I ate it soon after having a friend snap that, expecting two heart attacks and three strokes to follow, but was severely disappointed. So I present this question: If you were going to kill yourself with food, how would you do it?
I'll keep that in mind the next time I attempt this. Also, recommendations for places where I can order stupidly huge stuff and pictures of burgers and such ten times bigger than this one would be great.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Dude... peanut butter and bananas on toast. Sometimes deep-fried if you can.
Thank you Elvis, for your music and this amazing fucking snack.
Edit: Eat a 72 oz. steak, dude. It'll rock, and get you laid.
Strumming dub plates with our fingers,
Eliminate sounds with our song,
Killing a sound boy with this sound,
Killing a sound boy with this sound,
Taking sound boys’ lives with this dub,
Killing him softly with this sound.
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
[lauryn]
I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
And so I came to see him and listen for a while.
And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes,
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
I felt all flushed with fever,
Embarrassed by the crowd,
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.
I prayed that he would finish,
But he just kept right on strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song
[clef]
Yo l-boogie, take it to the bridge
[lauryn]
(bust it)
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
Strumming my pain with his finger, yeah he was . . .
[shoutouts and fade]
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Ah, the re-uniting of the Fujis. Thank you, Dave Chapelle, for introducing me to a group I had never known to exist.
There was a report in the Guardian today about a 14 stone 8 year old.
Picture was of him standing on a trampoline and it just stuck to the ground beneath him.
Him mum was smoking during the TV interview on BBc news this morning too. Turns out he is being taken away from her out of neglect. She isnt giving him a healthy diet and that is now considred child abuse.
Brilliant.
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2007
There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha-Centauri!
My college is killing me with their shitty dinning hall food. Any and all meat is deep fried and all the vegetables are rubbery to the point that one has difficulty cutting through them with a steak knife.
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I'll keep that in mind the next time I attempt this. Also, recommendations for places where I can order stupidly huge stuff and pictures of burgers and such ten times bigger than this one would be great.
At In n Out burger you can order them as big as you want (so big that they lay them sideways in a box) I heard of someone eating a 24x24 which is 24 patties with 24 slices of cheese.
My college is killing me with their shitty dinning hall food. Any and all meat is deep fried and all the vegetables are rubbery to the point that one has difficulty cutting through them with a steak knife.
My Uni has a great deli in the dining... area.. big place.
I always get this Turkey, bacon, cheddar wrap, with a little bit of garlic mayo and lettuce and tomato, and then get the wrap pressed so that it's all warm
Delicious.
Also, why do we have a crappy emoticon, I like the other one we have, the one someone made into a gif where it slowly grows and grows.
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THREAD OVER
okay guys
Mr. Shine made his official ruling
wrap it up, we're done here
I thought I was allowed a closing statement? I mean, my fans expect it of me.
[edit] God damnit I see what you did there.
how do you like that shit, babies
Nah, all the grease from that will give him the runs.
Now if it had crap tons of cheese, then it would make him all plugged up.
8)
No lettuce, tomato, bacon or any other shit to give it some flavor.
Massive fail.
I just can't break my peanut butter sandwich curse, I used to average like 6 of those things a day.
I'm down to about 3, and now on whole wheat.
I should just stop buying Peanut butter.
Thank you Elvis, for your music and this amazing fucking snack.
Edit: Eat a 72 oz. steak, dude. It'll rock, and get you laid.
Or dead.
Eliminate sounds with our song,
Killing a sound boy with this sound,
Killing a sound boy with this sound,
Taking sound boys’ lives with this dub,
Killing him softly with this sound.
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
[lauryn]
I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
And so I came to see him and listen for a while.
And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes,
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
I felt all flushed with fever,
Embarrassed by the crowd,
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.
I prayed that he would finish,
But he just kept right on strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song
[clef]
Yo l-boogie, take it to the bridge
[lauryn]
(bust it)
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
Strumming my pain with his finger, yeah he was . . .
[shoutouts and fade]
Edit: Have you ever taken a poo after eating something colorful, like, with red and green bell peppers, and the poo comes out all fucking festive?
Picture was of him standing on a trampoline and it just stuck to the ground beneath him.
Him mum was smoking during the TV interview on BBc news this morning too. Turns out he is being taken away from her out of neglect. She isnt giving him a healthy diet and that is now considred child abuse.
Brilliant.
They croooosss... NOW! And they crooosss... NOW!
EDIT: IS THAT FUCKING IN-N-OUT!? THAT'S FUCKING IN-N-OUT!
At In n Out burger you can order them as big as you want (so big that they lay them sideways in a box) I heard of someone eating a 24x24 which is 24 patties with 24 slices of cheese.
I always get this Turkey, bacon, cheddar wrap, with a little bit of garlic mayo and lettuce and tomato, and then get the wrap pressed so that it's all warm
Delicious.
Also, why do we have a crappy emoticon, I like the other one we have, the one someone made into a gif where it slowly grows and grows.