Condoms cause cancer!

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    Everything causes and cures cancer. Blue Jeans dye cures cancer.

    LIES

    I DRANK A FUCKING GALLON OF RIT AND ALL I DID WAS POOP INDIGO FOR A WEEK

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    IF YOU CAN'T FEED A MOGWAI AFTER MIDNIGHT WHEN THE FUCK CAN YOU FEED IT?!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I pretty much wear a condom 24/7.

    Someone went to Boy Scouts. So prepared.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

    You should ask her if child abuse laws are too "big brotherish"

    Or if laws against matricide are just "the man" putting you down.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

    You should ask her if child abuse laws are too "big brotherish"

    She doesn't believe in corporal punishment; I wonder when that came around. It certainly wasn't in effect when I was a kid.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    quick, let's list some other things that cause cancer:

    earth
    fire
    wind
    water
    ...

    shit, Captain Planet is causing cancer.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

    You should ask her if child abuse laws are too "big brotherish"

    She doesn't believe in corporal punishment; I wonder when that came around. It certainly wasn't in effect when I was a kid.

    Have you considered rape as a just and equitable means of mitigating this Fruedian frustration you're feeling?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I pretty much wear a condom 24/7.

    do you change them out or is it like washing your jeans where you just do it when shit gets too musty

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done
    but what if she is the one giving you the surprise?

    her vd dies when she does

    i read it in a book, it's like killing the original vampire and then all the rest go back to normal

    What about the guy who originated HIV

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

    You should ask her if child abuse laws are too "big brotherish"

    She doesn't believe in corporal punishment; I wonder when that came around. It certainly wasn't in effect when I was a kid.

    Have you considered rape as a just and equitable means of mitigating this Fruedian frustration you're feeling?

    Hey whoah Callius

    Don't infringe on his rights.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I pretty much wear a condom 24/7.

    Someone went to Boy Scouts. So prepared.

    He said he wears a condom not a buttplug.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done
    but what if she is the one giving you the surprise?

    her vd dies when she does

    i read it in a book, it's like killing the original vampire and then all the rest go back to normal

    What about the guy who originated HIV

    He can't cross running water and he has to rest with a discoball from his country of origin.

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  • Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    quick, let's list some other things that cause cancer:

    earth
    fire
    wind
    water
    ...

    shit, Captain Planet is causing cancer.

    There is NO WAY Earth, Wind, and Fire cause cancer. I've listen so September hundreds of times and I feel great.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done
    but what if she is the one giving you the surprise?

    her vd dies when she does

    i read it in a book, it's like killing the original vampire and then all the rest go back to normal

    What about the guy who originated HIV

    Everyone always assumes it's a guy.

    That monkeyfucking woman is still alive, high in the Andes, living off the blood of the unborn.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just got off the phone with my stepmom; she believes that it's too "Big Brotherish" to require that the HPV vaccine be mandated.

    I think I may scream my head off.

    Ok, as I understand, only one company can make this vaccine. It really bugs me, because this company would rake in the profits if it was approved by congress. I just don't know if enough oversight has been done yet for such a measure. Should a drug used in such a way (that is, ALL women, by mandate) be put under greater scrutiny than any other drug that the FDA checks out?

    I think yes, simply because their is more at risk than what the FDA commonly deals with.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo, that's a fair and understandable point.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey whoah Callius

    Don't infringe on his rights.

    Yeah! If there was an AIDS vaccine, I sure wouldn't want my kids to be vaccinated; they might start fucking and then where would we be?!?

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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey whoah Callius

    Don't infringe on his rights.

    Yeah! If there was an AIDS vaccine, I sure wouldn't want my kids to be vaccinated; they might start fucking and then where would we be?!?

    Man, I'm reading a book about British society during the thirteenth century.

    Motherfuckers were screwing like rabbits. And, not only that, but they didn't need to go to a church (or even have a priest) to get married. They could just be all "LOLZ! We're married!" and that was it.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey whoah Callius

    Don't infringe on his rights.

    Yeah! If there was an AIDS vaccine, I sure wouldn't want my kids to be vaccinated; they might start fucking and then where would we be?!?

    I meant the rape thing.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey whoah Callius

    Don't infringe on his rights.

    Yeah! If there was an AIDS vaccine, I sure wouldn't want my kids to be vaccinated; they might start fucking and then where would we be?!?

    I meant the rape thing.

    Rape is the lord god's will manifest.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i totally would've rocked out in 13th century britain

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius, Manifest can't rape anymore 'cause he's married.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius, Manifest can't rape anymore 'cause he's a total assmunching fagmonster.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    condoms are for suckers anyway

    any pro will tell you that the only 100% sure way to not get any unwelcome surprises later down the line is to kill her right after you're done
    but what if she is the one giving you the surprise?

    her vd dies when she does

    i read it in a book, it's like killing the original vampire and then all the rest go back to normal

    What about the guy who originated HIV

    Everyone always assumes it's a guy.

    That monkeyfucking woman is still alive, high in the Andes, living off the blood of the unborn.

    Actually I'm pretty sure they located him a few years ago
    I think he died though.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's actually a good idea.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Callius, Manifest can't rape anymore 'cause he's a total assmunching fagmonster.

    tru'dat

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This page is the best. Truly hilarious. Let's take a look:
    Poster 3) You can share chocolate with your friends. A condom on the other hand??

    :winky:
    Poster 6) Because Birth Control Cookies would just be gross. yuck.

    Where the fuck is this even coming from?
    Poster 7) You wont blush when your Grandma finds your chocolate stash.

    Risk unwanted pregnancy because Grandma might be breaking into your house when you're not home with the specific intent of finding personal items.
    Poster 10) Which would you rather receive from your sweetheart? (Chocolate or condoms).

    Are they fucking kidding?

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius, Manifest can't rape anymore 'cause he's married.

    Hey HEY HAY

    That's a common fallacy about married couples!

    For one thing, your wife can say "no." If that's not enough, there are plenty of women out there who are unwilling to be raped by married men.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I really like reading books that interest me, but I fear bringing them up on the forums because you're all mouth-breathing neanderthals.

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  • Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Actually I'm pretty sure they located him a few years ago
    I think he died though.

    He was just a patsy.

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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well he cant justifiably rape then.

    Being married basically means hes getting some every night. Rape would be greedy.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That the best way to stop the spread of a sexually transmitted disease is to have more sex (just make sure it's protected).

    Apparently this is one of the many lies being spread around about sex.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

    Yes, when discussing victorian england I often go into detail about how they were afraid of Nazis.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    That the best way to stop the spread of a sexually transmitted disease is to have more sex (just make sure it's protected).

    Apparently this is one of the many lies being spread around about sex.

    I, for one, spread that one around at least 5 or 6 times a day.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Those damn child labor laws are too "big brotherish" I should be able to put my kids to work in my coal mine if I damn well please this is Merica.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This organization was created by people who have no chance at getting laid


    They're trying to take everyone down with them

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