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I take really long showers

powersspowerss Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Seriously, i take really long showers, per the thread title.

I usually use all the hot water

i'm talking 30 minutes of just standing there in the shower

when it starts to get cold I soap up, wash etc

what's wrong with me

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you have AIDS i'm sorry

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  • MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You like dry skin.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    how much of this time is spent with a finger somewhere near/in your asshole

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't pay for water or the heating of it and my apartment building has amply sized water heaters. On a couple of occasions I spent over an hour in the shower and the water remained gloriously hot the entire time.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm about to go take a shower

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't pay for water or the heating of it and my apartment building has amply sized water heaters. On a couple of occasions I spent over an hour in the shower and the water remained gloriously hot the entire time.


    what

    ohmigod

    i do this in hotels

    like hour showers
    mmmmmmmmmmhourshowers

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  • XythXyth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Im prior to golden showers as well.
    Wait what?

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sometimes, i turn my brain off in there. and end up in the dreaded
    Super Power(ed?) Shower Hour

    Or i get the Hour shower Super power

    I cant figure out which one has a better ring

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There sure are a shit load of crappy threads today!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I generally try to take relatively quick showers.


    ..... you all know why....

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mine tend to be about 15 minutes long.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I took a 1 hour bath once, refilling the tub with hot water twice.

    I was stoned and formulating plans on what to do afterwards.

    I went out to watch a dirt race.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    c'mon bogey. You can lock a thread about me and how awesome I am in mere seconds but you're letting riff-raff like this post about fuck anything?

    I'm kinda disappointed in you, mister, I have to say.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I take really long showers too

    My roommate probably thinks I just stand in there and jerk off

    But in reality, I tend to do my best thinking in the shower

    I don't know why

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You probably take so long cause your spanking it, right?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku

    you are my new hero

    thanks for making my day <3

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hot showers are great, but you just can't beat a hot spring in a freezing cold country.

    I tell you those Icelandic fellows, they know what the fuck they are doing.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My roommates take long showers.

    I assume they are jerking off and I'm probably right.

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I masterbated in the shower for close to three hours once.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tard wrote: »
    My roommates take long showers.

    I assume they are jerking off and I'm probably right.

    ask them

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tard wrote: »
    My roommates take long showers.

    I assume they are jerking off and I'm probably right.

    You mean, like, together?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh man, I love long showers. Also, I like them to be hot to the point of nearly scalding me.

    When I date women that also like very long, painfully warm showers, it's pretty much the coolest thing ever.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shower jackin' is the worst.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    I masterbated in the shower for close to three hours once.

    You're supposed to go see a doctor if that happens.

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ATTN POOR PEOPLE: SHOWERS ARE NOT REPLACEMENTS FOR HOT TUBS

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Is this Androo guy our new punching bag? He should be.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, Naporeon, I hear you!

    My last ladyfriend hated hot water. My current one can stand how hot I make showers.

    It's great!

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    You mean, like, together?


    I'll say yes to keep the dream alive.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nice

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah what the hell? Since when is shower yanking enjoyable?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shower yanking is horrible. I hate it.

    But shower fucking is :^: :^:

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someone should do a study on why shower jacking sucks so much.

    Maybe it's the semen+water=OH GOD combination

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Shower yanking is horrible. I hate it.

    But shower fucking is :^: :^:

    yes and yes

    also, I am absolutely with you on the showers so hot you nearly burn yourself thing

    fucking love it

    our water heater was cranked the fuck up to "LAVA" setting, I think, when we moved in, and I just left it. Water is literally hot enough to scald you if all you're running is the hot. Gooood stuff.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote: »

    But shower fucking is :^: :^:

    lies

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Shower yanking is horrible. I hate it.

    But shower fucking is :^: :^:

    until you slip a little and both fall through the shower curtain and then she never wants to do it again because she's a big baby

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ever been to prison?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No study is necessary, Homeless.

    You've pretty much captured it right there.

    Well, that and the fact that I don't enjoy jacking it while standing up, in a torrent of painfully hot water.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I mean. It's not really sex, right?

    Shower rape?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    no it's pretty much the semen + water = what the holy fuck what is going on this is just fucking nasty and it won't wash off oh god what the hell now it is all over my favorite towel

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, I have some questions for all of you shower-fucking haters:

    How old are you? And have you ever fucked an actual woman?

    Because only a stroke victim could fall over while fucking the shower. If it's just your inexperience talking, though, try practicing using a couch or chair for support first. Because seriously, shower lovings are not to be missed.

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