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I give off the sense that things will be super fun and adventurous for a couple weeks, pretty great for three months, tolerable for another month, and then one of us leaves and never calls the other one
I made a profile on OKC a year (or two?) ago. But I'm super shy, so I haven't been able to send a message to any dudes who seem interesting. I think the fact that it's a dating site adds too much pressure. I should practice starting and having conversations in general, before trying to actually woo someone. :C
*resumes lurking*
I made a profile on OKC a year (or two?) ago. But I'm super shy, so I haven't been able to send a message to any dudes who seem interesting. I think the fact that it's a dating site adds too much pressure. I should practice starting and having conversations in general, before trying to actually woo someone. :C
*resumes lurking*
Dating is pretty much perfect for practising that though - in fact that's pretty much my goal at the moment, because I'm also terrible at the whole 'wooing' thing. I've found it's pretty easy to organise just a friendly meeting rather than a full on 'date' situation which takes the pressure off a bit.
basically it's a pretty terrible idea, if you're ever going to come up with rap lyrics in your head, to imagine them being rapped by Chali 2na
because they will sound fucking awesome no matter what
don't fool yourself!
Equally importantly though, always remember that you are not Chali 2na and you never will be, so you should not rap along while listening to things on your iPod. You will get looks.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
it's one of those weird things where you kinda feel like spider-man in that you know there are things you can do that the person will totally do as they're into you so you must be kind and sincere
subduing bad man thoughts
"SLATHER THE NUT UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDSHIELD WIPER AND SCREAM RACIAL EPITHETS"
So I took your advice and spoke with the girl about where she saw things going, turns out she's not really looking for anything at the moment. We'll just stay on friendly terms and see what happens down the road.
Glad I did though! Cleared things up a lot. Yay talking about things?
So I took your advice and spoke with the girl about where she saw things going, turns out she's not really looking for anything at the moment. We'll just stay on friendly terms and see what happens down the road.
Glad I did though! Cleared things up a lot. Yay talking about things?
it's one of those weird things where you kinda feel like spider-man in that you know there are things you can do that the person will totally do as they're into you so you must be kind and sincere
subduing bad man thoughts
"SLATHER THE NUT UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDSHIELD WIPER AND SCREAM RACIAL EPITHETS"
in some cases bad man thoughts are the preferred scenario
Thanks dudes, the internet proves itself yet again! Honestly it's probably for the best, I should really work on improving myself before getting into anything serious.
Or find a girl who likes watching cartoons all day..
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...and this morning.
for some reason the following rap verse popped into my head at work a couple days ago
I don't go for guys
but if I did swing that way
I would explode in yo mouth
like I was Enola Gay
it's not that good or anything but I had to find somewhere to release it
to exorcise it from my brain, if you will
and I guess this is the most appropriate place I've found
*resumes lurking*
It's a rare compliment to have a good friend tell me he would come in my mouth!
to thinking, what kind of verse could you make that instead directly references the Enola Gay, and then it was of course immediately obvious
this kind of all happened in my train of thought over the course of 20 seconds while I was shucking a couple of oysters
I should know 8-)
never stop being drunk and wonderful
Dating is pretty much perfect for practising that though - in fact that's pretty much my goal at the moment, because I'm also terrible at the whole 'wooing' thing. I've found it's pretty easy to organise just a friendly meeting rather than a full on 'date' situation which takes the pressure off a bit.
You learn more about the person and decide if you want to have sex with them or not.
because they will sound fucking awesome no matter what
don't fool yourself!
Edit. Oh....K...don't read that...*blush*
They do sound awesome
Honey, leave the poor boy alone. He means well. Not everyone can have our lovely marriage!
Hell yes, Berk. Wish you all the luck in the world mate
did each of you post "fap" and then you "Liked" it?
oh there's a cousin no i don't want to know about your farmville OH STICK THOSE FINGERS IN YOUR WET CUNT OHHHHH GOD I BLASTED ON MY CHIN AND CHEST
i nutted after jaggin off
subduing bad man thoughts
"SLATHER THE NUT UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDSHIELD WIPER AND SCREAM RACIAL EPITHETS"
I'm sorry sweetie.
Glad I did though! Cleared things up a lot. Yay talking about things?
word up, manny pacquaio can eat some shit son
:^:
it would be funny to me, not pleasurable for both parties
i'm more of a prude than Slider
unless a beej = sex? i dunno
i say no, but i can understand the sentiment
SE++ Map Steam
Or find a girl who likes watching cartoons all day..