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A Modest Proposal
Evander
Disappointed FatherRegistered User regular
Disappointed FatherRegistered User regular
Gentlemen (and supposed "ladies"), I stand before you today with a proposal.
We all know that fashion is a fickle maiden. A maiden take to wild swings in mood, and sudden shifts in a temperment. A bi-polar young woman, if you will.
We also know that fashion much like any market, is guided by an invisible hand. It is as though galactus himself has appropriated Sue Stom's abilities, and is guiding the market by whim. To be faqir, the fashion designers seem to have a stronger grasp on this proverbial Ouija board than most, but the consumers, as a whole, have far more control.
As such, I propose that we, the Penny Arcade forum-goers, collectively take control of the fashion world, through sheer force of numbers, and bend it to our whims.
And what will we do with this power, you dare ask?
For you, dear compatriots, I have five words: Wearing Shoes On Your Hands
That's right, in 2007, hand-shoes are the new black.
Think about it.
We all know that fashion is a fickle maiden. A maiden take to wild swings in mood, and sudden shifts in a temperment. A bi-polar young woman, if you will.
We also know that fashion much like any market, is guided by an invisible hand. It is as though galactus himself has appropriated Sue Stom's abilities, and is guiding the market by whim. To be faqir, the fashion designers seem to have a stronger grasp on this proverbial Ouija board than most, but the consumers, as a whole, have far more control.
As such, I propose that we, the Penny Arcade forum-goers, collectively take control of the fashion world, through sheer force of numbers, and bend it to our whims.
And what will we do with this power, you dare ask?
For you, dear compatriots, I have five words: Wearing Shoes On Your Hands
That's right, in 2007, hand-shoes are the new black.
Think about it.
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we'll all be over here not looking like a special ed class
It is like a pyramid scheme, but without the risk of ancient egyptian curses.
Tiny Robots
sounds dangerous
Why not shoe hats?
Put shoe on head!
Would you have it any other way?
Shoe On!!!
Apply Directly To The Shoe-head!
Shoe On!!!
Apply Directly To The Shoe-head!
Shoe On!!!
Apply Directly To The Shoe-head!
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STEAM!
I'm just thinking of things to tie around other things, here.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I was just about to post that
So I will
this proposal is far from modest
Don't you mean "ESPECIALLY" when you saw who made the thread?
My people INVENTED eating babies!
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girls can participate via the penis attatchment
IG: Strap on
We can bring back the Ascott
And TOTALLY hook up with Daphne
Lets all just bring back secret decoder rings.
If wwe're getting into strap-ons, I think the better ideas (for ladies AND fellas) is the forehead dildo.
Totally rocking the strap-on unicorn horn.
What? Babies Aren't kosher?!?
But without the blood of christian babaies how will I ever bake my matzahs?
EVANDER WHY
HEART EMOTICON GOES HERE
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I blame society, alcohol, and video game violence.
In that order.
this modest is far from proprosal
this far is from proposal modest
STEAM!
This isn't about eating Irish babies? Is it?
It never is.