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Don't probe me, bro! [Aliens]

TiBTiB Registered User regular
edited August 2011 in Social Entropy++
Everyone knows something about aliens! Be it your favorite TV show

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Or that movie you saw with your friends

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Or maybe your cousins neighbors friend who TOTALLY got abducted by an alien I'm serious you guys

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So put on your tinfoil hats and cover your butts! It's alien time!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Why is Aliens and Alien not in the OP.


    Massive fail.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I KILL ME!

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    BLM - ACAB
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Get some Alien Abduction Insurance

    http://www.ufo2001.com/

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    I tried watching that new Discovery Channel show, Curiousity: http://curiosity.discovery.com/#mkcpgn=semcur1

    It was talking about Alien Invasions, and it was terrible.

  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    Well, Silmaril, this is the place to share those things

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    Yes, LTM. I watched that too.

    Then I had TERRIBLE nightmares

    Eyes exploding has that affect on me

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    TiB wrote:
    Well, Silmaril, this is the place to share those things

    This thread should only be about one thing, which do you prefer: Alien or Aliens?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Prometheus, the Alien prequel being directed by Ridley Scott has me so damn excited you guys. Not only is he one of my fave directors and it's a franchise I love, but that cast is amaaazing. Charlize Theron, Noomi rapace, idris elba, Michael fassbender, guy pierce? Yes please

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    did aliens have john hurt y/n

  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    So you are saying it is alien time?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    While the rules of probability state that there are almost certainly alien species living somewhere in the universe, they also state we almost definitely will never become aware of their existence (or them of ours).

    Fuck you science, making the most frustrating possibility the likeliest.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    wherein i reveal i havent seen aliens yet

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    TiB wrote:
    Yes, LTM. I watched that too.

    Then I had TERRIBLE nightmares

    Eyes exploding has that affect on me

    I turned it off before they got to the actual invading. the people they interviewed about rationales for invasion were very off-putting.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Stephen Hawking is afraid of aliens conquering us

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Also there is nothing about Earth that would ever possibly make it prime invasion land to any alien species technologically capable of actually doing it.

    It would be like humans invading Central Park for the precious flea honey of their ant hives.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    When the experts on that episode kept talking about the best ways to attack us, all I could think was "SHUSH YOU GUYS WE ARE SENDING THIS INTO SPACE THEY CAN HEAR YOU GOD"

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    The only reason they'd want to kill us is us being dicks.

    Oh shit we are fucked.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    then I remembered that was retarded

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    wherein i reveal i havent seen aliens yet

    God dammit.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    It bears repeating, because its so goddamned strange, Stephen Hawking is afraid of aliens conquering us

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    so how long before this turns into another Mass Effect thread

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    Planning a camping trip to the desert soon

    Apparently the desert is a fine place to see some creepy lights

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Also this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

    is the second thing we attached to a probe to send into space for possibly aliens to find someday.

    Let's play a game: look at those engravings on the back of it and try to figure out what they're trying to explain without reading the article.

    Now imagine you're an alien and have no frame of reference for any of those symbols.

    What was so hard about putting a bunch of pictures in a box, maybe put a manually operated record player in there for some sounds? Why you gotta make it so hard for aliens, Carl Sagan?

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    If they want to find an intelligent species unlike their own they had best work for it gosh darn it

    Edit: Ah God, Geek. Noooooo!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i saw the commercial for Curiosity on Hulu, and I was like, huh, this show might actually be a turn for the better in terms of science shows for discov-

    NEXT WEEK: ALIEN INVASION???

    NEXT EPISODE: DOES GOD EXIST????

    oh ok great.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Silmaril wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    wherein i reveal i havent seen aliens yet

    God dammit.

    Stay frosty Sil

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    wherein i reveal i havent seen aliens yet

    God dammit.

    Stay frosty Sil

    We're in the pipe. Five by Five.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Also if they somehow get it up and running (keep in mind that most human beings have a hard time putting up shelves with a manual written in their own language), they'll find pictures including this:

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    There are other pictures too but they are irrelevant. Just look at it.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Balefuego wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    wherein i reveal i havent seen aliens yet

    God dammit.

    Stay frosty Sil

    Hey Bale, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    We want aliens to see Auric Goldfinger enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    I watched Paul the other day.

    It was good.

    Also, if we ever do find evidence of real life aliens (which we won't) the news seems least likely to break on something called The History Channel.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Forar wrote:
    Balefuego wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    wherein i reveal i havent seen aliens yet

    God dammit.

    Stay frosty Sil

    Hey Bale, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    Have you?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    what an amazingly retarded picture

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    i saw the commercial for Curiosity on Hulu, and I was like, huh, this show might actually be a turn for the better in terms of science shows for discov-

    NEXT WEEK: ALIEN INVASION???

    NEXT EPISODE: DOES GOD EXIST????

    oh ok great.

    They are aiming for the History Channel demographic, for some reason. Which would be fine, excepting that the show seems to suck.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    what an amazingly retarded picture

    Don't worry Langly, me and my squad of ultimate bad asses will protect you

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    Well, we can't make Earth seem THAT great guys.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    "We're a people who taunt our overweight by licking ice cream too close to them for comfort and don't know how a water pitcher works"

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    So when I was 12 my dad gave me a super old copy of this

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Book

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