America what is the clitoris?

Calamity Jane

Alright, if you want to get anything done right aside from a Google search the most prudent move you must make is asking a group of people you've either met or have never met and see what they come up with. With that spirit of American Discovery in mind I'd like to know about some kind of reading material or resource that might not fall within the greater body of our regular "Book Threads".

And that's about fucking. What's good reads on fucking people and stuff? Anything real close to your heart, or cock, or that weird squishy hole thing above the butthole that you always kinda look to if you're curious about fucking stuff?

Let's hear it, I want good tools.

Tools:
"Bonk" http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/books/review/Paul-t.html
"The Art of Sexual Ecstasy" http://www.amazon.com/Art-Sexual-Ecstasy-Sexuality-Western/dp/0874775817/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1315655400&sr=8-2
"Sex Nerd Sandra"
"set of videos out there by Tristan Taormino"
"violet blue's ultimate guides to cunnilingus and fellatio"
"nina hartley guide to eating pussy"

(Also, keep in mind if you post blogs or really descriptive books make sure you don't have no nudity or crude images)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKJ1Zgq8wHw

B_R

This thread is something I guess.

Faren22

hold on let me just rummage around in my weird squishy hole for something good

Tossrock

I've heard good stuff about Bonk, plus there's the whole ha ha forum connection

Solar

When I was a kid my mum had a novel that I read secretly because it had naughty bits

Can't remember what it was called though. It was set in small town america, the protaganist was trying to make a classy porno and ends up having sex with the mayor?

Anyway, that was pretty good when I was about thirteen

Olivaw

Calamity Jane

tossrock what is "bonk"

Bucketman

When I was a really young kid my sisters friends dad use to babysit us at his place. He had me sit down so he could "Teach me how to be a man" (he had two daughters and always talked about wanting a son so I guess I got to be it for awhile) we would watch teen sex movies like Meatballs and then sometimes porn. Once he had some sleezy lady get naked in front of me and show me her lady parts. His wife divorced him and by the time I was old enough to realisize how fucked up that was I was a teenager!

In other funny sexy stories, in middle school I put a bunch of pennies in my parents door and would use a coke a cola card to jimmy it open so I could get to their porn collection at watch it. This was before the internet or I would have never done it.

Calamity Jane

uh, damn

Clint Eastwood

w'sup anjin

hows tricks

Calamity Jane

things are good, kinda spooked. had a spooky moment there with those things those dudes said just there, kinda spooky

Clint Eastwood

have you entered the ghost zone

Calamity Jane

other than that, kinda enjoying life. #swag #based #rare

Bucketman

yeah I'm tired. I start sort of letting things spew when I am tired.

However I am very sexually guarded person because of those things! What better place to air out my old dirty laundry about sex then in a sex thread!

Clint Eastwood

yeah life is fantastic now that i am not suffering from a sinus infection any more

Bendery It Like Beckham

This one time I talked to my mom about some relationship issues I was having. She went to her closet, and handed me what seems to basically be the "Kama Sutra Bible". My Mom is awesome.

Beasteh

i once got a phonecall while i was doing it with my ladyfriend

she told me to answer it, so i picked up and said 'i'll call you back, im in the middle of something'

thats

basically all i got for this thread

Calamity Jane

oh word that happened to me too today!

albeit a little earlier. i wasn't mid coitus or nothing but yeah

Bucketman

My ex would do this thing that would annoy the hell out of me, basically no matter how uninterested was at the time, if my phone rang she went at me like crazy until I got off the phone to pay attention to her again. I often had fake calls sent to me as a way to get blow jobs.

Calamity Jane

bendery like beckham what is the kama sutra bible

i'm familiar with the kama sutra as an institution of sorts, fucking wise

HyperBallad

I have a kama sutra app on my android.

And right now, Gatsby is really curious as to "where the fuck [my] panties went"

Sicarii

I answer the phone all the time during sex. Trite conversations always seem more funny when you are currently inside someone.

"Yes mom, I remembered to feed the dogs today."

"No mom."

"....I'm....studying"

HyperBallad

We found them.

Beasteh

i miss regular sex something powerful fierce

#pipe

I learned how to do Cunnilingus from four or five Internet videos I found ages ago.

I just searched around the streaming video sights and found them pretty easy.

Learned some damn interesting things, I feel like I got game in that regard. I've received many unsolicited compliments.

Beasteh

a couple of 18 year old girls showed me how to do it when i was boarding and living at school

Beasteh

praise allah for it changing from all boys to mixed the year i joined

Sicarii

Actually now that I think about it, my mom cockblock me losing my virginity in college...kinda.

So I'm with the girl and things are getting hot and heavy. Deep kissing, she's touching my dick and I'm just like, "this is awesome!"

So the moment comes and she gets the condom. I'm fumbling to put it on cause I have no idea what I'm doing. First condom rips, great...ok...calm down, try again. Only manage to get the 2nd condom on about halfway before it wont budge any further.

We both just are like, "good enough" and she gets on top.

My phone rings, my mother is calling. "Ok, definitely not going to answer that." Voicemail.

We're trying for insertions, working it in. The phone rings again. Voicemail.

Immediate callback, she is goddamn determined.

"What?" I answer the phone.

"It's your mother."

"Yes, I'm aware of that"

"I'm standing outside your place, where are you"

"Wait what?"

"I had a training this weekend down here and I need to sleep at your place."

"What"

"Come back home, I need to get to bed, I have to wake up early tomorrow."

"Ummm, can it wait? I'm sorta busy at the moment."

"No it can't wait. It's 12 o clock at night and I'm standing outside your door with all my shit and a hungry dog to feed."

"Fine, I'll see you in 10"

....

"Hey so, I gotta go"

We never wound up having sex.

Sicarii

Any and all sex techniques I know are either from frank conversations with friends and from watching porn.

Lots and lots of porn.

...it is not a good reference.

Beasteh

okay yeah my first time was aged 16, in a bush

Beasteh

outside of a bowling alley

Beasteh

a week later i was at a party and a girl jumped me dragged me into a closet and well

yeah

i vividly remember i was wearing a slipknot hoodie and had spectacles that were duct taped together

Sicarii

Boss.

#pipe

The night of my 23rd birthday

Beasteh

there is literally zero shame in losing your virginity at x age and i really dont know why people get so hung up about it

#pipe

In my bed

With a girl I was in love with

Beasteh

early morning spooning sex is the best

#pipe

Sex is best when sometimes you have to stop because you're laughing.

Bendery It Like Beckham

Anjin-San wrote:

bendery like beckham what is the kama sutra bible

i'm familiar with the kama sutra as an institution of sorts, fucking wise

It is actually this book, it takes a view on sex as a spiritual activity and less of a purely physical one. Some of the rituals seem out dated but it has heaps of knowledge in it.
http://www.amazon.com/Art-Sexual-Ecstasy-Sexuality-Western/dp/0874775817/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1315655400&sr=8-2

Beasteh

#pipe wrote:

Sex is best when sometimes you have to stop because you're laughing.

oh my god yes

Garlic Bread

Beasteh wrote:

i miss regular sex something powerful fierce

I promise to put my butt on your butt every day