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I used to draw a moustache and goatee and a little pair of spectacles on a mirror and try to line it up with my face as I sat there and masturbated hoping that this older stranger man staring back at me would come through the mirror and teach me all the things that I did not know about my young body
What is the silliest places you've put your boners in?
Really, I should just phrase this as "What odd objects have you used for masturbation?" Then, it would be suitable for male, female, and everyone all around the two and would be much more academic. But really I am just too happy with that sentence.
edit: hopefully suitable Female version: What stuff have you put in your stuff?
haha that's crazy, the only time i ever shaved my mustache and goatee was when jerking off in front of a mirror hoping that i would see a young boy come
Mary Roach is extremely interesting and Bonk is a must read but it's not a book to teach you how to do sex stuff. It's much more interested in the anatomy and science of it all. You'll learn a lot about males and females, which could lead you to do things better, but it's not an instructional work and isn't intended to be.
i hope you didnt handle it with your bare hands-even if the clitoris looks to be in an unsafe situation you should never touch one, lest your human scent rub off on it and cause its mother to abandon it
I think BONK was pretty good as an audio book. Listened to it on a road trip, once.
Also I am an encyclopedia of sex knowledge.
Which I actually picked up as a teen in the library sneaking all sorts of books meant for married couples.
Anjiin should just ask me what's what.
It was pretty good as a regular book but I can see the appeal of an audio version. Her writing style is really solid and vastly more engaging than a textbook but still just a little bit dry.
The podcast "Sex Nerd Sandra" seems pretty good for introductory sex tips. It's like a really good sex class at a sex store but online and free and funnier.
If that's internet traffic then its got to be skewed by how much other countries look at our websites. Even then, tons of the porn hosted on those american-based websites isn't even american.
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Really, I should just phrase this as "What odd objects have you used for masturbation?" Then, it would be suitable for male, female, and everyone all around the two and would be much more academic. But really I am just too happy with that sentence.
edit: hopefully suitable Female version: What stuff have you put in your stuff?
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Also I am an encyclopedia of sex knowledge.
Which I actually picked up as a teen in the library sneaking all sorts of books meant for married couples.
Anjiin should just ask me what's what.
Secret Satan
The female clitoris?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUfbAVLP14E&feature=player_detailpage#t=64s
It was pretty good as a regular book but I can see the appeal of an audio version. Her writing style is really solid and vastly more engaging than a textbook but still just a little bit dry.
Secret Satan
alt-post: I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!
Get your shit together, rest of the world
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Is that porn consumed?
Porn produced?
Over what time period?
NEEDS DATA!
Secret Satan
My baby's love had gone, and left my poor balls blue
I don't think we stream or consume that much porn on the internet. The numbers boggle the mind.
not even to jerk it to
sometimes I just watch it
You're kidding, right?
I don't know, man. It's just that is a huge difference between America and those other nations.
Something like 30,000,000,000 GB vs Japan's 40,000,000 GB.
Population of 312,176,000 vs 127,960,000.
i will remedy this posthaste
JOHN RAMBO WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
Japanese porn is awful