I had a dream/nightmare I was framed for murder and everything I did to try and prove my innocence accidently made things increasingly worse. Like I was arguing with a guy and we knocked a candle over and burnt his house down, which I got blamed for. And some kids who recognized from a wanted poster and ran away scared, only to get hit by a car. It went on and on and on. End of the dream I just broke down sobbing and just begged the police to take me so I'd stop accidently hurting people.
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I had a dream once where I showed up to a freshman comp class and The Rock was my professor.
The night before that me and some indy wrestlers had to team up to fight the Asian mob. Not the yakuza, the Asian mob. Yeah. They were going to execute my friends for owing them money or something.
Guys I'm having a serious mental breakdown and you're talking about eating cake and sleeping with Kate Beckinsale.
If I can't turn to you guys, then who?
Well I have a PHD in Awesome from the University of Man Up. I believe your dreams are the manifestation of a small vagina growing in your brain. It's quite possible your X and Y chromosomes are mixing with your Z chromosomes causing alphabet soup to pour down your brain stem into your collerflowerbone. The only thing I can do is suggest you take a large dose of D's every night before bed to try and balance the heavy shift of letters from one end to the center. If that isn't working, try higher dosage of D's in combination with forcing some A's out of your body to make room.
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If I can't turn to you guys, then who?
Aw man...
Imagine eating cake off of Kate Beckinsale's naked body!
Waaaay ahead of you.
My exact thought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
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The night before that me and some indy wrestlers had to team up to fight the Asian mob. Not the yakuza, the Asian mob. Yeah. They were going to execute my friends for owing them money or something.
I don't watch wrestling at bedtime anymore.
its you
you're the gay
Well I have a PHD in Awesome from the University of Man Up. I believe your dreams are the manifestation of a small vagina growing in your brain. It's quite possible your X and Y chromosomes are mixing with your Z chromosomes causing alphabet soup to pour down your brain stem into your collerflowerbone. The only thing I can do is suggest you take a large dose of D's every night before bed to try and balance the heavy shift of letters from one end to the center. If that isn't working, try higher dosage of D's in combination with forcing some A's out of your body to make room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LZXxD1tcx0
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No, really. Go on. 8->
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