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  • ElwoodElwood Registered User regular
    I give off the sense that things will be super fun and adventurous for a couple weeks, pretty great for three months, tolerable for another month, and then one of us leaves and never calls the other one

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    Sex last night.

    ...and this morning.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    What a lucky lady

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Slider's one to kiss and tell, I guess

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    i actually deleted my okcupid account earlier today

    i realized i don't really have time to go out on dates.

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    we should rap soon, sir

    O-okay

    for some reason the following rap verse popped into my head at work a couple days ago


    I don't go for guys
    but if I did swing that way
    I would explode in yo mouth
    like I was Enola Gay



    it's not that good or anything but I had to find somewhere to release it
    to exorcise it from my brain, if you will

    and I guess this is the most appropriate place I've found

  • DawasaurusDawasaurus In a forestRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I made a profile on OKC a year (or two?) ago. But I'm super shy, so I haven't been able to send a message to any dudes who seem interesting. I think the fact that it's a dating site adds too much pressure. I should practice starting and having conversations in general, before trying to actually woo someone. :C
    *resumes lurking*

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Captain K wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    i actually deleted my okcupid account earlier today

    i realized i don't really have time to go out on dates.

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    we should rap soon, sir

    O-okay

    for some reason the following rap verse popped into my head at work a couple days ago


    I don't go for guys
    but if I did swing that way
    I would explode in yo mouth
    like I was Enola Gay



    it's not that good or anything but I had to find somewhere to release it
    to exorcise it from my brain, if you will

    and I guess this is the most appropriate place I've found

    It's a rare compliment to have a good friend tell me he would come in my mouth!

  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    somehow I went from "drop bombs like Hiroshima" which is established rap content

    to thinking, what kind of verse could you make that instead directly references the Enola Gay, and then it was of course immediately obvious


    this kind of all happened in my train of thought over the course of 20 seconds while I was shucking a couple of oysters

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    You can meet some cool girls on the net!

    I should know 8-)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So for all his talk of waiting to have sex, he really just means waiting until the second date? Not really sure what that's accomplishing.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What a lucky lady

    never stop being drunk and wonderful

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Dawasaurus wrote:
    I made a profile on OKC a year (or two?) ago. But I'm super shy, so I haven't been able to send a message to any dudes who seem interesting. I think the fact that it's a dating site adds too much pressure. I should practice starting and having conversations in general, before trying to actually woo someone. :C
    *resumes lurking*

    Dating is pretty much perfect for practising that though - in fact that's pretty much my goal at the moment, because I'm also terrible at the whole 'wooing' thing. I've found it's pretty easy to organise just a friendly meeting rather than a full on 'date' situation which takes the pressure off a bit.

  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    3rd date.

    You learn more about the person and decide if you want to have sex with them or not.

  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    basically it's a pretty terrible idea, if you're ever going to come up with rap lyrics in your head, to imagine them being rapped by Chali 2na

    because they will sound fucking awesome no matter what

    don't fool yourself!

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Having sex is so damn overrated.

    Edit. Oh....K...don't read that...*blush*

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So which character flaws are you trying to change in this one Slider?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Captain K wrote:
    basically it's a pretty terrible idea, if you're ever going to come up with rap lyrics in your head, to imagine them being rapped by Chali 2na

    because they will sound fucking awesome no matter what

    don't fool yourself!
    Hint

    They do sound awesome

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote:
    So which character flaws are you trying to change in this one Slider?

    Honey, leave the poor boy alone. He means well. Not everyone can have our lovely marriage!

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Captain K wrote:
    basically it's a pretty terrible idea, if you're ever going to come up with rap lyrics in your head, to imagine them being rapped by Chali 2na

    because they will sound fucking awesome no matter what

    don't fool yourself!
    Equally importantly though, always remember that you are not Chali 2na and you never will be, so you should not rap along while listening to things on your iPod. You will get looks.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    I gotta a d-d-date tonight

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    with a d-d-d-goose?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Berk wrote:
    I gotta a d-d-date tonight

    Hell yes, Berk. Wish you all the luck in the world mate

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    two days ago i had a mutual jerk off session via facebook

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    two days ago i had a mutual jerk off session via facebook

    did each of you post "fap" and then you "Liked" it?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    it's not really something a dude blush about, though it's odd to do that amidst all the shit on facebook

    oh there's a cousin no i don't want to know about your farmville OH STICK THOSE FINGERS IN YOUR WET CUNT OHHHHH GOD I BLASTED ON MY CHIN AND CHEST

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    fap is not a grown ass man word

    i nutted after jaggin off

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Berk wrote:
    I gotta a d-d-date tonight
    Woop!

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    it's one of those weird things where you kinda feel like spider-man in that you know there are things you can do that the person will totally do as they're into you so you must be kind and sincere

    subduing bad man thoughts

    "SLATHER THE NUT UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDSHIELD WIPER AND SCREAM RACIAL EPITHETS"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote:
    So which character flaws are you trying to change in this one Slider?

    Honey, leave the poor boy alone. He means well. Not everyone can have our lovely marriage!

    I'm sorry sweetie.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    sorry anjin, it's been some time since I had sweaty internet sex with a Filipino girl

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  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    So I took your advice and spoke with the girl about where she saw things going, turns out she's not really looking for anything at the moment. We'll just stay on friendly terms and see what happens down the road.

    Glad I did though! Cleared things up a lot. Yay talking about things?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    who said anything about the Philippians

    word up, manny pacquaio can eat some shit son

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So I took your advice and spoke with the girl about where she saw things going, turns out she's not really looking for anything at the moment. We'll just stay on friendly terms and see what happens down the road.

    Glad I did though! Cleared things up a lot. Yay talking about things?

    :^:

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Yay being mature about things QM. A lot of us could do worse than to learn from your example!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    it's one of those weird things where you kinda feel like spider-man in that you know there are things you can do that the person will totally do as they're into you so you must be kind and sincere

    subduing bad man thoughts

    "SLATHER THE NUT UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDSHIELD WIPER AND SCREAM RACIAL EPITHETS"
    in some cases bad man thoughts are the preferred scenario

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    distinctions

    it would be funny to me, not pleasurable for both parties

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    It's funny, because all-told
    i'm more of a prude than Slider

    unless a beej = sex? i dunno
    i say no, but i can understand the sentiment

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    a blowjob is not sex in the traditional vernacular of fucking unless you're really just fucking her mouth in which case it's a face fuck

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    this is where the fuck takes precedence

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  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    Thanks dudes, the internet proves itself yet again! Honestly it's probably for the best, I should really work on improving myself before getting into anything serious.

    Or find a girl who likes watching cartoons all day..

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