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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Chocobo Rancher: Online

    oh jesus i hate you sami

    WOULD THAT NOT BE EPIC?

    It would ruin lives.

    Stale on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Chocobo Rancher: Online

    oh jesus i hate you sami

    WOULD THAT NOT BE EPIC?

    It would ruin lives.

    Mine included.

    Sami on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »


    They are dreadful.


    He cannot draw men that don't look like transvestites.

    You cannot look at regular Tidus and tell me he doesn't look like a chick. At least Amano took the concept and ran with it instead of making some half-bishonen ladyboy.

    Shorty on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    I've always maintained that if Square were to make a "Chocobo Rancher" game that played like Harvest Moon, only completely devoted to the breeding, raising, and racing of chocobos it would be the most fun FF game ever

    I would never again leave the house.


    I wouldn't even bathe. I already have the cathedar, and I could make a quick colostomy bag with a penknife and a grocery sack.... maybe some glue.

    Give it online capabilities and I wouldn't even eat

    I am in the same boat.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't believe you philistines are actually entertaining the thought of an entire game based on one of the worst aspects of FFVII.

    Shorty on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    I can't believe you philistines are actually entertaining the thought of an entire game based on one of the worst aspects of FFVII.

    KILL YOURSELF

    Sami on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Chocobo breeding was the best eves

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    for serious

    shorty you is crazy

    Sami on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »


    They are dreadful.


    He cannot draw men that don't look like transvestites.

    You cannot look at regular Tidus and tell me he doesn't look like a chick. At least Amano took the concept and ran with it instead of making some half-bishonen ladyboy.



    No no no. Amano did not "run with it" Tidus looks nothing like a chick, whereas Amano's version looks like something you'd pick up on the streets of Bangkok.

    Silmaril on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »


    They are dreadful.


    He cannot draw men that don't look like transvestites.

    You cannot look at regular Tidus and tell me he doesn't look like a chick. At least Amano took the concept and ran with it instead of making some half-bishonen ladyboy.



    No no no. Amano did not "run with it" Tidus looks nothing like a chick, whereas Amano's version looks like something you'd pick up on the streets of Bangkok.
    Phufuckingket

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Chocobo raising catered to those with infinite patience and the pedantic. Naturally I got a gold chocobo without much difficulty but it was a pretty lame portion of the game and it involved a lot of unnecessary hoop jumping. Having to run each chocobo up to S class was a pain in the dick, especially since there were, what, 2 tracks?

    It makes me laugh that so many people liked the most boring part of that game, and yet didn't like the Draw system of VIII which took the same concept of "doing the same thing over and over again", except it had a measurable effect on one's abilities throughout the game. Unlike Chocobo breeding, which got you some extraneous materia in the last third of the game.

    Shorty on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Chocobo raising catered to those with infinite patience and the pedantic. Naturally I got a gold chocobo without much difficulty but it was a pretty lame portion of the game and it involved a lot of unnecessary hoop jumping. Having to run each chocobo up to S class was a pain in the dick, especially since there were, what, 2 tracks?

    It makes me laugh that so many people liked the most boring part of that game, and yet didn't like the Draw system of VIII which took the same concept of "doing the same thing over and over again", except it had a measurable effect on one's abilities throughout the game. Unlike Chocobo breeding, which got you some extraneous materia in the last third of the game.

    Nay, sir, it is you who are the phillistine


    also XIII sucked nuts

    Sami on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh my god he dropped the pedantic bomb
    D&D mode engaged

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Chocobo raising catered to those with infinite patience and the pedantic. Naturally I got a gold chocobo without much difficulty but it was a pretty lame portion of the game and it involved a lot of unnecessary hoop jumping. Having to run each chocobo up to S class was a pain in the dick, especially since there were, what, 2 tracks?

    It makes me laugh that so many people liked the most boring part of that game, and yet didn't like the Draw system of VIII which took the same concept of "doing the same thing over and over again", except it had a measurable effect on one's abilities throughout the game. Unlike Chocobo breeding, which got you some extraneous materia in the last third of the game.

    Nay, sir, it is you who are the phillistine


    also XIII sucked nuts

    I'm pretty sure XIII isn't out yet.

    I'm going to assume you meant VIII, in which case you are simply wrong. It was a much more mature and experimental game. They tried a lot of things that they had never done in a game before. Some of them worked, others didn't, but probably the biggest change was a character-driven plot. It was really the first time where they actually developed the characters and tried to make them three-dimensional. It wound up being very heavy-handed, though, (i.e. when the party thinks Seifer died and Squall tweaks. Crappy dialogue galore) and I think a lot of that was due to the translation. If I were very dedicated I'd learn Kanji (or whatever it is they use for games) and play it again but I just don't have the patience to draw all that fucking magic all the fuck over again. What you have to remember about the game is that it is essentially a coming-of-age story and that the fight to save the world, as it were, is merely a vehicle to convey that message.

    Shorty on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tscarlet: verified, locked and loaded
    Chocobo raising catered to those with infinite patience and the pedantic. Naturally I got a gold chocobo without much difficulty but it was a pretty lame portion of the game and it involved a lot of unnecessary hoop jumping.
    So you're admitting to being pedantic?
    It makes me laugh that so many people liked the most boring part of that game
    Obviously what's boring for some is entertaining for others. Do you claim to be so superior in your definitions that everyone else in this thread who enjoyed chocobo breeding is wrong in that enjoyment?
    and yet didn't like the Draw system of VIII which took the same concept of "doing the same thing over and over again", except it had a measurable effect on one's abilities throughout the game.
    There were numerous problems with the draw system, including the potential to lose stats in battle.
    Unlike Chocobo breeding, which got you some extraneous materia in the last third of the game.
    Excluding the extremely useful(albeit lengthy) Knights of the Round materia, when the goal of a game is to entertain, -and I think I've shown conclusively that chocobo raising does just that- entertaining aspects of the game are hardly extraneous, they acheive the prime directive.

    in conclusion, suck a dick Shorty, chocobos rule

    Sami on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No Sami. Bad Sami.

    Omnislashing does not make your arguments look good

    Silmaril on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    No Sami. Bad Sami.

    Omnislashing does not make your arguments look good

    Dogg's in D&D mode, he can't back out now!

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2007
    When you're arguing about chocobos it's time to take a breather

    Tube on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No Sami. Bad Sami.
    Yes Sami. Good Sami.please
    Omnislashing
    Not a real word, what are you trying to say?help
    does not
    Does too.me
    make your arguments
    Break my agreements.can't
    look good
    Blind bad.stop

    Sami on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    kweh

    scarlet st. on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    tscarlet: verified, locked and loaded
    Chocobo raising catered to those with infinite patience and the pedantic. Naturally I got a gold chocobo without much difficulty but it was a pretty lame portion of the game and it involved a lot of unnecessary hoop jumping.
    So you're admitting to being pedantic?
    It makes me laugh that so many people liked the most boring part of that game
    Obviously what's boring for some is entertaining for others. Do you claim to be so superior in your definitions that everyone else in this thread who enjoyed chocobo breeding is wrong in that enjoyment?
    and yet didn't like the Draw system of VIII which took the same concept of "doing the same thing over and over again", except it had a measurable effect on one's abilities throughout the game.
    There were numerous problems with the draw system, including the potential to lose stats in battle.
    Unlike Chocobo breeding, which got you some extraneous materia in the last third of the game.
    Excluding the extremely useful(albeit lengthy) Knights of the Round materia, when the goal of a game is to entertain, -and I think I've shown conclusively that chocobo raising does just that- entertaining aspects of the game are hardly extraneous, they acheive the prime directive.

    in conclusion, suck a dick Shorty, chocobos rule


    I think the current discussion much makes it clear that I'm pretty freaking pedantic at times.

    As long as we're talking about "enjoyment", then no. They can enjoy whatever they like. That doesn't make it a particularly good game element.

    Uh...yeah. Duh. I don't recall saying the draw system was good. In fact probably the biggest flaw was the one you just mentioned. Casting magic for anything other than healing became pointless as it did more damage to you in the long run. So are you saying that there are no flaws with chocobo breeding? That is wrong, and I've already said why.

    So, "Materia" are entertaining aspects of FF7? Yeah. Yeah they are. That is essentially what you just said. However, I was referring specifically to the ones you get for breeding chocobos. And they are extraneous. None of them are necessary. It is impossible to demonstrate conclusively that anything is entertaining as "entertainment" is non-quantifiable.

    Also: The "extreme usefulness" of Knights of the Round is easily debatable as there are far more efficient, and less annoying, methods for dealing damage. Let's not get into elaborate materia combinations, though.

    And with that I'm off to bed. Later.

    Shorty on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    No Sami. Bad Sami.
    Yes Sami. Good Sami.please
    Omnislashing
    Not a real word, what are you trying to say?help
    does not
    Does too.me
    make your arguments
    Break my agreements.can't
    look good
    Blind bad.stop


    Gah...


    I Kill you

    Silmaril on
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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Chocobo raising catered to those with infinite patience and the pedantic. Naturally I got a gold chocobo without much difficulty but it was a pretty lame portion of the game and it involved a lot of unnecessary hoop jumping. Having to run each chocobo up to S class was a pain in the dick, especially since there were, what, 2 tracks?

    It makes me laugh that so many people liked the most boring part of that game, and yet didn't like the Draw system of VIII which took the same concept of "doing the same thing over and over again", except it had a measurable effect on one's abilities throughout the game. Unlike Chocobo breeding, which got you some extraneous materia in the last third of the game.

    Nay, sir, it is you who are the phillistine


    also XIII sucked nuts

    I'm pretty sure XIII isn't out yet.

    I'm going to assume you meant VIII, in which case you are simply wrong. It was a much more mature and experimental game. They tried a lot of things that they had never done in a game before. Some of them worked, others didn't, but probably the biggest change was a character-driven plot. It was really the first time where they actually developed the characters and tried to make them three-dimensional. It wound up being very heavy-handed, though, (i.e. when the party thinks Seifer died and Squall tweaks. Crappy dialogue galore) and I think a lot of that was due to the translation. If I were very dedicated I'd learn Kanji (or whatever it is they use for games) and play it again but I just don't have the patience to draw all that fucking magic all the fuck over again. What you have to remember about the game is that it is essentially a coming-of-age story and that the fight to save the world, as it were, is merely a vehicle to convey that message.

    Man, I liked FFVIII a lot, quite a bit more than most people, but to praise it on character development? Is that a joke? From Disk 1 to Ultimecia, the only development on Squalls part is that he figures out he needs others...a little. Ironically Lionheart is so freakng powerful that he, in fact, does not need anyone else. Zell's character development is learning that he lives with his mom. Oh, and he has a short temper. Rinoa? You learn she's just a spoiled brat of a powerful military man, and a couple other spoiler things that have nothing to do with character development, but a convenient plot device. Irving is an impotent ladies man, who has stage fright. his characters "climax" is at the end of the first disk. Selphie? Oh noes, she lost a few friends at Trabia Garden. Deep. Hell, Quistis is about the only character in the game that has anything resembling depth with her inner conflict on being such a young instructor, thinking she's in love, and the stress of those factors. But even that whole aspect of her personality is nice and summed up before you even freaking leave the first island. Laguna had a reasonable amount of development but like everyone else as soon as his "crisis" was solved his character was simply a plot point.

    And that's it. That is the entirety of the depth of any character in the game, no one is given any development past who they are with their initial introduction, and the only real reason for any of them to exist is to teach Squall that he's not alone.

    Further plot spoilers involving their past isn't development. It's just interesting to learn that they actually mentioned that GF's are rumored to cause memory loss for a reason.

    I love all FF's, I don't follow any lame ass internet trends where it's "cool" to bash popular games because "you played them before they were cool". Who gives a shit. Regardless, virtually every FF save I had characters that had considerably more development than any character in FFVIII. Obviously not every character in every game was vital or interesting, but there was always at least one or two people who had turmoil or otherwise growth in the course of their respective game.

    In summary, you're full of shit about character development in FFVIII, even thought it really didn't have anything to do with chocobos. Yes, racing the chocobos to get each their S-Rank was mind numbing, but the concept of chocobo farming/raising/racing is excellent, and if they made a game where that's all it was, it could be quality. Expand on the racing, make it a kart-type racer or whatever. expand on the raising/breeding part and you have a game.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys I was totally kidding when I wrote that big counter-post to Shorty


    chill out

    tSil: <3

    Sami on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    <3


    My message is too short? fuck you boards. Fuck you right in your asshole

    Silmaril on
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    am I the only one that thinks FFIX was wonderful?
    i mean
    vivi
    and...
    you know
    the card game was pretty cool

    Big Red Tie on
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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just found it was a bit forgettable.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    and beatrix
    dont tell me climhazard is forgettable
    [size=-50] beatrix/viv fanfic <3 [/size]

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I agree that considering a full game dedicated to chocobo breeding based solely on the content from VII would be dumb. That is why it would have many more features expanded upon the original idea, dur. It has potential goddamnit. It would have been a much better product than fucking FFX-2.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    and beatrix
    dont tell me climhazard is forgettable
    [size=-50] beatrix/viv fanfic <3 [/size]

    FFIX was made for the freaky hentai people

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    climhazard?

    Wasn't that one of Cloud's Limit Breaks?

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you have sinned
    its the crazyass sword attack beatrix has the rapes you every time you fight her

    MAN I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPOILER TAG LOLOL SPOILER AHEAD

    (and when you get to use her that one time you rape faces)
    it hits all enemies down to 1 life

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    fuck final fantasy 12 because my playstation broke

    Hello on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    also
    vivisexs not really my thing... i lean more towards hermione/harry anyway

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you have sinned
    its the crazyass sword attack beatrix has the rapes you every time you fight her

    MAN I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPOILER TAG LOLOL SPOILER AHEAD

    (and when you get to use her that one time you rape faces)
    it hits all enemies down to 1 life


    It was one of Cloud's limit breaks, and as I forgot most of IX almost instantly, thats what I thought of first.




    Aslo, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hello.

    AHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    limit break?
    more like
    ...
    stupid break
    yeah i don't really like 7

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shutup you guys

    Seph on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You, sir, suck

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "Hello. Why do you hate me? I can send you chocolates."

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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