So a T-Rex walks into a bar... [56k extinct]

Zonugal

BugBoy wrote:

Zonugal wrote:

You know what I learned from Jurassic Park?

Never go into the fucking long grass.

unless you have a pokemon, of course

You know what was the most important thing I learned from Jurassic Park though?

When designing your dinosaur zoo/amusement park do not put the raptors paddock next to your emergency compound and in between it & the emergency power station.

I mean seriously Hammond, what the fuck!?!

Indie Winter

Denver is my childhood

MrMonroe

space dinosaurs you say?

Indie Winter

you get that shit outta here

Antimatter

TLB NO NO NO NO NO

The Lovely Bastard

just gonna post this here in a spoiler

those who seen it know how jacked up it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVuFHjkvHA

Indie Winter

OMG

I just remembered

Zonugal

Antimatter wrote:

TLB NO NO NO NO NO

The Lovely Bastard

also indie way to post denver like ten posts after me

Indie Winter

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

also indie way to post denver like ten posts after me

my post is better because I meant it, TLB

from the bottom of my heart

The Lovely Bastard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-5l-gxFd7E

Zonugal

Lucent wrote:

Excuse me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFW2xj0xhU0

Why are there so many raptors!?!

The Lovely Bastard

Indie Winter wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

also indie way to post denver like ten posts after me

my post is better because I meant it, TLB

from the bottom of my heart

nope mine is better

denver was my friend

and a whole lot more

The Lovely Bastard

also i watched this movie so damn much as a kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsHJrBjGKU

MetroidZoid

Other dinosaurs in influential media:







Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

Melding

Gatsby

Melding wrote:

Good, good.

The Lovely Bastard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IqwU3itFk

Huntera

MetroidZoid wrote: »

Other dinosaurs in influential media:



Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

Aw man zoids, I remember trying to wake up early on the weekdays to try and catch an episode.

And I was so confused when they switched stories from the guys in the battle tournament thing to the kid and his tiny baby zoid.

Baroque And Roll

@OmegaTofuNinja is half-dinosaur.

Just wanted you guys to know and be prepared for his inevitable attack.

MetroidZoid

Huntera wrote:

MetroidZoid wrote: »

Other dinosaurs in influential media:



Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

Aw man zoids, I remember trying to wake up early on the weekdays to try and catch an episode.

And I was so confused when they switched stories from the guys in the battle tournament thing to the kid and his tiny baby zoid.

Yeah, the battle-a-day formula was for Zoids Zero, which was heavy on fighting but had little to no story. But the first zoids series ... shit I can't remember the name ... but that was with the kid and Zeke, the mini-zoid that powered up the larger ones. Civil War, mysterious pasts, all the good anime cliches. And then the second series was Zan and friends grown up, fighting rebellions in a joined empire/republic, over-arcing bad guy with giant death machine, more great cliche (but seriously, the better series). It actually came before Zoids Zero and the giant sauropod they fight on in the last battle was from the first series. I think there's been two more series since then ... one was a 'long time' after Zero, it was translated but didn't do well, the other never made it to our shores but was entirely seperate from the other series, kind of post apocolyptic. Also had these badasses:

Antimatter

WE NEVER GOT ZOMBOCYBORG REXES

WHAT

Melding

Dichotomy

that's not blitzwing

Antimatter

it's purple and shooting a laser

close enough

BusterK

MetroidZoid wrote:

Other dinosaurs in influential media:




Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

Oh man, I remember Baby
That shit was creepy
The apatasaur had gigantic eyes

Grey Ghost

I remember reading a theory somewhere that if the extinction hadn't happened then the velociraptors and similar dinos were the ones with a good balance of intelligence to energy needs (being smaller dinos) that they would basically become the dominant species, but I have no idea if there is any veracity or credibility to that idea

Grey Ghost

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OjDcDlzAw

edit FUCK YOU GATSBY

Macera

Grey Ghost wrote:

I remember reading a theory somewhere that if the extinction hadn't happened then the velociraptors and similar dinos were the ones with a good balance of intelligence to energy needs (being smaller dinos) that they would basically become the dominant species, but I have no idea if there is any veracity or credibility to that idea

well, evolution isn't working towards a dominant species or intelligence or anything

they may have become smarter, they may have not

no way to tell

Antimatter

i wish the various human relatives could have lived in peace with us just because I'd rather life be more like D&D

I want dull and brutish neanderthals, dammit

Grey Ghost

Every time you get it on with a redhead you're bonin' a Neanderthal

Grey Ghost

(not really)

Dichotomy

yeah a lot of people are descended from neanderthal stock

Antimatter

i mean the actual neanderthals, not just watered down descendants

and not even just them

lower the homo sapiens population by two or three billion, add some more different genera

Doobh

Gatsby wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OjDcDlzAw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5MB-FvpDA

Doobh

hint: play them both at the same time

Antimatter

guess what vid was posted earlier besides the assassins creed version

Doobh

but not both at the same time

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

This thread is awesome

Gatsby

Antimatter wrote:

i mean the actual neanderthals, not just watered down descendants

and not even just them

lower the homo sapiens population by two or three billion, add some more different genera

Sarah just mispronounced this. Twice. In two completely different ways. And didn't realise it until I just stared at her and pointed it out.