it about breaking open a nut

    and turned it in really late but still got an A and my teacher put it in her portfolio of uh... things

    that makes me famous right

    Calebros on
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Ode to Saber

    Saber
    King of All
    Saber
    Swordwoman of renown
    Saber
    You send all the other summons to run
    Saber
    You are Number 1

    Katchem_ash on
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Here I sit so broken-hearted
    Tried to shit but only farted.

    Perrsun on
  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest.

    Green Lantern on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What the.

    AHH! on
  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It shone, pale as bone / As I stood there alone / And I thought to myself how the moon, / That night, cast its light / On my heart's true delight, / And the reef where her body was strewn.

    Green Lantern on
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey, where's Katchem_ash?
    Is he getting boned for cash?
    Or raped in the ass?

    Bearcat on
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Once upon a time, a classmate of mine
    Too lazy to complete her assignment on time, stole one of Lauren Hill's rhymes.
    Looked up lyrics with the utmost hast, the she copied and paste.
    She turned it in and got an A, I rolled my eyes that day.

    RoyceSraphim on
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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you idiot

    AHH! on
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