So a T-Rex walks into a bar... [56k extinct]

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    You know what I learned from Jurassic Park?

    Never go into the fucking long grass.

    unless you have a pokemon, of course

    You know what was the most important thing I learned from Jurassic Park though?

    When designing your dinosaur zoo/amusement park do not put the raptors paddock next to your emergency compound and in between it & the emergency power station.

    I mean seriously Hammond, what the fuck!?!

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Denver is my childhood

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    space dinosaurs you say?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    you get that shit outta here

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TLB NO NO NO NO NO

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    just gonna post this here in a spoiler

    those who seen it know how jacked up it is

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    OMG

    I just remembered

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    TLB NO NO NO NO NO

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also indie way to post denver like ten posts after me

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    also indie way to post denver like ten posts after me

    my post is better because I meant it, TLB

    from the bottom of my heart

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Lucent wrote:

    Why are there so many raptors!?!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also indie way to post denver like ten posts after me

    my post is better because I meant it, TLB

    from the bottom of my heart

    nope mine is better

    denver was my friend

    and a whole lot more

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also i watched this movie so damn much as a kid:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsHJrBjGKU

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Other dinosaurs in influential media:

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    Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
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    Good, good.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Other dinosaurs in influential media:

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    Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

    Aw man zoids, I remember trying to wake up early on the weekdays to try and catch an episode.

    And I was so confused when they switched stories from the guys in the battle tournament thing to the kid and his tiny baby zoid.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    @OmegaTofuNinja is half-dinosaur.

    Just wanted you guys to know and be prepared for his inevitable attack.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    Other dinosaurs in influential media:

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    Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.

    Aw man zoids, I remember trying to wake up early on the weekdays to try and catch an episode.

    And I was so confused when they switched stories from the guys in the battle tournament thing to the kid and his tiny baby zoid.

    Yeah, the battle-a-day formula was for Zoids Zero, which was heavy on fighting but had little to no story. But the first zoids series ... shit I can't remember the name ... but that was with the kid and Zeke, the mini-zoid that powered up the larger ones. Civil War, mysterious pasts, all the good anime cliches. And then the second series was Zan and friends grown up, fighting rebellions in a joined empire/republic, over-arcing bad guy with giant death machine, more great cliche (but seriously, the better series). It actually came before Zoids Zero and the giant sauropod they fight on in the last battle was from the first series. I think there's been two more series since then ... one was a 'long time' after Zero, it was translated but didn't do well, the other never made it to our shores but was entirely seperate from the other series, kind of post apocolyptic. Also had these badasses:

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    WE NEVER GOT ZOMBOCYBORG REXES

    WHAT

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    that's not blitzwing

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    it's purple and shooting a laser

    close enough

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Other dinosaurs in influential media:


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    Just adding to the noise. Mostly stomps and growls but noise nonetheless.
    Oh man, I remember Baby
    That shit was creepy
    The apatasaur had gigantic eyes

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I remember reading a theory somewhere that if the extinction hadn't happened then the velociraptors and similar dinos were the ones with a good balance of intelligence to energy needs (being smaller dinos) that they would basically become the dominant species, but I have no idea if there is any veracity or credibility to that idea

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Also,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OjDcDlzAw

    edit FUCK YOU GATSBY

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I remember reading a theory somewhere that if the extinction hadn't happened then the velociraptors and similar dinos were the ones with a good balance of intelligence to energy needs (being smaller dinos) that they would basically become the dominant species, but I have no idea if there is any veracity or credibility to that idea

    well, evolution isn't working towards a dominant species or intelligence or anything

    they may have become smarter, they may have not

    no way to tell

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i wish the various human relatives could have lived in peace with us just because I'd rather life be more like D&D

    I want dull and brutish neanderthals, dammit

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Every time you get it on with a redhead you're bonin' a Neanderthal

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    (not really)

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    yeah a lot of people are descended from neanderthal stock

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i mean the actual neanderthals, not just watered down descendants

    and not even just them

    lower the homo sapiens population by two or three billion, add some more different genera

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    hint: play them both at the same time

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    guess what vid was posted earlier besides the assassins creed version

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    but not both at the same time

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    This thread is awesome

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i mean the actual neanderthals, not just watered down descendants

    and not even just them

    lower the homo sapiens population by two or three billion, add some more different genera

    Sarah just mispronounced this. Twice. In two completely different ways. And didn't realise it until I just stared at her and pointed it out.

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