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America what is the clitoris?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Watching Uriel watch the E! bikini specials because I couldn't get my hands on real porn

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What a top of the page.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I used to draw a moustache and goatee and a little pair of spectacles on a mirror and try to line it up with my face as I sat there and masturbated hoping that this older stranger man staring back at me would come through the mirror and teach me all the things that I did not know about my young body

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    What is the silliest places you've put your boners in?

    Really, I should just phrase this as "What odd objects have you used for masturbation?" Then, it would be suitable for male, female, and everyone all around the two and would be much more academic. But really I am just too happy with that sentence.

    edit: hopefully suitable Female version: What stuff have you put in your stuff?

    Futore on
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    haha that's crazy, the only time i ever shaved my mustache and goatee was when jerking off in front of a mirror hoping that i would see a young boy come

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Mary Roach is extremely interesting and Bonk is a must read but it's not a book to teach you how to do sex stuff. It's much more interested in the anatomy and science of it all. You'll learn a lot about males and females, which could lead you to do things better, but it's not an instructional work and isn't intended to be.

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    Man I remember scramble channel porn. Once in a long while I would clear up and it would be like mana from heaven.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The clitoris is, like, a metaphor man. I can't remember for what, but it all made sense last night when I was tripping on mescaline.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    True story, yesterday morning I found the clitoris.
    It was under a rug.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I

    AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i hope you didnt handle it with your bare hands-even if the clitoris looks to be in an unsafe situation you should never touch one, lest your human scent rub off on it and cause its mother to abandon it

  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    if god really intended for the clitoris to be a source of sexual pleasure then why did he put it in the left nostril

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    THE FLOOR IS CLITORISES

    DON'T STEP ON THE FLOOOOOR

    YOU'LL DIEEEE

    I'LL THROW DOWN SOME PILLOWS SO YOU CAN COME TO ME DON'T WORRY

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    I think BONK was pretty good as an audio book. Listened to it on a road trip, once.

    Also I am an encyclopedia of sex knowledge.

    Which I actually picked up as a teen in the library sneaking all sorts of books meant for married couples.

    Anjiin should just ask me what's what.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    I

    AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

    The female clitoris?

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    True story, yesterday morning I found the clitoris.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUfbAVLP14E&feature=player_detailpage#t=64s

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    As7 wrote:
    I think BONK was pretty good as an audio book. Listened to it on a road trip, once.

    Also I am an encyclopedia of sex knowledge.

    Which I actually picked up as a teen in the library sneaking all sorts of books meant for married couples.

    Anjiin should just ask me what's what.

    It was pretty good as a regular book but I can see the appeal of an audio version. Her writing style is really solid and vastly more engaging than a textbook but still just a little bit dry.

    Cilla Black on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    The podcast "Sex Nerd Sandra" seems pretty good for introductory sex tips. It's like a really good sex class at a sex store but online and free and funnier.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    This thread will just bring more attention from the Clitorti.

    alt-post: I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!

    Tox on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Hah!

    Get your shit together, rest of the world

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So what that's telling me is that the rest of the world is populated by filthy furries.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    That doesn't make sense.

    Is that porn consumed?

    Porn produced?

    Over what time period?

    NEEDS DATA!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Porn has done so much good for this world.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i saw my dick, crying hard as dicks could cry, what could i do

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i saw my dick, crying hard as dicks could cry, what could i do

    My baby's love had gone, and left my poor balls blue

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    dance jism dance..

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    tell me about your jism

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Honestly that chart is probably horseshit no matter how you look at it when you compare a petabyte to a exabyte.

    I don't think we stream or consume that much porn on the internet. The numbers boggle the mind.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I honestly probably stream over 3 gigs of porn a day

    not even to jerk it to

    sometimes I just watch it

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    Honestly that chart is probably horseshit no matter how you look at it when you compare a petabyte to a exabyte.

    I don't think we stream or consume that much porn on the internet. The numbers boggle the mind.

    You're kidding, right?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    If that's internet traffic then its got to be skewed by how much other countries look at our websites. Even then, tons of the porn hosted on those american-based websites isn't even american.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    Honestly that chart is probably horseshit no matter how you look at it when you compare a petabyte to a exabyte.

    I don't think we stream or consume that much porn on the internet. The numbers boggle the mind.

    You're kidding, right?

    I don't know, man. It's just that is a huge difference between America and those other nations.

    Something like 30,000,000,000 GB vs Japan's 40,000,000 GB.

    Population of 312,176,000 vs 127,960,000.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    this thread reminded me I did not watch any porn today

    i will remedy this posthaste

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    japan banned outright porn and from what i hear american porn is highly preffered overseas, esp. in asian countries

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Boycott American Women.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    japan banned outright porn and from what i hear american porn is highly preffered overseas, esp. in asian countries

    Japanese porn is awful

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