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Killing yourself with food.

Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
To start off, I present this eight patty monster:
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I ate it soon after having a friend snap that, expecting two heart attacks and three strokes to follow, but was severely disappointed. So I present this question: If you were going to kill yourself with food, how would you do it?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    That's disgusting

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you're never going to the bathroom again

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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    That's disgusting

    THREAD OVER

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    That's disgusting

    THREAD OVER

    okay guys

    Mr. Shine made his official ruling

    wrap it up, we're done here

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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'd like to think I made a difference here today, folks.

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The thread is over man - you can't keep posting here!

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why are threads never under?

    J3p on
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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm still able to post in this thread. Is there a problem? Did I break my internet? Is it cancer?

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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JC of DI wrote: »
    The thread is over man - you can't keep posting here!

    I thought I was allowed a closing statement? I mean, my fans expect it of me.

    [edit] God damnit I see what you did there.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So is this one of these here threads for posting in?

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No, don't post in here. We're not allowed.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    watch me post

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This thread is now about Candlejack. I feel th

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    watch me post

    how do you like that shit, babies

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    shit Fallout what have you done

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This shit is intense.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    you're never going to the bathroom again

    Nah, all the grease from that will give him the runs.

    Now if it had crap tons of cheese, then it would make him all plugged up.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek knows his Meatshits
    Jedi Renegade wrote: »
    shit Fallout what have you done

    8)

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ^_^

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I see no bacon...T_T

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    where all the white women at?

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that burger is stupid.

    No lettuce, tomato, bacon or any other shit to give it some flavor.

    Massive fail.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bah, just put some Lowry's seasoning salt on that motherfucker.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm trying to start eating healthier.

    I just can't break my peanut butter sandwich curse, I used to average like 6 of those things a day.

    I'm down to about 3, and now on whole wheat.


    I should just stop buying Peanut butter.

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  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Etch wrote: »
    I see no bacon...T_T
    I'll keep that in mind the next time I attempt this. Also, recommendations for places where I can order stupidly huge stuff and pictures of burgers and such ten times bigger than this one would be great.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dude... peanut butter and bananas on toast. Sometimes deep-fried if you can.


    Thank you Elvis, for your music and this amazing fucking snack.


    Edit: Eat a 72 oz. steak, dude. It'll rock, and get you laid.


    Or dead.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Strumming dub plates with our fingers,
    Eliminate sounds with our song,
    Killing a sound boy with this sound,
    Killing a sound boy with this sound,
    Taking sound boys’ lives with this dub,
    Killing him softly with this sound.
    Strumming my pain with his fingers,
    Singing my life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Telling my whole life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song.
    [lauryn]
    I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
    And so I came to see him and listen for a while.
    And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes,
    Strumming my pain with his fingers,
    Singing my life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Telling my whole life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song.
    I felt all flushed with fever,
    Embarrassed by the crowd,
    I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.
    I prayed that he would finish,
    But he just kept right on strumming my pain with his fingers,
    Singing my life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Telling my whole life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song
    [clef]
    Yo l-boogie, take it to the bridge
    [lauryn]
    (bust it)
    Strumming my pain with his fingers,
    Singing my life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Killing me softly with his song,
    Telling my whole life with his words,
    Killing me softly with his song.
    Strumming my pain with his finger, yeah he was . . .
    [shoutouts and fade]

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ah, the re-uniting of the Fujis. Thank you, Dave Chapelle, for introducing me to a group I had never known to exist. D:

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fugees.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I say we turn this into another thread about poop.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ... Well, when you hear Fugee you assume some things in the spelling area. :roll:


    Edit: Have you ever taken a poo after eating something colorful, like, with red and green bell peppers, and the poo comes out all fucking festive?

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There was a report in the Guardian today about a 14 stone 8 year old.

    Picture was of him standing on a trampoline and it just stuck to the ground beneath him.

    Him mum was smoking during the TV interview on BBc news this morning too. Turns out he is being taken away from her out of neglect. She isnt giving him a healthy diet and that is now considred child abuse.

    Brilliant.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha-Centauri!

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My college is killing me with their shitty dinning hall food. Any and all meat is deep fried and all the vegetables are rubbery to the point that one has difficulty cutting through them with a steak knife.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    My college had awesome dining hall food.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BEHOLD!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha-Centauri!

    They croooosss... NOW! And they crooosss... NOW!


    EDIT: IS THAT FUCKING IN-N-OUT!? THAT'S FUCKING IN-N-OUT!

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  • GraydeathGraydeath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sir Red of the Manti wrote: »
    Etch wrote: »
    I see no bacon...T_T
    I'll keep that in mind the next time I attempt this. Also, recommendations for places where I can order stupidly huge stuff and pictures of burgers and such ten times bigger than this one would be great.

    At In n Out burger you can order them as big as you want (so big that they lay them sideways in a box) I heard of someone eating a 24x24 which is 24 patties with 24 slices of cheese.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't believe you ate that

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    My college is killing me with their shitty dinning hall food. Any and all meat is deep fried and all the vegetables are rubbery to the point that one has difficulty cutting through them with a steak knife.
    My Uni has a great deli in the dining... area.. big place.

    I always get this Turkey, bacon, cheddar wrap, with a little bit of garlic mayo and lettuce and tomato, and then get the wrap pressed so that it's all warm

    Delicious.

    Also, why do we have a crappy D: emoticon, I like the other one we have, the one someone made into a gif where it slowly grows and grows.

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