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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    I've meant to watch Red Dwarf for years and never gotten around to it

    it's so good

    a lot of the jokes are really British, though

    Nerdgasmic on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    I've meant to watch Red Dwarf for years and never gotten around to it

    It's in streaming. And well worth it.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    blurgh

    i want to be in bed all day, forever

    i know right

    fuck gendered marketing
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Red Dwarf [chat] is smegging fun.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Red Dwarf [chat] is smegging fun.

    Smegging sounds gross. Like smegma.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Red Dwarf [chat] is smegging fun.

    Smegging sounds gross. Like smegma.

    Think of it like "Frak" from BSG, a word that replaces many other swears.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Jesus Christ, the Tigers last won the Series twenty seven years ago and I remember watching it.

    Ugh.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    blurgh

    i want to be in bed all day, forever

    i know right

    If religious people are right and there is a heaven

    then I'm going to have no idea that I died

    heaven will just be an endless cycle of waking up slowly all cuddled up in my bed and then drifting back off to sleep

    over and over

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    And if you refuse to do that, you're a Smeghead who can Smeg off. :P

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    blurgh

    i want to be in bed all day, forever

    i know right

    If religious people are right and there is a heaven

    then I'm going to have no idea that I died

    heaven will just be an endless cycle of waking up slowly all cuddled up in my bed and then drifting back off to sleep

    over and over

    Sometimes, I'll wake up for a bit and eat a fantastic meal and then go take a nap. Cycle begins anew.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    My heaven would just be life, again

    fuck gendered marketing
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    Too much dukkha

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i'm calling it now: the new superman movie is going to be so bad

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    i'm calling it now: the new superman movie is going to be so bad

    and Spiderman

    oh boy

    who approved that idea

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    Your supposed to grab a palm branch and sing praises to Yahweh for eternity while you bask in the Creator's warm glow.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    I'd like that, but with a mostly different me.

    huntresssig.jpg
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    i'm calling it now: the new superman movie is going to be so bad

    Have I imagined it, or are they going "Darker and Edgier™"?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again
    Man, fuck that.

    Heaven would be life again, but I have a remote-controlled narrow-beam space laser.

    Or just a Death Note with unlimited pages.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Red Dwarf was one of the better shows of the 1990s and I'll fight you if you disagree

    http://ww​w.youtube​.com/watc​h?v=yHJOz​_y9rZE&fe​ature=pla​yer_embed​ded

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    One out of every three jokes Red Dwarf throws at the audience is funny.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    My heaven is the future.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    Too much dukkha

    eh

    fuck gendered marketing
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    That seems reasonable. You're not asking for eternal battle of dozens of virgins or anything.

    Edit: I meant battle "or" virgins, but now that I read the typo ... Hmm.

    desc on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again
    Man, fuck that.

    Heaven would be life again, but I have a remote-controlled narrow-beam space laser.

    Or just a Death Note with unlimited pages.

    Death Notes already have pages that magically replenish.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    You have an interesting definition of awe and majesty.

    huntresssig.jpg
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again
    Man, fuck that.

    Heaven would be life again, but I have a remote-controlled narrow-beam space laser.

    Or just a Death Note with unlimited pages.

    Be sure to write your name in there first, so it can be returned to you if you lose it.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    what happened, Jeep?

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    i'm calling it now: the new superman movie is going to be so bad

    and Spiderman

    oh boy

    who approved that idea

    The last three Spider-Man movies were already too angsty and humorless.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Finished with my presentation. Woo

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    what happened, Jeep?

    TNC expressed some of his views on gay people and got a ban via infraction.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I don't know what I would do with 72 virgins. I'm not going to force anyone to have sex so the 72 virgins and I would probably play boardgames for eternity.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    We shouldn't be proud of the way we acted. Such noble blood deserved better treatment.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    The same way Obs did, right?

    Speaking of which, i wonder if Obs killed himself over the death of Steve Christ?

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    That seems reasonable. You're not asking for eternal battle of dozens of virgins or anything.

    Edit: I meant battle "or" virgins, but now that I read the typo ... Hmm.

    I think there is a theme park like that on Kyushu.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote:
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    The same way Obs did, right?

    Speaking of which, i wonder if Obs killed himself over the death of Steve Christ?

    NTSF

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    heaven would be oblivion

    hell would be Oblivion

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I can't believe the way you guys hounded TNC.

    He was just beginning to restore awe and majesty to the new forums.

    We shouldn't be proud of the way we acted. Such noble blood deserved better treatment.

    Honestly, I think i argued with the guy in relatively good faith.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNdMc6wGtU

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Arivia wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    My heaven would just be life, again

    I'd like that, but with a mostly different me.

    I can agree with that. It'd be pretty cool to be able to experience a different life... of course, I'd want my memory to compare and contrast.

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