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Petition the Supreme AI/Alien Armada/God to spare humanity

emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
edited August 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
It's a common theme in science-fiction and mythology: one mortal human is picked by a higher intelligence to become a spokesman for the human race to make the case that humanity is worthy of continued existence. If the spokesman fails to convince the higher intelligence, the punishment is genocide. It's a trial of words with the highest stakes possible so what would you say if you were the spokesman. How do you convince something other than human that you and the rest of mankind have value and deserve a chance at co-existence? Assume two things: that the higher being has concluded it cannot co-exist with mankind due to mankind's bad behavior and that you, the spokesman, are isolated from everything while you make your case. No last-minute Google searches are available - you are on your own. Me, personally, I'd argue that debate and/or discourse would benefit both Man and the higher being. Mankind is receptive to adversity and will change its ways when it is proven to be wrong by the higher being and vice versa and even if one side constantly dominates in debates, the other side will still slowly improve.

Lott tried to convince Yahweh by arguing that Yahweh made a mistake and there had to be at least one righteous man in the city. It would be wrong to punish that one man while he is living in the city so... human shield! Captain Jean-Luc Picard attempted to steer the Borg's attention away from Earth by boldly stating Man valued his individuality and would resist losing it to the death. The Silk Specter's emotional outburst led Dr. Manhattan to reassess Man's unique worth. Neo offered to solve the Agent Smith problem for the Machines in exchange for peace.

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  • Fallout2manFallout2man Vault Dweller Registered User regular
    Without knowing something about the specific race being bargained with and about exactly why they've concluded they can't co-exist with mankind this isn't something that has any sensible answer. Their disagreement could be for rational or irrational reasons. Arguing that punishing the innocent is wrong as Lot did may fall on def ears if the Alien race lacks a comparable sense of empathy that humans have, declaring a will to resist as Picard did to the borg is useless in the face of such an enormous technological imbalance, and arguing for some sense of worth in anthropomorphic diversity or intrinsic moral worth may be useless against an Alien species with greater mastery of biology than ourselves (such that it can create and maintain its own ecosystem through technology, and thus natural biodiversity is no longer necessary as it can be replicated artificially.)

    On Ignorance:
    Kana wrote:
    If the best you can come up with against someone who's patently ignorant is to yell back at him, "Yeah? Well there's BOOKS, and they say you're WRONG!"

    Then honestly you're not coming out of this looking great either.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Seduce the Higher Powers sexy lady friend, stumble upon the energy source of the Aliens power, turn it against them, rule humanity with the alien tech.

    Kneel before PAWS!

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Yeah, but the common theme in all these stories is the non-human sees mankind as self-destructive and a threat to their own well-being. The Borg will end Man's self-destructive tendencies through assimilation, Skynet will end them through a swift nuclear annihilation. Peace will be brought to the universe once the cancer is yaddayaddayadda.

  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    We'd make great pets.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    We'd make great pets.

    Thank you, Dr. Breen from Half-Life 2.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    "Just get it over with already."

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    You should probably not pick me as your spokesman.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    We'd make great pets.

    Once again the Culture wins.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    I don't think we'd be capable of making an adequate case in our defense. Assuming that any other sentient entity would be unable to experience emotions in a meaningfully similar way to us, I think it would be pointless to try to make appeal to their emotions. I would think that a supreme AI/spacefaring alien species/deity all would be far more intelligent than us, which would make it impossible to appeal to them on an intellectual level. Even if they they were less intelligent than us, I think it would be just as difficult to reason with them.
    emnmnme wrote:
    Mankind is receptive to adversity and will change its ways when it is proven to be wrong by the higher being and vice versa and even if one side constantly dominates in debates, the other side will still slowly improve.

    We can't change our ways if doing so would require us to be capable of an alien emotion. Could we expect a shark to show more compassion towards humans swimming in the ocean? A shark will never be capable of understanding or experiencing compassion. I may be wrong about sharks, but from what I understand about biology, many of the emotions that we experience that allow us to coexist, come from parts of the brain that other animals either don't possess, or haven't evolved like ours.

    However (and this might appear to be getting off topic, but I promise to tie it in at the end)

    It seems like a bit of a logical leap to assume that a spacefaring alien/supreme AI, would necessarily be capable of destroying us. There are far too many variables to account for when determining whether or not either of them would win a war with us (culture, biology, logistics, etc), and I hate the fact that most people assume that superior technology necessarily represents a superior ability to wage war. My counter examples to yours would be: Independence Day, and War of the Worlds. In both works, aliens are defeated with low tech (or no tech in the case of War of the Worlds) weapons. Hell, an aliens' weapons might be low tech by our standards, due to them achieving global peace early in their evolution (or never even experiencing war in the history of their species). What they may think might destroy us, our military leaders may scoff at. Something as simple as muskets could easily have massacred a slightly less technologically advanced species, and could give the alien species the impression that they could destroy us. Even if the aliens have been able to destroy other races, that doesn't mean that they could destroy us. The edge the conquistadors had over the Aztecs represented only a few hundred (?) years of technological advancement over the Aztecs (though may you could consider it due to the fact that they had divergent technological paths at some time much earlier in our species's history and that the Aztecs' technological progress didn't stagnate at some point), which isn't much when you consider the fact that the universe has existed for +/- 13.7 billion years. A supreme AI could also be at a disadvantage due to its possibly limited ability to interact with the physical world, or its inability to understand, and empathize, with humans which would present a significant tactical disadvantage and that could also be applied to any alien species. Villains in science fiction tend to be anthropomorphized, regardless of their background, so it's understandable that one would assume that we would be on an even playing field in terms of war, but I don't think that that is a fair assumption in reality. We could just as easily have the technological advantage in war, despite the fact that we are not yet a spacefaring race. Technology doesn't necessarily have to advance in every area, for every species, similar to way that the technology for most of our species has.

    (tl;dr)

    My argument would basically amount to the fact that either the AI/Aliens couldn't guarantee that trying to destroy my species wouldn't result in their species's extinction.

    I'm not sure what I would say to a deity, but it would probably depend on how exactly you define a deity. It would probably be something along the lines of, "let me indulge in all of my vices one last time, before you kill us".

    Edit:
    Quid wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    We'd make great pets.

    Once again the Culture wins.

    Is this a Macross/Robotech reference?

    Taranis on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Lott tried to convince Yahweh by arguing that Yahweh made a mistake and there had to be at least one righteous man in the city. It would be wrong to punish that one man while he is living in the city so... human shield!

    That was Abraham, not Lot.

    Although Lot was living in the city at the time.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    As has been said like, thrice, without knowing more about the alien there's not much you can do. Or at least knowing why they are planning on destroying humanity. If it's because they're worried humanity will get too powerful and go genocidal, AND they're logical, you could make the case that they'd need to destroy themselves to be consistent. Them first, since they're the ones proposing genocide to protect from genocide.

    I find it unlikely that a super logical race would use genocide to prevent genocide though.

  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    Tough argument. I'd say any halfway sane alien race would wipe us out, or at least kill us out of industrialization. We would be very destructive to other intelligences if we developed some better technology.

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  • Grid SystemGrid System Registered User regular
    I might have to plead our collective usefulness as an army. We can be a bunch of cruel, ugly motherfuckers sometimes. If we're talking about an advanced, spacefaring race, they'd could probably vat-grow endless waves of bloodthirsty, vicious human automata.

    Tell me that's not attractive to the sort of megalomaniac civilization that would have someone make the argument in the first place.

  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    A lot is going to depend, really, on just who exactly the spokesperson is. I think you've either got the chops to make the case naturally, as an inherent part of who you are, or you don't. I believe that if you're the person that can pull it off, the words will pretty much just come to you. If you're not, it'll show quickly, and the meeting is going to be nasty, brutish, and short.

    So a lot rides on who they pick. Are they picking who they think "runs" Earth, and if so, what position do they think meets that criteria (US President, Chinese premier, UN Secretary-General, someone else)? Do they think the CEO of some gigantic multinational corporation actually "runs" the world and is that person the spokesman? Are they going for someone they think is an example of the best of humanity, the worst of humanity, an "average" person? Do they just pick some random guy on a whim?

    If they make Desmond Tutu the spokesman, we're in about as good shape as we're going to be. If they pick Kim Jong-Il, we're screwed. If they pick me, I'd give it a run and on my best day I think I could at least give us a fighting chance, but the gravity of the situation would probably freeze me up. I'd probably choke and not be able to get much of any kind of defense out at all.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    I think it stands to reason that if they pick you, then you may be the embodiment of their virtues, which would likely mean that you wouldn't be able to (or want to) provide a compelling argument for our species. Should they pick the most intelligent of our species, that would likely mean that they are still far too inferior to make a difference. If they pick someone that best represents of all of the traits that they consider to be defining qualities of humanity (which would likely be negative since they want to destroy in the first place) then they would be of no help. I doubt that any nonhuman would be able to pick someone that would actually be the best candidate even if they had been studying all of our radio broadcasts up to that point, due to their likely inability to understand how we think (though that might work to our advantage).

    It seems unlikely that either party would be capable of selecting the best representative to present our case.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    Taranis wrote:
    I think it stands to reason that if they pick you, then you may be the embodiment of their virtues, which would likely mean that you wouldn't be able to (or want to) provide a compelling argument for our species. Should they pick the most intelligent of our species, that would likely mean that they are still far too inferior to make a difference. If they pick someone that best represents of all of the traits that they consider to be defining qualities of humanity (which would likely be negative since they want to destroy in the first place) then they would be of no help. I doubt that any nonhuman would be able to pick someone that would actually be the best candidate even if they had been studying all of our radio broadcasts up to that point, due to their likely inability to understand how we think (though that might work to our advantage).

    It seems unlikely that either party would be capable of selecting the best representative to present our case.

    It occurs to me that Contact dealt with this question (and how we'd fuck it up) pretty well.

    This reminds me of how much I need to watch this movie again. I have been thinking about this situation nonstop since Hawking's quote about aliens got picked up by the media.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Personally, I hope they pick a dolphin.

    "Oh yeah, we don't have thumbs or civilization or sports or war. Wait, what were you asking? Save the humans?"

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Personally, I hope they pick a dolphin.

    "Oh yeah, we don't have thumbs or civilization or sports or war. Wait, what were you asking? Save the humans?"

    Exactly. Is it even reasonable to assume that an extraterrestrial lifeform (including AI, even though only humans would create an AI at this point) would necessarily disregard dolphins? What about Chimps? Bonobos? How would a vastly superior race determine which extremely inferior race should represent its entire planet? I think it would be difficult to argue in favor of our existence, while arguing that the natural resources within our solar system have less value than we do.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Quid wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    We'd make great pets.

    Once again the Culture wins.

    People aren't "pets" in the Culture. One of it's core tenets is that people have to be able to hold meaningful jobs and do meaningful work, just also not be so empowered that - somewhat as the OP states - one person can bring it all down as well.

    Which brings me to the OP: if you're being made a singular spokesmen, then as someone's said - you need to figure out the game with these aliens quick, because you're inherently dealing with a pretty irrational organization to start with.

    What? Since when did they require that?

    Besides, a highly trained pet is still a pet. Outside of a few dozen across the galaxy Humans provide nothing the Minds can't already achieve outside of enjoyment of observing them.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    No.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Then do tell what it is Minds keep people around for.

  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Quid wrote:
    Then do tell what it is Minds keep people around for.

    It is a weird question. What do tall people keep short people around for? What do left-handed people keep right-handed people around for? What do clever people keep stupid people around for?

    The answer is they don't keep them around for any purpose, because they don't get to define other people's purpose.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    poshniallo wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Then do tell what it is Minds keep people around for.

    It is a weird question. What do tall people keep short people around for? What do left-handed people keep right-handed people around for? What do clever people keep stupid people around for?

    The answer is they don't keep them around for any purpose, because they don't get to define other people's purpose.

    None of those people keep the other group alive for shits and giggles. The minds could operate just as easily without biologic people.

    Quid on
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Quid wrote:
    poshniallo wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Then do tell what it is Minds keep people around for.

    It is a weird question. What do tall people keep short people around for? What do left-handed people keep right-handed people around for? What do clever people keep stupid people around for?

    The answer is they don't keep them around for any purpose, because they don't get to define other people's purpose.

    None of those people keep the other group alive for shits and giggles. The minds could operate just as easily without biologic people.

    That's such a weird way to look at it. That's part of the point of the Culture - not treating other sapient entities as resources.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    And a pet isn't a resource either. Simply something the person raising it enjoys the existence of.

    I'm not aware of any minds supporting habitats in spite of the fact of how they feel about Humans.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    I feel I should clarify that my post was in reference to the thread title, not whatever pseudo-"intellectual" nonsense you're on about.

  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote:
    I feel I should clarify that my post was in reference to the thread title, not whatever pseudo-"intellectual" nonsense you're on about.

    You seem nice. Do you want to be my friend?

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    "Go away or we'ill kill you. (Were pretty good at killing things, got us this far)"

    Then show them like every movie ever and say its a documentary.

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  • Jealous DevaJealous Deva Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    First tactic would be to explain why imperialism is a bad thing and how commiting genocide on a group of people for essentially aesthetic reasons (hello day the earth stood still) makes them all incredibly horrible people.

    If they don't buy into this, the only other viable option involves nuclear weapons. Mr. Alien sir, you didn't happen to mention this planet to anyone else did you?

    After all, think how much better off the natives of mexico would have been if rather than letting the conquistadores run around and gain a power base someone in the first group to meet them would have just stabbed Cortez in the face.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I thought 'stabbing Cortez in the face' was the whole point of The Day the Earth Stood Still. An alien being comes to earth with a warning: "You humans suck and now that you're cracking the secrets of the atom, there's a chance you could bring your suck to the rest of the galaxy. You'd better straighten up and fly right or Gort will melt some faces." And, of course, all the humans except two or three treat this alien ambassador shabbily. How many times is he shot at in the movie? Three? The alien takes ten steps off his saucer and soldier dudes are already shooting him.

  • Jealous DevaJealous Deva Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    The soldiers were right. He was sent there specifically to either kill or subdue humanity and turn earth into a space zoo and resource farm.

    Replace 'alien' with 'european', and humans with native americans or africans, and you can make the same movie exactly but with much different connotations.


    Picture it: Custer comes to native american tribe, misunderstanding leads to a battle, Custer tells native americans that they are wasting resources that America needs and killing animals that the us wanted to build a nature preserve for. Native americans attack, custer kills them en masse, eventually decides not to murder every man woman and child but turns lands into a reservation where the native americans are not allowed to leave, or have weapons or any modern technology.

    If this movie was made Custer would be seen as a horrible dick, but keanu is presented in a positive light despite it being the exact same plot.

    Edit:this is referring to the remake of course, the original was more reasonable.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    We'd make great pets.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote:
    poshniallo wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Then do tell what it is Minds keep people around for.

    It is a weird question. What do tall people keep short people around for? What do left-handed people keep right-handed people around for? What do clever people keep stupid people around for?

    The answer is they don't keep them around for any purpose, because they don't get to define other people's purpose.

    None of those people keep the other group alive for shits and giggles. The minds could operate just as easily without biologic people.

    My understanding is that 1) By an large they kinda like people and value their rights, 2) People do interesting and not necessarily predictable things things and 3) There are other biological equivitech races out there and it is easier to have relationships with them using people.




    The vague "that the higher being has concluded it cannot co-exist with mankind due to mankind's bad behavior " in the OP, and particularly the "bad behavior" thing really makes it pretty hard to make any argument for the existence of man. Here is an alien from a totally foreign culture making a moral judgement against people.

    To argue morals with an alien, you need to have some understand of their socially determined values. Until you have that understanding, any argument that you make is little more than listing what we perceive our own flaws and strengths are, which would not necessarily mean anything particular to an alien.

    What do the aliens value? What threat do they perceive man kind to be? Which of our behaviors are "bad" and why? Think about all the ridiculous and random shit other humans can take offense at given the society in which they were raised. Now, expand that to every human society that has existed throughout history, and all the things they might consider "bad". All of that would not even scratch the surface of the alien's potential problems with people, because all of those humans are pretty much the exact same as you.

    An alien that evolved light years away, eons ago, that has been exploring space for who knows how long, with a whole myriad of different physical, emotional and social needs would be totally foreign. Without knowing about the aliens and what shapes their values, it could be quite a grievous mistake indeed to begin making argument based on our own morality and values.

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Taranis wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Personally, I hope they pick a dolphin.

    "Oh yeah, we don't have thumbs or civilization or sports or war. Wait, what were you asking? Save the humans?"

    Exactly. Is it even reasonable to assume that an extraterrestrial lifeform (including AI, even though only humans would create an AI at this point) would necessarily disregard dolphins? What about Chimps? Bonobos? How would a vastly superior race determine which extremely inferior race should represent its entire planet? I think it would be difficult to argue in favor of our existence, while arguing that the natural resources within our solar system have less value than we do.

    Any race that builds things is probably going to be equally biased toward building things as a sign of intelligence.

    That and abstract thought.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    I never got this whole "petition them not to kill us" thing.

    If we're being destroyed for mass genocide, the species/AI/whatever is heading straight for the same fate by committing mass genocide.
    If they're intelligent and don't care, what's the point? They have their heart set on pretending it's justifiable genocide, why not just fight back?

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I never got this whole "petition them not to kill us" thing.

    If we're being destroyed for mass genocide, the species/AI/whatever is heading straight for the same fate by committing mass genocide.
    If they're intelligent and don't care, what's the point? They have their heart set on pretending it's justifiable genocide, why not just fight back?

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    'Giving diplomacy a chance and proving our right to existence and then fighting as a last-ditch attempt at survival' vs. 'skipping straight to the fighting'

  • Dis'Dis' Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Personally, I hope they pick a dolphin.

    "Oh yeah, we don't have thumbs or civilization or sports or war. Wait, what were you asking? Save the humans?"

    But Dolphins are huge arseholes, I wouldn't want earth to be represented by a species that kills and rapes for fun if we can avoid it.

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